Boingloings (Chapter 1: Austina)
Once upon a time, there were 6 friends, relaxing at their gaming house in SoCal. Their names were Daniella, Kirkita, Josephina, Jeremette, Laurence, and Austina. We were straight Boolin' on a Saturday afternoon. The 5 girls were playing matchmaking, to practice for their upcoming Counter Strike tournament, where only silver 3s or lower were allowed to enter. Luckily, they were all girls, so such skill level was easily achieved. Laurence was standing over the girls, coaching their matchmaking game. The score was 1-15, but Laurence never lost hope, he coached them to bring it back to 4-16, a solid game by their standards. The girls lost, but what can you expect? The tournament was in 4 days, so they had to cram in hours and hours of constant practice to even have a chance of getting second to last place, which was their final goal. After they came in dead last at the annual tournament last year, they're determined to place higher. "You're all fucking retards, stop putting your make-up on and start aiming!" Said Laurence. "Golly, all you do is yell at us, how are we supposed to get better?!" Screamed Austina "Ugh! I'm gonna go take a bath to relax!" Austina barged out of the room, and ran into the bathroom, where Laurence had followed her. Before Austina was able to close the door, Laurence pushed past her into the bathroom, and locked the door behind him. Laurence grabbed Austina's arms and shook her about, trying to get any sense into her so she'd realize how important this tournament is. "Leave me alone!" Austina exclaimed as she shoved him away, "and get out of the bathroom, I need to take a bath!" "Austina, dear, calm down clown." said Laurence in a comforting voice. Austina bursted out laughing (because anything that rhymes makes Austina laugh all of the time.) Little did Laurence know, humor is the one thing that gets Austina hot and bothered. Austina reached her tiny little native hands into Laurence's trousers and wipped out his 3 inch pinch and started tugging away, without any notice that she'd ever stop. Laurence started freaking out, because after all, he was gay, and women are disgusting. But that didn't stop Austina, she kept on tugging like the little train that could kept on chugging. Laurence finally caved in and stopped panicking and started to enjoy it, closing his eyes and imagining a guy was doing the act. That got him hard and turned his 3 inch pinch into a 4 inch pinch. Austina was surprised, for the biggest danglang she'd ever seen was 3 inches, and thought there was no way one could be bigger. After about 20 seconds of continuous tugging, Laurence released his load of two milliliters of cummies. "Wowie!" exclaimed Austina. She washed her hands, and Laurence had passed out and was lying on the floor out of pure pleasure. Austina left the bathroom, and the rest of the girls asked where Laurence was. "Let's just say, he's in a sticky situation." Ba dum tsk
The end