WELL THEN! This has been a while hasn't it? Almost Lover will be updated soon, I promise! Give me time kiddies! Until then.. Here's this. Im a bit rusty, and this is from my iPod, so i apologize for any bad.. Things? Normal disclaimers apply, and I hope you enjoy! :)
"but.. They're bunk beds!" Amy whined for what seemed the thousandth time that week.
"Yes, they are! And they're lots of fun, I swear!" the Doctor said, turning back to his work, "now if I could only get some silence to work for once, /maybe/ we might get somewhere!"
"But we're newlyweds! We want to do newlywed.. Stuff.." Amy said, awkwardly looking around the room. "You and River got married, didn't you? You must have done husbandy-wifey things, too!"
"What do you mean, husbandy-wifey things? Putting time back together?" the Doctor asked, completely oblivious.
Amy started chucking as Rory walked into the control room, salad in hand.
"Amy! I've been searching everywhere.. Here's that salad." he said casually, handing her the food, "And what is so seemingly hilarious?" he asked suspiciously, looking between the two.
"Amy won't say what husbandy-wifey things are.." the Doctor said while trying to fuse two wires together. "Ouch! What was that for?" he yelped, nursing his finger.
"Ah. That. Well. You can sort that out, then.." Rory mumbled, moving toward the nearest exit.
Before he could walk a foot, Amy had caught his shirt in an iron grip, "No way are you leaving me to deal with him alone. Figure out something to say, and quick. We've got things to do."
"What th- oh." Rory said, realizing what she wanted. Turning back to the Doctor, he looked him straight in the face and said, "Sex."
The Doctor dropped his Sonic, obviously completely surprised. "What?"
"Um.. We are newlyweds, so obviously.. Sex." Rory said bluntly, a blush tinting his face red.
"Oh.. Right.. Well then.. Um.. I'll get right on that then.." the Doctor said. Staring awkwardly at the walls of the TARDIS.
"Thanks." Rory mumbled as he was pulled away by Amy.
"Sex? Seriously? Over a bunk bed?" the Doctor whispered to the TARDIS once they were gone. Shaking his head slightly, he moved to find the controls for furniture.
"Humans these days.."
Well, that sucked. But WATEVA! IM BACK! (maybe.)
Reviews would be much appreciated. :)