Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters. They all belong to their
respective studios, authors, and so forth. I just enjoy messing around
with them.
Note: This is the first story I've ever posted here, or anywhere for that matter. All reviews are very welcome. If you like this story, let me know and I will continue it, or write more like it. This story is total random insanity, but please keep in mind I can write GOOD stories too. They're not all like this.
Once upon a time, there was a boy named Sue. Sue liked to take walks in the woods, but one day a bear ate him. But this was no ordinary bear. It was a magical bear. The bear wasn't used to eating people, so he got indigestion from eating Sue and spit him out. Because this bear was magical, Sue did not return to a normal human being. He became a dragon and decided to change his name to Smaug.
Since he was now a dragon, he had to find a new place to live. So he flew around for a few days, until he saw a misty mountain that looked rather appealing. This just so happened to be a mountain where some dwarves were living. Now we all know how much dragons love shiny things like gold, and that dwarves have access to lots of it. Smaug chased all the dwarves out from under the mountain and hoarded treasure there for many years.
Then, one day, a hobbit named Bilbo Baggins came along and woke him up. This really made Smaug mad, so he decided to go and ravage the nearest village. He really missed his ravaging days. However, this day was his last. One of the village heroes, by the name of Hercules, shot an arrow at Smaug's weak spot and he fell to the ground.
Bilbo took home all the treasure and split it amongst all the other hobbits in the Shire. They built a big castle on the borders of the Shire and lived happily ever after. At least until the next chapter..
Note: This is the first story I've ever posted here, or anywhere for that matter. All reviews are very welcome. If you like this story, let me know and I will continue it, or write more like it. This story is total random insanity, but please keep in mind I can write GOOD stories too. They're not all like this.
Once upon a time, there was a boy named Sue. Sue liked to take walks in the woods, but one day a bear ate him. But this was no ordinary bear. It was a magical bear. The bear wasn't used to eating people, so he got indigestion from eating Sue and spit him out. Because this bear was magical, Sue did not return to a normal human being. He became a dragon and decided to change his name to Smaug.
Since he was now a dragon, he had to find a new place to live. So he flew around for a few days, until he saw a misty mountain that looked rather appealing. This just so happened to be a mountain where some dwarves were living. Now we all know how much dragons love shiny things like gold, and that dwarves have access to lots of it. Smaug chased all the dwarves out from under the mountain and hoarded treasure there for many years.
Then, one day, a hobbit named Bilbo Baggins came along and woke him up. This really made Smaug mad, so he decided to go and ravage the nearest village. He really missed his ravaging days. However, this day was his last. One of the village heroes, by the name of Hercules, shot an arrow at Smaug's weak spot and he fell to the ground.
Bilbo took home all the treasure and split it amongst all the other hobbits in the Shire. They built a big castle on the borders of the Shire and lived happily ever after. At least until the next chapter..