G-o-S: Hey y'all! my friend (you-neek) and I have decided to have a little competition of sorts... One boring day in English me and her whipped out our dictionaries and picked 50 random words. For every word we picked we had to write a oneshot revolving around that word. So here is my first one!

Biculturalism (is the first word!): noun

the presence of two different cultures in the same country or region

Disclaimer: I dont own Naruto.

"I don't know why the hell you want to be a Catholic!"

"Well I don't know why the hell you want to be an Atheist!"

"Well I don't know why the hell you both won't fucking shut up!"

It sucked being conjoined twins with different religios beliefs. It sucked even worse for sakon and Ukon because they happened to be having this argument in front of Tayuya.

"I also don't know why the hell you won't take this bullshit argument elsewhere," she said while slamming her fists on a nearby table, her magenta hair falling in disarray around her face.

This 'argument' that Tayuya was speaking of usually took place once or twice a week. The conjoined twins, being bored, would argue and then run to their shared room where they could argue without disturbing others.

However, today was different. Today, Orochimaru-samahad hired a cleaning lady ("Where the fuck did he get one of those," piped Tayuya.) to clean around the humble abode that was, supposedly, supposed to be an impenetrable stronghold. With pink walls.

When asked why the cleaning lady came, Orochimaru just giggled and skipped away.

("I heard the cleaning lady is coming because a new boy is going to be here," said Sakon.

"He's probably Orochimaru-samas' new 'plaything'," remarked Tayuya.)

The point is, the cleaning lady was in Sakon and Ukons bedroom, thus forcing them to cause a public display of argumentation.

"The cleaning lady is in our room," Sakon said, lifting his vehement gaze from his twin.

"Catholic," growled Ukon.

"Shut the fuck up!"

The room that the two were having their public argument was very plush. Almost too plush when knowing that the leader of the evil organisation was ("Slightly pedophilic," muttered Ukon when he first met his boss.) Orochimaru.

The walls were pale pink and adorned with pictures of Orochimaru in various poses. A turquoise rug was rolled onto white carpet.

Cherry side tables flanked two candy apple red sofas.

"Yeah, but that doesn't give you the goddamn right to bitch at eachother in the fucking living room," screeched Tayuya. "What the hell are you arguing about anyway?"

The twins sighed. This was one of the problems with being conjoined. They had no individuality.

"Ukon wants to be a bloody Catholic," said Sakon.

"And Sakon wants to be an Atheist," growled Ukon. The shared body turned away.

Tayuya gave the pair a blank stare. "You guys are fucking idiots."

The twins whipped around. "Why?"

"Ever heard of biculturalism?"

"No."

Tayuya bowed her shoulders and shook her head. She walked over to one of the sofas and took a seat.

"Do you know what a culture is," she asked in disbelief.

Both twins nodded.

"Well why don't you just both be the culture you want to be?"

The twins thought for a second. "Wouldn't it be a bit stupid," pondered Sakon.

"And wouldn't it be a bit contradictory for an Atheist to be in a Catholic church," grumbled Ukon.

Tayuyas shoulders tensed. "Well, why dont' you two both fucking permanently seperate or TAKE MY GODDAMN ADVICE!"

The twins cringed from the power of her voice.

"Fine, we'll try this 'biculturalism' thing," grumbled Sakon.

"Bitch," growled Ukon.

Tayuya began tearing at her red hair in frustration and stormed out of the room in a huff.

"We're not really going to do this 'biculturalism' thing right?"

"Nah."

The pair sat in silence, pondering their predicament.

Ukon turned to his twin. "There's nothing we can do. We can't seperate ourselves with chakra because it would take too much and we would die."

"Nor can we seperate surgically because I wouldnt have a body..."

"So what do we do." asked Sakon.

"There's only one thing we can do."

"What?"

"You'll have to become a Catholic."

"WHAT!" Sakon jumped the shared body up.

"Catholic!"

"Atheist!"

"Catholic!"

"Ath-"

Sakon was cut off by Tayuya bursting dramatically into the room, her red hair wild in her face and her visage contorted with anger. In her hands she held a deadly sharp butcher knife.

"Bloody hell?!! SHUT THE MOTHER FUCK UP!!" she screamed while raising the knife clenched in her hands.

Sakon and Ukon stared at her in terror and dibelief.

And it was on that day that the twins learned that biculturalism was a good thing, and that it was probably a good idea never to mess with a (probably PMS-ing) woman when shes holding a butcher knife.

G-o-S: So what did ya think??? R&R plz! The next word is codfish!!!!