A/N: So.. Jay AKA Jordan posted a challenge for a Tori Futa. I thought... ugh... I did it all before but she wanted Tori to be... somewhat different and then I thought... HMMMM. What if "If I only Had A..." had been the other way around. I find that Tori's background makes for this story to have a very different color to it. Soooo. I took Her challenge and this is what happened to the first chapter of our Favorite Futa story. HA! OMG... I don't even know if I would be able to survive this! So Read.. and Don't be shy! Do that thing with that little review button. I read an awesome story last night by Camyadig called "Strictly Business"... Can I say, Fan Fiction has the best writers! Please check her out!

Tell me what you really think! - S.K.

Take a hint

I stood in front of my mirror and I debated on whether I wanted to change, or just wear the clothes I had worn to school today. Pedeja que soy, because Jade couldn't care less what I wear. Besides we were going to be there with Sikowitz.

"Forget it Vega… Never gonna happen chica." I whisper to my reflection and ran the brush through my hair and retouched my make-up just before Trina called out to me. "Tori, lets go if you wanna do what Sikowitz asked."

"Alright, I'm coming!" I yelled back. And I ran down the stairs.

"That's what you're gonna wear?" She said looking at me.

"What? " I asked, "What's wrong with it?"

"You wore that all day!" She insisted.

"So?"

"I thought you had something to do with…" she paused and looked to see if my parents were around and whispered "Jade!"

"Why are you whispering, they're gone!" I said.

"You know that you like her, like her, you should ALWAYS look like you could get her!"

"What? Do I look bad in this?" I asked checking myself in the mirror.

"No, but she already saw you in that." She insisted. I rolled my eyes and headed out of the door.

"I also don't want to look too desperate."

Trina knows too much about me. It was weird okay, because I guess I should say what's up. I mean. Fine… okay… here I go. So I guess there is no secret that I am gay. I mean I'm bi I like guys, but I love girls. But I didn't really know how much until my first day at Hollywood Arts.

When I bumped into Beck and spilled coffee all over his shirt. I thought this guy is hot as hell; maybe I am normal. I was glad because I thought I could like this guy and make him mine. I mean he was looking at me all smoldering and everything.

But I should have known, hot guy, hotter girl. Jade's angry face came out from behind him all menacing y mierda… I began to feel this humming burning sensation in my body. I just thought… Fuck she's Sexy, and then it happened. The thing that Trina and Mom had been telling me about all of my life. I felt it growing. She stepped closer and it hurt and it stretched. It had never happened to me before with any girl I liked and the feeling was strange. I backed off as fast as I could and sat in my seat. Then she poured coffee all over my head and I was cured. Or so I thought. But I wanted to get home as fast as possible. I had to talk to my mom. I needed to understand why it had never happened before. I'd had girlfriends before. I had never actually had sex before, or even came close, but I had wanted to and that feeling had never happened.

What is it that happened to me you ask, well… I am a Futa… a girl all woman , I have a vagina and a uterus and I can get pregnant and everything. But there are some of us in my family that if we wanted to be with a woman, like I do, we can grow a penis. Yes , that's what I said. I grow a dangling participle, but only when I need it. Let me tell you, my bicho is not small. I'm hung baby, like a stallion and I know how to use it.

Yes I've used it. Many, many times. Usually happens whenever I hang out with my friends, and I catch a glimpse of a pretty girl. Sometimes I disappear. I get it in a lot. Mami loves the chocha, and I let her indulge as frequently as I can. But I'd rein her in if I could ever have Jade West.

Trina dropped me off early at Nozu. So freaking early I wasn't supposed to be here for another hour and a half. So I was stuck there for God knew how long I began to get bored. A cute brunette sat next to me. I looked her over and sipped my green iced tea. She noticed me looking and turned to her friend. "Mirala… es muy linda no?" Ah a Mexican. Nice… Mami twitched a little in my pants as I tried to seem like I couldn't understand that they were talking about how pretty they thought I was.

