Well just something my fav couzin wrote
Disclaimer: she doen't not own NARUTO!
Team 7 discovers the horrors of fan fiction…
It was a rather cool day in Kohana and team 7 had gotten into something they really shouldn't have.
3 heads crowded up against a bright screen. A computer…
Yes indeed team 7 had gotten hold of a computer.
God have mercy on their young souls…
"So Naruto…I didn't see you in that magazine for your ramen eating contest. I bet that nobody even came to watch you."
Sakura said trying to figure out how to work the "computer."
Naruto looked away. He had put posters all over Kohana about his ramen eating contest at the ramen shop. In hopes of getting himself noticed by being in a magazine.
"3 is considered a crowd Sakura-Chan!"
He announced folding his arms and glaring at the computer once again.
Sakura snorted while Sasuke gave off some sort of a sound that Uchiha's made when they were bored or annoyed. (Which he was)
Naruto had come up with the greatest idea ever!
Or so he thought…
After they realized that they could spell things Naruto put his plan into action.
He reached over and typed his name.
"Ha, Ha! My brilliant plan!"
He said with a Naruto grin.
Sasuke and Sakura didn't know his plan but put half trust in him that it was a good one.
After retyping his name 3 times he beamed with proud ness.
"My name's on the TV!"
He yelled jumping up. Both Sakura and Sasuke nearly fell over.
Sakura groaned in frustration and Sasuke made that noise again. She was just about to get up whe-
"Enter! Ha! Now it's there forever!"
Naruto once again shouted. But instead of his name being forever on the screen it completely diapered.
"It obviously doesn't like you NARUTO."
Sakura teased giving a little more attention to his name then needed.
Naruto grabbed the monitor in frustration and was about to shake it when a list of things mentioning his name.
"Wow…See Sakura-Chan? It likes me!"
She and Sasuke exchanged glances.
After scrolling down Naruto stopped.
"Hey! Sasuke-Teme! This one's about you and me…! I think…NaruXSasu…See?"
He said jabbing his index finger at the names.
"Let's see then. Click on it."
Sakura demanded.
What appeared was more writing. "The story."
Not saying the details because that's not in my category.
After reading the extremely long one-shot love story that was rated M Sasuke might have shown more emotion then on episode 101.
Sakura was never the same again and is now taking medication for horrific realistic nightmares. As for Naruto he ran straight home curled up in a ball and stuttered the rest of his life.
Sasuke never did red anything from that day on and fled at the sight of a male.
Orochimaru was an exception because he looked so much like a female.
A poof came from behind the three frozen figures.
"I see you've gotten yourselves into the computer…"
The tree heads turned at him sweating with dark circles under there eyes.
The most scared faces he'd ever saw.
'I almost feel sorry for them. Their fault for being so curious. They are now officially victims of fan girls…"
He thought.
Kakashi leaned in to take a look at the screen and raised a brow. He then grinned.
"By the way it's called Yaoi…"
By: (Ramen4life)
hoped ya liked it please R&R!
JeNe!