Hey guys here's a new story for you guys. As for the Selfless Insert…. Well lets be honest, it needs to edited pretty bad and I'm not exactly happy with it. Alright info for you, the reader; Fox, Krystal and Samus are aged down and Ness is aged up.
Pairings:
NessxSamusxMoka(Both)
FoxXMizoreXKrystal
TsukuneXKummuruxRuby(?)
I don't own Nintendo or Rosario + Vampire, this is being written on a non-profit basis.
"Ness, would you come into my office for a minute?"
The psychic boy from Onett's head turned in the direction of the voice, it appeared that all that was there was a magic floating hand. I guess the old hand needs something, Ness deduced. It wasn't like he was doing much anyways beside helping Lucas and the Ice Climbers pack their belongings. It was a shame that a fellow representative from his home universe was cut. He would miss the timid boy's kindness.
The red capped team continued walking in the direction of the main office in the building. The Smash Mansion was a beautiful work of architecture, based almost completely in the style of the Greeks and the Romans. Pillars of white marble ran parallel down the main hallway.
The veteran of the smash tourney kept on walking, passing by Samus in her zero suit holding a green uniform. The teen blushed a little and averted his eyes from his fellow smasher's 'assets'. The bounty hunter was always hard look straight in the eyes, she was easily the most attractive woman at the tourney. The psychic had always had a crush on the older woman, and while most of the veterans were friendly to each other, Samus was only friendly to a small few including Captain Falcon, Fox, Zelda, Link, Marth, and Ness himself.
"Hey, you headed to the hands office?"
Ness nodded mutely like he always did. It wasn't that he couldn't talk like most people thought, he had just only felt like words weren't necessary most of the time. Samus showed a rare smile that not just any one saw. "After you're done, you think that you can help me move some stuff around in my room? I'll buy you a steak."
The boy from Onett nodded vigorously, being psychic meant that he could move things around very easily and it wasn't that big of a deal, and the bribe of the mouth watering piece of meat that he dreamed about at night gave him some incentive. His teenage mind flashing with erotic scenarios that he wished would happen.
The bounty hunter chuckled as she walked past Ness, and pushed the uniform into his arms. "I'll see you in like an hour then!" The veteran waved and continued to walk down the white hall eventually reaching his destination. The psychic raised his fist and knocked on the door, trying to push his less than honorable thoughts about Samus out of his head.
(10 minutes earlier.)
"Fox, it has recently came to my attention that you never finished school due to your father dying and you having to take the role of commander of the Star Fox team."
The anthropomorphic fox raised a thick white eyebrow at the giant white glove that floated in front of him. This may have been shocking to some people, but our hero had seen the hand enough times that it didn't get a reaction out of him. After all this was a Super Smash Brothers Tourney, and the hand had been the one to set these up since the first one, coincidently, Fox was invited and fought against 11 other combatants.
He had fought hard and had wound up in second place, losing to an infuriatingly cute electric mouse. Inspite of this, he worked hard and like his father always told him, never give up. In the off month between the end of the first tourney and the second one they called 'Melee' he trained along with Falco Lombardi, who the fox had invited to join.
The two had trained so thoroughly, that when the tournament began, the two swept aside the competition. In the end it was the two teammates in the finals and after a long battle, Fox McCloud shine spiked Falco to his doom, and became the champion of Smash.
Still high from his celebration, the glove hand had informed him that another tourney called 'Brawl' would take place in another month. But the pilot had already tasted glory and one tourney victory was enough for him. The fox invited his rival from the Star Wolf team, Wolf O'Donnell.
Fox train only enough to keep his skill where it was at while, Falco and Wolf trained together. The leader of Star Fox had placed in the middle, for which he had no complaints. Wolf had only done slightly better than him, while Falco ended up in the top ten.
It had been almost a year for the Fox since he had entered the Smash universe, and it was now that the white glove brought this up?
"What's your point? If it wasn't a problem before why is it now?"
