LimericsAimee

LIMERICKS - by phredde

DISCLAIMER: Whatever is Tamora Pierce's is hers.

A/N: I'm new to FF.N. I love the site!! Some of these are really dumb. I am really no good at rhyming. I only wrote these b'cos I was really bored one day. Actually they are quite fun. If you people have any requests, pls review and ask. If you have any advice or suggestions or help you can offer me (I really need it!) pls review. If you have nothing to say, pls review anyway. Flames are welcome, At least I know what ppl think. Read and Enjoy...Or not!


There once was a lady named Varice,
Who got stuck in some Plaster of Paris,
She called out, Oh Numair!
Pull me out by the hair!'
But Numair said No' with malice.

Numair was a powerful mage,
Who wanted to get engaged,
To his lover called Daine,
He was rather insane,
To get married to a girl half his age.

Alanna was the first lady knight,
Who gave many men quite a fright,
She had bright scarlet hair,
A violet glare,
And the need to always be right.

George was a theif, now a baron,
Who had a nose as big as a cannon,
Alanna his wife,
Was worth more than his life,
And he didn't know anyone called Faleron.

(a/n: That was just stupid. I couldn't think of anything that rhymed with cannon and baron except Faleron. If anyone has any words that rhyme with cannon and baron, pls review and tell me. Then I'll write the George one again.)

A female page named Kel,
She was as pretty as a bell,
All the boys fell in love,
Cleon called her a dove,
But Lord Wyldon just made her life hell.

Cleon had hair that was red,
My Flower!' to Kel he said,
But though she adored him,
Kel just ignored him,
And made Cleon's heart feel like lead.

There was a tall boy called Neal,
Who when to uni to heal,
He decided to quit,
So he could be hit,
Then have cuts and bruises to feel.

The Crowned Prince's name was Roald,
He had to be very bold,
For his marriage was arranged,
It could not be changed,
Unless he died of a cold.

Thayet was a gorgeous queen,
The most beautiful anyone had seen,
She went out with her hair,
In such a despair,
That people who saw her went green.

Jon was a king who was cool,
He used to go to page school,
He met Alanna,
Went bananas,
Then jumped into a pool.

(a/n: I was in a strange mood when I wrote that one.)

Liam was a Dragon of Shang,
He got shot in the chest with a bang,
He fell on his head,
Then he was dead,
The funeral bells they rang.

Joren was a big piece of snot,
A nice person he was not,
His hair was blonde,
Of hazing he was fond,
He made poor Kel suffer a lot.

Chisakami was a Yamani Princess,
One day she was in great distress,
The Earth started shakin',
To the Black God she was taken,
The Yamani's were one princess less.

Roger was a big fat poo,
And Alex, his sidekick, was too,
The withered old crone,
Wanted the throne,
But he only got the Royal Loo.

Delia was a spastic from Eldorne,
What a mistake that she was born,
She was beautiful but,
She was quite a slut,
Her death, no one will mourn.

Owen always liked to say jolly',
His favourite food was the lolly,
He was so fat,
That he always sat,
Exercising was a great folly.

From the Copper Isles, Josaine,
This princess was really insane,
She had no charm,
Even a fly she would harm,
The girl was seriously a pain.

A/N: R/R! Sorry to anyone I insulted, or to ppl whose favourite characters I insulted. If ppl want, I'll continue