I have a friend who told me that when he put Yoshi's amiibo on the Wii U gamepad while on Hyrule Warriors, he only got 1 rupee, and then I got an idea.
(A kid puts a yoshi amiibo on a wii u gamepad while playing Hyrule warriors. We then look into the game, where Yoshi appears in the air.)
Yoshi: All right! I love zelda, and fighting. I'm probably gonna become a weapon or a playable character or 'gasp'! MAybe I become a skin for Darunia. (He falls to the and becomes sealed inside a rupee) What? That's all I can be in this game? A freaking rupee?
(Link walks by and sees Yoshi.)
Link: Oh. Great! A rupee.
Yoshi: Link! I'm your biggest fan! Please help me find a better way for me to be usef- (Link picks up Yoshi and puts him in his sack.)
Link: Finally gonna get that tunic I wanted.
(Walks off.)
Yoshi: Help! Help!
(Link goes into the bazaar and puts Yoshi and 250,000 rupees out of his sack.)
Link: 250,001 rupees for a fire-resistance tunic, please.
(A salesman hands him a red tunic. Link puts it on and walks out. He walks over to Volga.)
Link: Try to burn me now, Volga!
(Volga shoots a small fire ball at Link. The tunic catches on fire.)
Link: AAAAAAh! AAAAAh! Help! I'm on fire!
(Midna enters.)
Midna: Link, you do realize that the tunic provides very little actual protection, right?
Link: Help! It burns! AAh!
(Back in the Bazaar.)
Yoshi: Great. Not only do I take the form of only one rupee, but I get spent on a magic shirt that barely even works. Could this get any worse? (Sees that various other nintendo characters are trapped in rupees.)
Characters: It can get worse.