I stepped off of the barstool making sure my chest was pressed against Mariana's back. At least that is what I think her friend called her. "Conpermiso," I whispered into the skin of her neck and smiled at her letting my smile linger on her as I walked to the ladies room. She blushed and turned to her friend. I walk on, confident that I will get followed, and sure enough, as I finished checking the stalls for other people the door opened, and Mariana walked in.

I smiled, a really big friendly smile and allowed that warm feeling to take over me. "Hola, hablas Español?"

"A little, " I lied in English, "Te comprendo." I told her I understand what she is saying and she turns a shade of deeper red. She goes on to tell me that she was visiting from Mexico City and I reminded her of a girlfriend she had there. I smiled. She wasn't sure I was gay but she had a feeling and wondered if she could call me some time.

I smiled and pulled my pen out of my bag and wrote my number on her forearm. Then I kissed her forearm and continued to trail kisses from there all the way to her neck bringing her flush against me. I pushed her back, all the way back to the door of the bathroom and I locked it. I pressed her there against it and cursed that I didn't have time to put on a condom without her noticing.

So I explained my Mami to her, as I rolled one on. She looked so intrigued and eager once I was ready.

Needless to say that I was in a fairly good mood when Sikowitz and then Jade finally showed up. Fuck, my baby looked good. She always did, I just wish… Wait, did Sikowitz Just say we were on a date? Man was I glad that I did get it in before this… Too much time with Jade was always bad for my libido.

Then the greatest thing happened. Two boys pushed us together. The whole left side of my body hummed and yes I was uncomfortable, because my freaking Skinny Jeans got a little tighter, but I really liked the contact with the girl of my dreams and nightmares. They asked us for a little… song action, and I knew exactly what song was fitting.

I am not your missing link,

Let me tell you what I think.

I think you could use a mint,

Take a hint, take a hint!

Jade and I took a bow, I laughed and hugged her making sure my hips stayed as far away from hers as I could. Stupid part was... the dude's didn't take the hint.

"OWWW, Ladies that was hot!" Dark haired huevón said coming up to my girl and wrapping his arm around her. She looked sick to her stomach and I was glad that she was enjoying their attention on her as much as I was. Which was not at all. She gritted her teeth and stepped on his instep with her heels. "Oh my God my foot!" He said.

Jade looked at him, a shocked expression on her features. "What's wrong?" I cringed, because she used the voice she liked to use to tease me with. I loved that she took the time to tease me, but I hated it because it felt as though she just didn't respect me.

"I think you broke it!" He said his breath ragged he is trying not to cry.

"Maybe, Dr. Chad needs to take you to the hospital now, " I said feigning concern and said pushing Chad toward his friend. "Don't worry about us… " I said wrapping my arms possessively around Jade's waist and placed my head on her shoulder in a sort of amorous embrace. "We will be just fine without you."

Jade stiffened and I could just imagine the look she was giving me. Once they walked out of Nozu, I let go of Jade as if she were on fire. She grunted and headed back to her seat. It was eleven thirty. I only had thirty more minutes with my girl and this would all end.

We sat in silence for a bit, nursing our newly poured iced green teas. "Thanks for getting rid of those guys." I said after a while.

"Best part of this date…" She mumbled, and then I laughed a little. Then using the voice she used to imitate me, she said, "Maybe Dr. Chad needs to take you to the hospital now. So funny."

"I don't talk like that…" I protested, but it really was pretty funny. I then dissolved into a fit of giggles and I couldn't stop myself. She hates giggling. "Oh my god, I can't believe they didn't take the hint."

"Well if you hanging all over me didn't convince them then I'm sure they are retards." She said with a chuckle of my own.

She went quiet and listened to the bad Karaoke singing. I tried not to listen because they always seemed to ruin all of my favorite songs. I wondered what she was thinking because; well I always wondered what she thought. I stared at her, I didn't mean to. It was just that I loved to look at her. She knows I am watching and I try to look away, but I can't. I have to speak, because if I don't she will let me stare the rest of the night. "Jade… how are you doing?" I asked softly.

