KIRBY'S LIVE MAGIC SHOW!
"Hi, and welcome to – Kirby's Live Magic Show!" shouted Kirby, waving to the TV cameras. "Inside this live studio, I'm going to show you all the amazing world of magic, and perform some amazing tricks!"
The live studio audience, filled with hundreds of people, cheered.
"Okay," said Kirby. "First, I'd like to remind the people watching from their TVs that there aren't any weird CGI tricks or stuff going on. A live audience is watching! This is real magic!" He winked at the camera.
Nothing happened.
Belatedly, the bright neon 'LAUGH REAL HARD PLZ' sign flashed on above Kirby's head, out of range of the camera. The audience laughed.
"Right!" said Kirby. "Okay… I'd just like to ask for a volunteer for this first trick!"
Every single person in the audience put their hands up.
"Ooh," said Kirby. "I don't know who to choose."
Everyone waited eagerly.
"Seriously," said Kirby. "Does anyone have a coin or something?"
The audience laughed.
"I'm not joking," said Kirby.
The audience laughed.
Kirby sighed and walked to the side of the stage, and pulled the 'laughing gas' switch to 'OFF'.
Kirby walked back to the front of the stage.
"Right," said Kirby. "Does anyone have a coin?"
"Yoshi!" (I do!) shouted Yoshi, running up onto stage.
"Right," said Kirby. "I'll now use this coin to choose a random audience member…"
Kirby looked at Yoshi.
Kirby looked at the coin.
Kirby looked at Yoshi.
"…who just happens to be Yoshi!" said Kirby. "Right! My first trick is the amazing Eating Act!"
"Yoshi?" (What?)
"Vanishing Act. I meant Vanishing Act," said Kirby.
The audience cheered.
"Okay," said Kirby, trying to snap his fingers, and then realising he didn't have any fingers. "Uh, prop!"
Some Koopas and some Waddle Dees dragged a garbage can onto the stage.
"Observe the trash bin," said Kirby, pointing to the bin.
"Yoshi hosh yoshi?" (Do I get in?)
"Exactly," said Kirby. "Audience, Yoshi is going to climb into – the Bin Of Vanishynessiness!"
The audience gasped in shock.
"Get ready to be shocked," warned Kirby.
The audience got ready to be shocked.
Yoshi climbed into the trash can.
"Now I shall magically make Yoshi disappear!" said Kirby.
Kirby climbed into the trash can.
Kirby climbed out of the trash can.
"Look – it's empty!" said Kirby, tipping the can over so that everyone could see that Yoshi had disappeared. He did a cute little bow.
The audience clapped and cheered.
"Right!" said Kirby. "For my next trick, I shall turn this piano into a frog!"
Silence.
"I said," said Kirby, "turn this piano into a frog."
Nothing happened.
"Piano…" said Kirby.
A bunch of Koopa Troopas wheeled a piano onto stage.
"A round of applause for the piano, please!" said Kirby politely.
Everyone cheered for the piano.
"And now to make the piano turn into a frog!" said Kirby.
The spotlight suddenly went out. A few seconds later, it turned on again. The piano was gone.
"ZOMG!" gasped the audience.
"Hey, where's the frog?" yelled someone in the audience.
"Oops," said Kirby. He quickly ran backstage and then back onstage, now holding a frog in his hand.
The audience held their breaths, waiting.
"Tada!" said Kirby.
The audience cheered furiously.
"Right!" said Kirby. "Well, I have more exciting and magical tricks up my sleeve – wait, I don't have a sleeve!"
The audience was silent.
Kirby sighed, walked to the side of the stage and flipped the 'laughing gas' switch to 'ON'. He walked back to the middle of the stage.
"I have more tricks up my sleeve," said Kirby, "but wait – I don't have a sleeve!"
The audience laughed.
"But first, the TV stations have to cut to an ad break!" finished Kirby.
"Ad break!" yelled a technician from offstage.
Kirby looked at the frog in his hand.
"Thought I couldn't eat you during my act, eh?" he said.
The frog somehow screamed in terror.
It was going to be a good show.
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