Disclaimer: I still don't own this stuff. It's official. I've sunk to a
new low, with a parody of Titanic with Jhonen Vasquez characters. Speaking
of Jhonen, I'm still alive, much to my surprise! But who wouldn't turn
into an axe murderer if someone like me made up insane stories with their
characters? No one I know, but that's waaaayyy off subject. Just, here's
the story.
90 Years Later
After 90 years of searching the ocean floor, the wreck of the Titanic has finally been found. Divers then took some things back to the surface that maybe they should have left down there. Down where they couldn't hurt anyone or prompt old ladies to lock everyone in a room and then torture their poor, unfortunate audience with the nauseating details of just what happened those few days in April, 90 years ago.
In one of those locked rooms, our story begins.
A very old Gaz who now has severe Altzimer's: Yes, the bomb made a big 'splosion! Little Kid #1: Were you on that doomey ship?
Gaz (sudden moment of clarity): Oh yeah. I had a horrible time though, what with the ship sinking and that stupid couple always making out everywhere. But I did bring back something that still haunts me to this day.
Little Kid #1: What couple?
Gaz: Two skinny, scary looking people. Jimmy and Debbie, was it?
Metallic voice in the background: Johnny and Devi! You is losing your memory too! Gaz: Shut up, dear! Anyways. * annoying music announces a flashback sequence *
Ah, another cliffhanger. I like those! But don't worry, I AM actually planning to finish this.
90 Years Later
After 90 years of searching the ocean floor, the wreck of the Titanic has finally been found. Divers then took some things back to the surface that maybe they should have left down there. Down where they couldn't hurt anyone or prompt old ladies to lock everyone in a room and then torture their poor, unfortunate audience with the nauseating details of just what happened those few days in April, 90 years ago.
In one of those locked rooms, our story begins.
A very old Gaz who now has severe Altzimer's: Yes, the bomb made a big 'splosion! Little Kid #1: Were you on that doomey ship?
Gaz (sudden moment of clarity): Oh yeah. I had a horrible time though, what with the ship sinking and that stupid couple always making out everywhere. But I did bring back something that still haunts me to this day.
Little Kid #1: What couple?
Gaz: Two skinny, scary looking people. Jimmy and Debbie, was it?
Metallic voice in the background: Johnny and Devi! You is losing your memory too! Gaz: Shut up, dear! Anyways. * annoying music announces a flashback sequence *
Ah, another cliffhanger. I like those! But don't worry, I AM actually planning to finish this.