Okay, new idea time! Looking through some of my old documents, I came across some limericks I wrote for Labyrinth and figured, "Ah, why not?" So, here's number one of who knows how many limericks. This could end up being a running gag...
And I'm afraid I do not own Jareth and his bouncing crystal balls. Think he rents them out for sing-a-longs?
The Goblin King
But what is a Goblin King? You ask with wide eyes
why a Goblin King is merely a cunning disguise
for a love-struck young fool
whom fan girls ogle and drool
as he manipulates the world with his eyes