a.n: hey guyz an galzz. My name is hanna though I hate that name so you can juzt cal me Rain! here is my first fanfic ever about my super KAWAII AND SMEXIIZ FANTROLL. I hop u guyz enjoy.

disclamier: i dont ownn anyting except mai scene cloths and myzelf and som othre thangs but dat dont realy matta.

mai name is Ravene MakRam [a.n pronanced RAVEN. alsoe MakRam is liek makarw and nitarm]. and im 5 and a 1/2 sweeps old. im a scene troll and i really like pewdiepie and cry because they are fucking amazing. im amazing at singing dancing amd im the best artist and writer eva. i type like thissssss, i make it ssssssix ssssss'ssssss inssssssted of one. i have halfe whitee bloode and the other half is magente which maeks me higher than feferi on the hemodpectrum.

i have nubz for horns and i have silky black hair with blue and green streaks everywere. I wear a hot pink mini-skirt with neon blue combat bootz and a black long sleeve that reveal my shoulders and has a star of davied on it as my symbol.

i am veray into video gamez and i haeve guitar aend drumz. im the coolest troll eva because im very maturer for my aege, (6 1/2 swaaps) and i have big breasts! DUBLE D'S! karkret, sullox, eriaden, and equies are all in love withz me! but i cant chooze between them .. but back to ny interasts, i like to draw anime becase it is kawaii ugu-desuuuuuu! i also write lotz of fanficz and people praise me for them cause im da best writer eva.

all da sudden a pester camee up onto my computer-laptop and i checked it. AND OHMYGOG it was karket vantez! i stayed calm and pestered him all flirty like...

CG (carsinoGenesist): HEY FUCKASS

ANSWER ME GOGDAMNIT.

SA (sexyAlternian): teehee!

im here kat, chill!

CG: IM SORRY, ITS JUST THAT.

I MISSED YOU SO FUCKING MUCH RAVENE. IT PAINS ME WHEN I CANT BE WITH YOU.

SA: oh, really? *blush* why thank you kat. you make me blussssssh.

CG: YOU MAKE MY KOKORO GO DOKI DOKI. CHOOSE ME OVA THE OTTHERS.

SA: but i cant decide kat! ugh

SA has ceased pesteriing CG

I sat at my computer. UGHHHH, karkat lovedd me so much but so did sullox, eriaden and equies. i dont want to decide! cant we polygamaus?! sighh, whatevez. I went to my fridge to slam a faygo my dad (gamzee) gave me. i stared at the lance my mom (tavroz) gave me. i had a lusuz but i found out my biolugical parents cause of time and spaece parodox stuff and shiet. it was cool that i knew were i cum from so yeah!

i sat on my couch and played black ops for a few houres. it was totez cool but then the doorbell to mai hive rang so i had to pause da game and answer the door.

It was eriaden! what was he doing here?! i looked at him seductivly and I noticed he had a boner! wow.

"hello ravvene." he said nervously. i giggled at hoew he pronanced my name but I continued.

"hello eriaden! what bringssssss you hair?" i asked. oh btw I used six S's cause my lusuz is a 7 headed hydra.

"oh nothin reely. i just wwantd to ask you somefin." he said softly.

"what do you want to assssssk?" i replied. curiosness in my magente irises. he breathd deeply and said, "wwould you liek, go on a date wwith me? or somefin." he said.

!HEARTATTACK!

okaey! that waz my introductio chappie for RAVENE! she is super cool! plz review! also btw ravene iz a scene gurl and she iz very hawt!

also should i gat a deviantart? i dont know if i shud or not.

SAYONARA!