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Dragonball Z: Comedic Adventures!
Episode 1: Vegeta becomes a Gym teacher
There was only 5 days left until the Cell Games. Bulma suggested that in that time Vegeta and Goku should get jobs. Vegeta became a gym teacher and Goku became a substitute teacher at Orange Star High School.
Vegeta: I can't believe my slut wife made us get jobs with 5 days left until the cell games!
Goku: Yea Vegeta but your job is easy all you have to do is tell the class to do stuff and then you sleep in a chair.
Vegeta: Like you do anything else! Your a substitute for gods sake all you do is sit their and tell the class to play tic tac toe or some shit!
Vegeta and Goku walked into the school where they met the Principal
Principal: Hello there, you must be Goku and Vegeta.
Goku: Yes we are
Principal: Great I'm Principal Edwards I'm your Princi-PAL ahahaha get it Pal...
Vegeta: YEA WE GOT IT, IT JUST WASN'T FUNNY!!
Principal: (Cough) Okay well anyways here's your schedules for today and have a good day school ends at 3.
Goku: Wow looks like I'm subbing for a chemistry class today.
Vegeta: Hehehe I have wait training this should be interesting.
Vegeta: Well see you later clown!
Vegeta and Goku went there seperate ways.
Vegeta walked into his weight training class.
Gangster Kid: Damn thats a ugly ass nigga!
Vegeta: Good Morning brats I'm your new gym teacher Vegeta!
Gangster Kid: Prwwwww ahahahahah Vegeta what you some kind of retarded vegetable or some shit!
Vegeta: What did you say!
Gangster Kid: Yo sonic the hedgehog don't get me cracken Igght!
Vegeta: I have no idea what you just said so because of Mr. OG over here you all will have to do 1000 push ups NOW!
Everyone: 1000!
Vegeta: Thats right!
James: Thats impossible it can't be done were not super humans!
Vegeta: Oh it can be done watch
Vegeta dropped down in push up formation
1 hour later
Vegeta: 1000
Vegeta: I told you
The whole class had their jaws hanging on the floor.
Suddenly the bell rang
Vegeta: Well brats I'll see you tomorrow
Meanwhile
Goku: Hello class I'm your new substitute teacher for today!
Rick: Shut the fuck up!
Goku: Hey thats not very nice!
Rick: Sorry I hurt your feelings retard...
Goku: Apologies accepted
Rick: ?? (Is he retarded or something)
Goku: Anyways your teachers out today because he got into a car accident
Rick: Dammit
Goku: What?
Rick: Nothing I was hoping he died!
Class: AHAHAHAHHAA
Goku: Hey thats not nice you guys
Class: Shut the fuck up
Goku: What ever you jerks do what you want.
Goku walked over to a chair and fell asleep.
He awoke an hour later when the bell rang
Rick: See ya later dick weed!
Goku: Have a nice day faggot!
Goku: Aw what the fuck my ass is glued to the chair mother fucker
Period 2
Vegeta was currently in his wrestling class
Vegeta: Alright brats I'm your new gym teacher Vegeta.
Jimmy: And??
Vegeta: Oh GOD DAMMIT IS EVERYONE IN THIS SCHOOL ALWAYS TRYING TO PLAY GANGSTER!
Jimmy: I believe the proper pronunciation is gangsta ahahahha
Vegeta: No
Class: No
Vegeta: Just go kill yourself right now
Class: Right now!
Jimmy: Oh whatever fuck you guys.
As Jimmy made his way out of the gym he slipped on a used condom fell and cracked his head open.
Jimmy: My head...
Vegeta: Shut the fuck up
Vegeta then threw Jimmy into the janitors closet and closed the door.
Vegeta: Okay lets get our first wrestling match started...
Vegeta: Jonathen vs. umm wtf Erwin!?
Jonathen was a very built strong looking guy about 6"2 while Erwin was a scrawny little nerd at about Vegeta's height.
Vegeta: You've got to be kidding how did a little pussy like you get stuck in wrestling
Erwin: (Snort) my mommy says I have to be more active (snort)
Vegeta then walked over and began banging his head against the wall
Vegeta: Why me why me!! First fucken Six Flags and now this I swear I'm going to fucken kill that women!!
Jonathen: Sir you okay?
Vegeta: Just fuck that kid up already!
Jonathen: Okay
Vegeta: Ring the bell!
As the bell rang Jonathen charged at Erwin
Erwin: Mommy!!
Jonathen flipped Erwin in midair and slammed him
Vegeta: (Sigh) 1...2...2 ½... ...ah man that Giants game was good ... (yawn) 3... ring the bell...
Jonathen: Man that was fucken easy
Erwin: Thats not fair he's like twice my size
Jonathen: Shut the fuck up
Jonathen then took his pants down and farted on his face
Erwin: Stop that you big bully!! (
Jonathen: Make me pussy
He then picked Erwin up and gave him the wedgie of a lifetime making a few girls laugh which embarrassed him even more
Vegeta: Ahahahahha well thats enough Erwin you little pussy sit down before you embarrass yourself some more.
Vegeta: Now its obvious non of you can take this guy out since he looks like he's been on steroids from the age of 3-
Jonathen: Hey!
Vegeta: But I'll show you the proper way to cut down someone to your own size!
Jonathen: haha not to be cocky teach but I'm two times your size
Vegeta: Size is not a factor in this fight come on free style!!
Jonathen: Okay here I come
Vegeta jumped up spun around and kicked Jonathen in the face sending him crashing into the wall out cold.
Vegeta: Okay here comes my... shit... I think I killed him...
David: Holy crap how'd you do that
Vegeta: I know how to fight...
Suddenly the principal burst into the room with Goku next to him with the chair still glued to his ass
Principal: You two are the worst staff members I have ever seen he has a chair glued to his ass while your beating up students!! Your fired!!
Goku: But-
Vegeta: Works for me this school is full of fucken retards anyways
Principal: Watch your language or I'm going to have to straighten you out!!
Vegeta grinned evily
Vegeta: Is that a challenge?
Class: Fight fight fight fight
Vegeta got into his boxing stance
Vegeta: Well come on now Princi PAL lets see what you got
Principal: No I didn't mean
Vegeta: Shut the fuck up
Vegeta then slugged him right in the face knocking him out
Goku: Uhh Vegeta that might now have been the best thing to do we could get arrested
Vegeta: Nice joke Kakarot me get arrested ha! Lets go home
Goku: Okay but aren't you forgetting something?
Goku said pointing to the chair attached to his ass
Vegeta: Heh thats your problem Kakarot
Vegeta then flew away leaving Goku by himself
Goku: Fuck my life!!
Tune in for the next Episode
Krillin's Escape!!