Here you guys go! They are kinda short…but in my defense, they ARE limericks, which are supposed to be short…I think. Anyways…
DISCLAIMER! I do not own Artemis Fowl, or anyone in Artemis Fowl books. It all belongs to Eoin Colfer
Here are the limericks! :
Artemis Fowl woke up with a scowl
In Dublin, there was a boy, who did not believe in joy. ( Not mine, by Beereader )
Artemis Fowl was a boy, with Fairies did he like to toy,
He was greedy and devious, with a brain of genius,
Holly taught him the importance of friends, together they fought 'till the dastardly end
4. Holly Short was a fairy captain, she wasn't afraid of any distraction,
But alas, during her job, gold Artemis did rob,
But instead of angry, she felt her heart throb.
5. Foaly was a technician, the best of his kind,
Even better than Opal, he left her behind,
But one fateful day, Foaly was beat,
By a certain Artemis Fowl, did he meet.