PONY PARTY
Fluttershy's heart fluttered in eager anticipation. She knew today was going to be a big day. She was inviting her closest friends over for an exciting pony party.
She'd been fighting with Rainbow Dash recently, so when Twilight Sparkle arrived early, she clomped her hooves demandingly.
"Tell me."
"Tell you what?" Fluttershy said innocently.
Twilight Spark's eyes narrowed and her nostrils flared. "You know what. What is going on with you and Rainbow Dash?"
Fluttershy sighed.
"Well?"
"Twilight Sparkle, I just... can't tell you yet. It's personal."
Twilight Sparkle tossed her mane impatiently. "Yes you always say that because you're simply too shy. You're evading the issue. This bothers me."
"Sorry." Fluttershy whipped around with a dramatic swish of her tail. "I couldn't tell you now even if I wanted to, Twilight Sparkle."
"Why?"
"Because..." Fluttershy smiled, "Our guests are here."
Pinkie Pie was the first ti arrive. She trotted down happily into the apartment, exclaiming, "Wow! It's so beautiful today!"
"Oh, hi, Pinkie Pie!" declared Fluttershy.
"I heard something amazing today," Pinkie Pie said. "Rarity is gay."
"Nuh uh."
"Yuh huh."
They debated this as they began setting up cups. Soon Apple Jack came and said hello.
"Hi AJ!" All three of them cried.
"Hi girlies." They all kissed each other on the cheeks like Europeans.
Pinkie Pie began to count numbers while blindfolded so they could pin the tail on a donkey, but then she tripped and fell. Her abdomen was gashed open by a stray nail, and subcutaneous tissue bubbled out in a yellow frothy explosion. Blood spattered over Pinkie Pie, and all her friends. Apple Jack aka AJ got a huge gush in the eye, and Fluttershy screamed and got it in her throat. Twilight Sparkle was so horrified she slipped and her hoof violently dashed against Pinkie Pie's exposed abdomen cracking open her rib cage and busting out her internal organs. Her spleen ruptured in a gush of black goo, and her pancreas instantly splattered into gushy bits. Her stomach had half-digested hay but it, too, ruptured and flipped straight out onto the floor, dangling yards of intestine behind it, which whipped out and tangled around Fluttershy's hooves and made her fall.
Fluttershy's face crashed down into Pinkie Pie's abdomen, and she bit instinctively, tearing out more subcutaneous tissue which exploded like goo in her teeth and caused her to scream and thrash against the window. It shattered into sharp shards that gashed down her horselike back, ripping bloody tears and forcing her own subcutaneous tissue out to the surface in gooey segments that mixed with Pinkie Pie's own subcutaneous tissue. In the meantime, Pinkie Pie was still thrashing so hard, her hoof struck Twilight Sparkle right in the side of her jaw, caving her head in and forcing her brain matter out through her nose in chunks of bright pink tissue.
The witness to all this, Apple Jack, was so glad suddenly that she didn't like these ponies very much. They were so lame.
She trotted off to join Rarity in the orchard to eat apples. As long as Rarity didn't make a pass at her, they were cool.
THE END