This is my first fanfic, so do not be angered if it is not up to your
expectations. :D Enjoy!
(Harry and Hermione have just used the Time Turner in the book The Prisoner of Azkaban and are on their way to set time straight.)
Harry: HERMIONE STOP!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?! (Hermione starts skipping)
Hermione: Gotta catch me to find out! la la la la la
(Harry tackles Hermione)
Harry: URMPH!!!
Hermione: That wasn't what I had in mind! OW! I broke a nail. (glares at Harry and then punches him)
Harry: AAH! Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!
Hermione:(standing at pillar thingy, watching them go into Hagrid's cabin) Nevermind that. Lets go and hide behind those plastic pumpykins. (begins skipping again) la la la la la
Harry: You never told me what the thing you put around our necks was... and.. whu? Why can I see myself?! AAAH! neeargh... who am I?!!
Hermione: (sigh) we went back in time. blah blah blah. don't be seen and all the rest. You get it?
Harry: uh... nooo.......oh well! Bring on the pumpykins! (begins skipping towards Hermione and the plastic jumbo pumpkins)
(make their way towards Hagrid's shack, singing loudly)
Hermione: we probably shouldn't sing. Fang may get angry. You know how he gets when he listens to people singing... eh...
Harry: weeewooooooooo
(hiding behind pumpkins)
Harry: hum dee dum de dum..Hey Hermy can I throw the rock at me this time? Please?!
Hermione: Fine. (Pouts as Harry throws rock. Rock goes in house but hits Hagrid)
Hagrid:(from inside the house) ACK! Darn mosquitos!
(Harry, Hermione, and Ron leave through the back of the house and begin walking up the hill towards Hogwarts while avoiding the eyes of Dumbledore, the ax dude, and Fudge)
Harry: Is it time yet Hermy? Is it time?! huh? huh? Can I save Buckbeaks life now and let him live happily ever after? huh? huh?
Hermione: If you'd shut up I could tell you. (slaps him) DIE! (Tish face for a couple seconds and then reverts back to her normal neurotic self) heh.. GOOOOOOO!!! I shall get the stinky winky ferrets so they will mess up my beautiful pink sweater.
(They race off with Buckbeak into the forest. Buckbeak tries to snatch the ferret out of Hermione's hands but misses and gets her hand)
Hermione: AAAHHH!!! I'M DYING......(lies down on the ground for a minute and then gets up) Okay I'm done. Lets go.
(they leave Buckbeak farther in the forest while they watch the Whomping Willow)
Harry: so... Now... we wait.
Hermione: yess... (awkward look at Harry) Lets forget that I'm madly in love with Ron and make out okay?!
Harry: SCORE!
(time goes by....Everyone starts coming out of the Whomping Willow)
Harry: Hey! There I am again! wow this is like, a parallel universe!
Hermione: ugh. I thought we were doing something here! (pouts for a couple seconds) okay OWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what? I felt the need to howl.
Harry: awww!! theres a doggie that responded to it! Nice doggie. What big teeth you have! (as Lupin is coming closer and closer)
Hermione: AH! LUPIN!! EEE! Come Harry! Let us skip! Hurry! Skip for your life!!!!
(they skip as they've never skipped before. Then stop behind the tree while Buckbeak scares Lupin off.)
Hermione and Harry: YAY! BUCKY!!!! WOOHOO!!! (take out styrofoam finger gloves) YAY!!!! SCORE ONE FOR THE TEAM!!!
Harry: Lets go to the pond and talk to the fishies.
Hermione: alrighty.
(They go to the pond thingy and see Sirius and Harry being attacked by the dementors)
Harry: alright... where is my dad?! He should be here any time! I remember... the stag... and... DAD!!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!!!!!! ugh. Dad isn't coming... I'm going to die!!!!! Sirius is going to die!!! Hermione is going to die!!!!!
Hermione: uh.. no I'm not and no your not and no he's not and do your expect paternal spell.
Harry: okie dokie. EXPECTO PATRONUM!!! ooooh... look a white stag!!! DAD! YOU DID COME!!! (races out into lake and falls while trying to hug the patronum)
Hermione: Come. We shall ride, ride as far as we can, and never return.
Harry: uh.. but what about Sirius?
Hermione: oooh! yes that! darn... (mutters) what a nuisance Sirius is...
Harry: huh?
Hermione: oh.. nevermind...
(ride off on Buckbeak to window where Sirius is being held captive)
Hermione: Sirius!!! Your knight on a shining white steed awaits you!!!!!
Sirius: OOOH! A PRINCESS!
Hermione: uh.. no actually you get to hop on this horsies back and fly off into the moonlight
Sirius: oh okay!
Harry: Bye Sirius! ride like the wind Buckbeak!