She frowned and looked at me. She sighed and shook her head and rolled her eyes at me. "What do you mean?"

"Well… Things are still a bit strained with you and Beck." I insisted on this line of questioning. She looked at her watch and rolled her eyes and stood up abruptly.

"I have to go to the bathroom." She stormed off to the bathroom knocking the bell pepper out of Berf's hand when she passed him by.

I followed her; I needed to make sure she was okay. "Come on Jade… I just want to make sure you're okay… I mean I want to be someone that can help you through this."

"But I don't like you!" she stated angrily. Okay that hurt… that wounded me a little.

"But I like you… and I want to be your friend. I don't know why, but I do. " I said leaning against the sink. "Besides, maybe we would be able to play a married couple better if we were friends." Maybe I could get into her pants.

"How can you help me get over Beck?" She asked. I can do you better than he ever did Jade. I thought as I let my eyes search her face. I have learned to keep this poker face. Is it my fault that my face of concern looks the same as the undressing you with my eyes face? She seemed to be thinking about what I was saying. It felt as if she were kind of agreeing about playing a better husband and wife. She just looked so worn out.

"I don't know… you can talk about how you feel." I started, "I know that sometimes, after a break up, I veg out with Cat on my couch and I cry and eat ice-cream and complain and watch movies and when it is over, I feel a whole lot lighter." Or I go out and smush someone's brains out. Oh my god, I have to stop watching the Jersey Shore.

"What if I don't want to get over him?" She said suddenly and screwed her eyes shut as if she didn't really want to admit that. I bit my lip, and my insides twisted. She really liked this guy. I never thought that she really didn't want to break up in the first place. I mean if you really think about it. She really didn't want to break up. She gave him an Ultimatum, and he challenged it. Neither party willingly gave up on the other.

"You can talk about that too… for someone that never worries about saying the things that are on her mind, that shouldn't be too hard." I teased a little and shoved her shoulder playfully. But really I just wanted to shake her and make her notice me.

Jade stared at her shoes for a moment, and then turned to look at herself in a mirror. "We have a week left till our play… Let's try it your way." She conceded.

"Good…" I said with a smile, and then I looked at my watch. "Our date is over!" I gave her a quick hug, and since Mami was still very alert, I turned and left the bathroom as quickly as I could. Nearly tripping over my own two feet. I pulled out my phone and dialed Trina's Cell as I knocked yet another bell pepper out of Berf's hand. "Later!"

"Tori!" I heard him shout after me. I looked back and smiled my sexiest smile and waved at him and Sinjin Goodbye.

"Trina, I'm done can you please come get me?" I asked as I walked out of Nozu. My hips bumped against a really hot chick as we passed through the door. In my state of raging libido, My eyes followed her and nearly eat her alive.

"Why don't you find your own ride… I'm kind of in the middle of something."

"Sucia!" I exclaimed, returning to my conversation at the curb. "Come on TRINA!"

"Why can't you get a driver's license like a normal Teenager?" Trina said annoyed.

"I didn't see the old lady!" I shouted. I groaned until I felt a tap on my shoulder. I turned my head and was surprised to see Jade with a knowing smirk on her face.

"I'll take you home… you are my date after all." She walked past me toward her car.

"Thanks for nothing Trina!" is aid hanging up my phone. I ran trying to catch up to her. "Thank you so much Jade! I really appreciate this."

"Whatever." She stated unlocking the door and going around to the driver side. "I should make you open the car door for me." She said getting in the car.

"What?" I asked a little confused, but I didn't hesitate to jump into the car before she could just peel off and leave me standing on the sidewalk.

"This is a date remember? I am a lady." She said starting the engine.

