Mario, Kirby, Link, and Pikachu were duking it out on Final Destination, when the stage began to shake and tremble. No items were there, so they had no idea what was going on.
Suddenly, the shadow of an orangutan leaped onto the stage.
A voice from the heavens bellowed out:
"He has no style
He has no grace
This kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
Stretch his arms out just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy kong just digs this tune!"
It was the ultimate warrior.
The alpha.
The omega.
Lanky Kong.