Disclaimer: Not mine, I'm just playing… blah blah blah.
A/N: Special thanks to SingingViolin for her punctuation expertise.
Just One of the Perks
by Gates Hepburn
"Captain, I'm detecting unauthorized entrance to your quarters," said Harry Kim from his post.
"It's okay. It's just Chakotay. He wanted to use my tub," came Janeway's cool reply.
Overhearing the exchange, Tom Paris suspiciously asked, "Doesn't he have his own tub?"
"Yes," Janeway answered, "but one of the perks of being captain is a bigger tub. He pulled his back the other day and feels he can relax better in mine."
"Um… okay," both men replied with poorly contained smiles as Janeway walked to the turbolift.
"Besides, we don't both fit in his," Janeway added as the doors shut.