I smiled, "Oh is that so? Well then, I'll keep that in mind." I couldn't help the smirk that stayed on my face. This was the most pleasant conversation she and I have ever had. She pulled out on to the road and drove me home. I thanked the baby Jesus that it just seemed to get better, and she just seemed to relax a bit more around me.

"Here we are," she said.

"Yeah, Thanks for the ride. " I stated. I didn't really want this to end. I wanted her to stay. I wanted her to come in and hang out with me a little longer. "Do you need anything? Are you gonna be okay going home?" I asked grasping for straws.

"Geez Vega I had green tea not Long Island Ice tea. I'll be fine." She said and extended her hand to me. I took it and kissed it. "What?"

"It's a date, remember?" I said with a smirk. "Good night." I walked out of the car and up the steps to my house. I looked back and she was kind of staring at her hand. I hope I made her feel something. This date was so different than what I was used to.

Mami was humming when I walked into the house. I scrolled through some of my contact and dialed up my most constant companion. "Mami needs you tonight…" I said once she picked up.

"Well come on over," she said and I smiled.

"Maggie you're the best…" I said opening up the front door again and jogging across the street.

"Whatever, Just remember me… when you make it shine." I chuckle at her bad joke.

"Just open the door man!" I said in the sexiest voice I got.

She opened the door and this gorgeous, pale, raven-haired, blue-eyed vision stood before me. "Hey baby."

"What the fuck did you do to your hair?" I asked.

"What? It's what you want isn't it? Jade West?" She said. "Come on…"

When we were through I lay with her for a while talking. She knew where my heart lies. She knew so much about what I wanted it was so easy for her to recreate what I would want to do. She was softer than Jade, and nicer than Jade and I liked that, because I wanted Jade, I rather have my booty calls be pale comparisons. "Thank you." I said

"What did she do to you?" She asked, "You were so worked up and ready today."

"We went on a date… kind of. And she was pretty nice." I said softly. I looked her in the eye, "I have to go." I whispered.

I got out of Maggie's bed and began to get dressed. "I'm moving." She whispered.

I turned to face her. "No… Oh my god!" I said the only person I could talk to about this obsession I had with Jade was moving away. "When?"

"End of the month." She said biting her bottom lip.

I went over to her and I hugged her tightly. "I'm gonna miss you."

"Not Just the booty?" She asked through Tears.

"No… not even close. You have been a great friend."

"Thanks Tori… I guess I'll see you around." She said. I nodded and headed quietly down the stairs and out of the door. I ran across the street checking my slap updates. I read Jades and frowned in confusion. What did that mean?

Status Update

Jade West: Interesting date. May need to start to explore my options. Mood: intrigued.

Glossary

1. Pendeja que soy - I am such an idiot

2. chica- (lit.) little in the femenine. but really it just means girl.

3. y- and

4. mierda- shit

5. bicho- (lit.) bug - In this story and in Puerto Rico, bicho is another name for a penis.

6. mami- pet name used for pretty ladies. in this story it is my bicho's name.

7. chocha- It means pussy... I love it but I hate the English word so I'll just say this instead.

8. Mirala- look at her.

9. es muy lida no?- that is mexican for 'ta buena... oh yeah, I mean "she's so hot."

10. Conpermiso- excuse me... I mean I have to use my manners.

11. Hola- uh... hi (I mean come on... everyone knows that.)

12. Hablas Español?- do you speak Spanish?

13. Te Comprendo- I understand you. (and this is why I put out this glossary- muah)

14. huevón- Stupid testosterone laden idiot. (how is that for word economy... yeah okay it just means buffoon.)

15. sucia- dirty girl... I know I'm a hypocrite for even calling her that... but whatever.

Alright commit this to memory because I'm not going to define them again... can I get on with my story now?

A/N: okay so I decided to add this glossary because... well it was requested. I didn't want to I wanted to believe you all were so smart you could get this from context cues... but then I realized... that's too much effing work... so here you go. Later my peeps. (I gotta come up with a nick name for you guys kinda like Gaga and her monsters I find that concept interesting.)