What the fuck, how the hell did Brittany, Brittany of all people, Brittany who thinks breakfast is confusing, turned me down. But to make matters…why the hell am I sitting in this bathroom stall crying like an idiot. Come on Santana, you're the most gorgeous girl in the school….and the most flirtatious. What the fuck, come on, no one is turning you down…but its Brittany, it's not just anyone, it's my best friend, the girl who made me the way I am today. I heard the bell ring, and grabbed a few more tissues, shit I'm late. I cleaned myself and finally stepped out of the stall I was in. I looked in the mirror, maybe I should just remove it, there's no hope for it now. I thought as I took a wet paper towel and began to take off my makeup. About five minutes later, I was finally done.
Thankfully we had a sub in my English class so I didn't have to worry about giving a detailed explanation about my lateness (such a prick is Mr. Lew). I didn't feel like looking at anyone really so I took a seat in the back of the class next to some new kid. She was pretty, she was working on some form of sketch, I didn't pay much attention, I just put my head down on my desk and called it a day. I don't know when or how much time I had my head placed down, but I eventually felt a poke to my shoulder.
"Um, excuse me do you happen to have any lead? My pencil ran out." She said holding her pencil in her hand.
"Uh, hold on." I reached into my book bag, and looked around for an extra pencil.
"No lead, sorry, does this work?"
"Sure thanks." Nothing more happened up until the next bell rang.
"Thanks again." She said with a smile
"No problem."
"Maybe I'll see you again sometime." And with that she was gone, and I was headed on my way to Glee club.
All these damn happy ass people here. Of course there's Rachel babbling off for some shit that no one will think is important. Blaine and Kurt are over there being Cuddled…hold on what the hell is he even doing here? And of course there's Britney. Holding on to Artie. When really she should be cuddled next to me. I should be kissing her, that should be me! I tried to hold back my tears, but I was slightly unsuccessful so two fell before I went to sit in the back of the room.
Thank God for that man I call a teacher for walking in the room.
"Welp guys, looks like we have a few new additions to new directions." So corny.
"So welcome Blaine, and Elma." I looked up, and saw the both of them stand getting ready to audition. So I'm guessing prep school transferred to be with his lover boy. Pussy whipped. I've seen Elma before…wait a minute. I just saw her, she still has my pencil. Hm oh well.
"So who's going first guys?" Blaine raised his hand and got up.
"This one's for you Kurt." He said with a smile and a sly wink.
You think I'm pretty
Without any makeup on
You think I'm funny
When I tell the punchline wrong
I know you get me
So I let my walls come down, down
Before you met me
I was alright but things
Were kinda heavy
You brought me to life
Now every February
You'll be my Valentine, Valentine
Let's go all the way tonight
No regrets, just love
We can dance, until we die
You and I, will be young forever
You make me feel
Like I'm livin' a
Teenage dream
The way you turn me on
I can't sleep
Let's run away and
Don't ever look back,
Don't ever look back
My heart stops
When you look at me
Just one touch
Now baby I believe
This is real
So take a chance and
Don't ever look back,
Don't ever look back
We drove to Cali
And got drunk on the beach
Got a motel and
Built a fort out of sheets
I finally found you
My missing puzzle piece
I'm complete
Let's go all the way tonight
No regrets, just love
We can dance, until we die
You and I, will be young forever
You make me feel
Like I'm livin' a
Teenage dream
The way you turn me on
I can't sleep
Let's run away and
Don't ever look back,
Don't ever look back
My heart stops
When you look at me
Just one touch
Now baby I believe
This is real
So take a chance and
Don't ever look back,
Don't ever look back
I'mma get your heart racing
In my skin tights jeans
Be your teenage dream tonight
Let you put your hands on me
In my skin tight jeans
Be your teenage dream tonight
Yoooouuu
You make me feel
Like I'm livin' a
Teenage dream
The way you turn me on
I can't sleep
Let's run away and
Don't ever look back,
Don't ever look back
No
My heart stops
When you look at me
Just one touch
Now baby I believe
This is real
So take a chance and
Don't ever look back,
Don't ever look back
I'mma get your heart racing
In my skin tights jeans
Be your teenage dream tonight
Let you put your hands on me
In my skin tight jeans
Be your teenage dream tonight
Some where mid song I saw Kurt smiling, Rachel looking as though she was going to talk to Blaine about being her duet partner, and me, well I'm pissed, I could be doing THAT shit right there to Brit, but she chose some stupid ass boy over me. Come on Sanny, you already took your make up off. No more crying today. At the end of the song, with the last few strums, everyone clapped.
"Well I think that's a unanimous yes. Welcome to new directions Blaine." Shue said with a slap to his back.
"Glad to be here." He said with a smile and went to sit next to Kurt, slipping in a quick kiss before sitting down. Ugh.
"Alright Elma. What do you have for us?"
She stood up, she was wearing dark skinny jeans, combat styled boots, and what looked like an Aerosmith logo shirt. Her curly hair was pulled back into a pony tail and she wore glasses.
"Um I'll be doing Judas by Lady Gaga, much more toned down though."
"Alright the floor is yours."
She pulled her guitar out its case and started singing
Ohohohoh
I'm in love with Judas
Ohohohoh
I'm in love with Judas
Judas! Judaas Judas! Judaas
Judas! Judaas Judas!
When he comes to me I am ready
I'll wash his feet with my hair if he needs
Forgive him when his tongue lies through his brain
Even after three times he betrays me
I'll bring him down, bring him down, down
A king with no crown, king with no crown
I'm just a Holy Fool, oh baby he's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Judas, baby
I'm just a Holy Fool, oh baby he's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Judas, baby
Ohohohoh
I'm in love with Judas
Ohohohoh
I'm in love with Judas
Judas! Judaas Judas! Judaas
Judas! Judaas Judas!
I couldn't love a man so purely
Even prophets forgave his crooked way
I've learned love is like a brick you can
Build a house or sink a dead body
I'll bring him down, bring him down, down
A king with no crown, king with no crown
I'm just a Holy Fool, oh baby he's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Judas, baby
I'm just a Holy Fool, oh baby he's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Judas, baby
Ohohohoh
I'm in love with Judas
Ohohohoh
I'm in love with Judas
Ew
In the most Biblical sense,
I am beyond repentance
Fame hooker, prostitute wench, vomits her mind
But in the cultural sense
I just speak in future tense
Judas, kiss me if offenced,
Or wear an ear condom next time
I wanna love you,
But something's pulling me away from you
Jesus is my virtue,
Judas is the demon I cling to
I cling to
I'm just a Holy Fool, oh baby he's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Judas, baby
I'm just a Holy Fool, oh baby he's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Judas, baby
Ohohohoh
I'm in love with Judas
Ohohohoh
I'm in love with Judas
Judas! Judaas Judas! Judaas
Judas! Judaas Judas!
So I swear when she was singing the part about Judas and Jesus at me. But that may just my mind just over hearing shit. I shook my head and continued to clap, this girls got some nice lungs on her. Sides, this girl doesn't know the truth, what she doesn't know, won't hurt her.
"Wow, that was a great audition." Mr. Shue said with a chuckle. "So any who moving along, this week's assignment. There's no theme, but you must work in groups, no less than four." Damnit shue. "And you don't get to pick your partner!" He pulled out a number for each of us to take a number. Number four….great. I took a look around and noted everyone pulling toward their groups. Okay so I'm not with porcelain, nor McCripple pants, fuck why is that new girl coming over here….and Berry, and Blaine, what am I just over fucked today.