(a/n - so I was in the mood for a bitch fight. Includes some ooc and is mainly nonsense. I was just in the mood for a bitch fight. There'll probably be some typos. Please forgive, I've written this in a few minutes as I was bored. Thanks.)
Jealousy Gets You Nowhere, My Dear.
"you... You whore! I'll kill you with my bare hands as you... you stole my husband you rotten cow!"
Martina stared at the woman from behind her desk. She raised her eyebrows at her before glaring at the drunkards who were staring at the scene. This had to be expected, after all, but Martina had always been the only thing that really surprised her. She was never usually surprised, only herself managed to surprise her when she acted without logic behind her choices. When she had started to date again, she had been well aware of the risks behind her choice. But she had been prepared for it. And this visit will have been the first of many, she knew.
"are you listening to me, you smug bitch?! You're an utter disgrace and he will get bored of you, hell he will!"
Martina smiled to herself and continued shuffling her papers. She looked at the clock. She would be leaving soon as somebody very special was picking her up. She smiled to herself once again as the woman continued to hurl insults at her. As soon as it was time, Martina stood up and gathered her coat and umbrella, leaving her colleagues to continue. Martina was going home early for once. She smiled. She seemed to be doing that a lot lately, smiling.
Martina was halfway down the stairs of the building when she felt a sharp tug on her arm. Before she knew what was happening she was being spun round and some nails were being clawed down her face and neck. Martina tasted blood, the woman had claws.
"you bloody slutty tramp, how much did you offer him to be with you, as he wouldn't be with you through choice, would he?" the woman screamed, whilst still kicking Martina with her heels and clawing her arms, ripping Martina's coat and blouse.
"he will come back to me, he will! I can offer him so much more than you! Seriously, I bet you can't even compare with me in bed, I bet that you're a complete and utter waste of space on this earth as who would ever want to shag you, you CRAZY BITCH! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!"
Martina smirked through her blood stained face.
"forget I had an umbrella, did you? Like you forgot that you're divorced?" she said, gently waving the ladylike instrument at the woman she had just speared. She then felt some hands pull her from behind. Martina smiled. He was there. The only problem was, that the woman she had just attacked noticed his presence too.
"joey!"
"Roxy?"
"come here, honey!"
"on yer bike!"
"but joey-"
"jealousy gets you nowhere, my dear." Martina interjected.
And then she and joey kissed in full view of his ex wife. Just because they could.
(a/n - yeah, doesn't really make sense and is pure rubbish, but i was just in the mood for a bitch fight and decided that one of the biggest bitches in the fandoms I like is Roxy. So yeah, why not?)