(Sirius hops on Buckbeak and they ride off into the sky)
Sirius: WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End.
(Harry and Hermione have just used the Time Turner in the book The Prisoner of Azkaban and are on their way to set time straight.)
Harry: HERMIONE STOP!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?! (Hermione starts skipping)
Hermione: Gotta catch me to find out! la la la la la
(Harry tackles Hermione)
Harry: URMPH!!!
Hermione: That wasn't what I had in mind! OW! I broke a nail. (glares at Harry and then punches him)
Harry: AAH! Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!
Hermione:(standing at pillar thingy, watching them go into Hagrid's cabin) Nevermind that. Lets go and hide behind those plastic pumpykins. (begins skipping again) la la la la la
Harry: You never told me what the thing you put around our necks was... and.. whu? Why can I see myself?! AAAH! neeargh... who am I?!!
Hermione: (sigh) we went back in time. blah blah blah. don't be seen and all the rest. You get it?
Harry: uh... nooo.......oh well! Bring on the pumpykins! (begins skipping towards Hermione and the plastic jumbo pumpkins)
(make their way towards Hagrid's shack, singing loudly)
Hermione: we probably shouldn't sing. Fang may get angry. You know how he gets when he listens to people singing... eh...
Harry: weeewooooooooo
(hiding behind pumpkins)
Harry: hum dee dum de dum..Hey Hermy can I throw the rock at me this time? Please?!
Hermione: Fine. (Pouts as Harry throws rock. Rock goes in house but hits Hagrid)
Hagrid:(from inside the house) ACK! Darn mosquitos!
(Harry, Hermione, and Ron leave through the back of the house and begin walking up the hill towards Hogwarts while avoiding the eyes of Dumbledore, the ax dude, and Fudge)
Harry: Is it time yet Hermy? Is it time?! huh? huh? Can I save Buckbeaks life now and let him live happily ever after? huh? huh?
Hermione: If you'd shut up I could tell you. (slaps him) DIE! (Tish face for a couple seconds and then reverts back to her normal neurotic self) heh.. GOOOOOOO!!! I shall get the stinky winky ferrets so they will mess up my beautiful pink sweater.
(They race off with Buckbeak into the forest. Buckbeak tries to snatch the ferret out of Hermione's hands but misses and gets her hand)
Hermione: AAAHHH!!! I'M DYING......(lies down on the ground for a minute and then gets up) Okay I'm done. Lets go.
(they leave Buckbeak farther in the forest while they watch the Whomping Willow)
Harry: so... Now... we wait.
Hermione: yess... (awkward look at Harry) Lets forget that I'm madly in love with Ron and make out okay?!
Harry: SCORE!
(time goes by....Everyone starts coming out of the Whomping Willow)
Harry: Hey! There I am again! wow this is like, a parallel universe!
Hermione: ugh. I thought we were doing something here! (pouts for a couple seconds) okay OWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what? I felt the need to howl.
Harry: awww!! theres a doggie that responded to it! Nice doggie. What big teeth you have! (as Lupin is coming closer and closer)
Hermione: AH! LUPIN!! EEE! Come Harry! Let us skip! Hurry! Skip for your life!!!!
(they skip as they've never skipped before. Then stop behind the tree while Buckbeak scares Lupin off.)
Hermione and Harry: YAY! BUCKY!!!! WOOHOO!!! (take out styrofoam finger gloves) YAY!!!! SCORE ONE FOR THE TEAM!!!
Harry: Lets go to the pond and talk to the fishies.
Hermione: alrighty.
(They go to the pond thingy and see Sirius and Harry being attacked by the dementors)
Harry: alright... where is my dad?! He should be here any time! I remember... the stag... and... DAD!!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!!!!!! ugh. Dad isn't coming... I'm going to die!!!!! Sirius is going to die!!! Hermione is going to die!!!!!
Hermione: uh.. no I'm not and no your not and no he's not and do your expect paternal spell.
Harry: okie dokie. EXPECTO PATRONUM!!! ooooh... look a white stag!!! DAD! YOU DID COME!!! (races out into lake and falls while trying to hug the patronum)
Hermione: Come. We shall ride, ride as far as we can, and never return.
Harry: uh.. but what about Sirius?
Hermione: oooh! yes that! darn... (mutters) what a nuisance Sirius is...
Harry: huh?
Hermione: oh.. nevermind...
(ride off on Buckbeak to window where Sirius is being held captive)
Hermione: Sirius!!! Your knight on a shining white steed awaits you!!!!!
Sirius: OOOH! A PRINCESS!
Hermione: uh.. no actually you get to hop on this horsies back and fly off into the moonlight
Sirius: oh okay!
Harry: Bye Sirius! ride like the wind Buckbeak!
(Sirius hops on Buckbeak and they ride off into the sky)
Sirius: WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End.