Hear Me Now!!!
An Ali G Meets Pokémon Fan Fic
By: Chris Devlin
E-Mail: chris_devlin@hotmail.com
Despite Ali G being a basically UK only figure I got a really good response about my last Ali G Fic Boyakasha!! So here is another one.
Note: If your aren't from the UK you probably won't know who Ali G is, so a lot of this humor may be lost on you. While there may appear to be lots of spelling mistakes this is the only way to convey how Ali G speaks and is deliberate.This takes the form of an Interview between Ali G and Team Rocket
Ali G: Hear me Now!!! I is ere wiv two great people and dis cat thing. Dey are part of dis group called Team Rocket and dey is always tryin to nick those pokémon tings we is ereing so much about. So you is into nickin tings.
Jesse: Well, we steal rare and valuable Pokémon for our boss.
James: Yes rare Pokémon like that Pikachu.
Ali G: Bless You.
James: What?
Ali G: You ad a little sneeze, i just said bless you.
Jesse: He didn't sneeze he just said Pikachu.
Ali G: Wot, dat isn't a sneeze? So wot is a Peekachoo den?
Jesse: Pikachu is an electric Pokémon and we can never catch it.
Ali G: So you is bit like the local police force?
James: What do you mean?
Ali G: Well dey can't catch any of me mates. Some of me mates are into some well dodgey stuff.
Jesse: Ok then.
Ali G: Ok, I'll move on now. Dis cat ting you is sittin next to. Wot is dat?
James: This is Meowth. He's the third member of our little group.
Ali G: Well could you tell it to get off me chair, I don't like having animal hair on dem.
Meowth: Why don't you tell me yourself?
Ali G: Wot?! Did dat ting just speak?
Meowth: Yes I did.
Jesse: Meowth is the worlds only talking Pokémon.
Ali G: Either I smoked some real bad skunk earlier, or you just told me dat, dis thing can speak.
James: No, he can speak.
Ali G: Dat is wicked. Does you do any other tricks?
Meowth: Not really.
Ali G: Ha, bad luck! Me nan as a cat and I can do loads of tricks. Like dis one time we tied it and dis other cat to a washin line by there tails and they ripped the hellout of each other. It was wicked.
Jesse: You disgust me. That's a horrible thing to do.
James: Yes, even we'd never do anything that bad.
Meowth: So, don't like cats eh? (Meowth jumps onto Ali G's face and proceeds to scratch it)
Ali G: Hey, get dis fucking cat off me!! (They tear Meowth of his face). You is out of your mind man. I is off. (He stands up and runs out the door)
Well, verdict. Better or worse then Boyakasha!!!. I'm not quite as pleased with it. Tell me what you think.