The hand fidgeted slightly before reaching into it's giant desk, and pulled out a piece of paper. It handed the small piece of paper to the veteran smasher (It was normal sized to anyone who wasn't a giant floating hand.) and read it.
The paper was an application for another tourney. This one didn't have a fancy title like the last two did, but was simply named 'Super Smash Brothers 4th Tournament'. The fox read over the paper before leveling a confused look at the tournament master.
"One if the new requirements is basic education, or in the process of getting one, for the Smashers coming from more developed universes. This is why Lucas, Wolf, The Ice Climbers, and Pokemon Trainer Red will be asked to leave right after I finish talking to you."
Fox's eyes widened briefly at the statement. That seemed like a dumb reason to just cut someone from the roster. The Ice Climbers were veterans now, Wolf was his friend, Red's pokemon were iconic, and what about poor Lucas? He had a pitiful life left for him back on that island.
Thoughts swirled around in the veterans head before one became more prominent than the others. Why wasn't he being kicked as well?
"We can't kick you out Fox, you are one of the Original Twelve, and a crowd favorite. I think we would lose a significant portion of our audience if we kicked you and left Falco in. It is team Star Fox, not Star Falcon right?"
"Why do I even need a education? It's a fighting tournament for Christ's sake."
"While that is true, the tournament has recently gotten vastly more popular. That means that companies are looking at funding us. One of the contracts that was agreed upon was having education for all the members of the cast. We don't want children to think that just because there idol doesn't have an education, then they don't."
Fox could see the logic behind that, but it didn't mean he would like it. "So how do you intend on getting me an education, Master Hand?"
The hand, now dubbed Master Hand, once again reached in his desk and pulled out a green school uniform, and laid it on the table in front of the fox. The leader of the Star Fox team didn't think that he would like where this was going.
"What the hell is this?!"
Master Hand let out a frustrated sigh, which seemed anatomically impossible due to his nature as a floating glove. "The school that you will be attending doesn't allow for non-humans to be in their original form, but since you aren't even from Earth or human in any way, this demi-form will have to do.
The tournament master had changed the smashers appearance to match a demi-human at his age of sixteen. He had light brown hair with a white strip down the middle, the predatory eyes of his original form laced with a rare kindness. Fox's bushy tail swayed behind him, remaining unchanged, along with the two fox ears that sprouted from the top of his head.
Of Course, the Melee champion was less than pleased with the changes, and he let his boss know it.
"Others," the final challenge of Classic mode continued, "that aren't human have to wear human disguises as well. So stop being a child and get over it." The groaned as he looked into the mirror that the hand had materialized. (Fox gave up trying to understand how the hand could pull objects from anywhere). A knock on the door took the cornerian's attention.
"Ah, that would be Ness. Come in."
The red capped teen stepped in, wearing a blue and yellow striped shirt, complete with shorts and a backpack. The fifteen year old stepped into the office holding a similar uniform that Fox, a clear look of displeasure on his face, and was that a… blush?.
"..."
Fox walked up to the boy, holding out his hand for a fist bump. Instead of bumping his own fist, Ness' eyebrow shot up and sent the demi-fox a confused look. The pilot faltered, then face palmed. Of Course Ness didn't recognize him.
"Fox, Ness will be accompanying you to the academy in Japan. You will be in the same classes, since you dropped out at the beginning your first year of high school."
The PSI blessed youth's eyes widened at the mention of his friends name. He quickly looked at the demi-human and chuckled, before bursting out in laughter. The Melee champion's eyebrow twitched.
"Now that both of you are here, I can tell you the details of this school you are going too." Master Hand snapped his fingers and a map appeared with Japan highlighted. "This school is located in Japan. So thus you two will at least need to learn to speak japanese. The next semester starts in about two weeks, so we will start with your lessons now."
Both teens groaned, this was going to suck.
It was two weeks later, both veteran smashers were sitting on a bench with another student going to the same academy. All three of them were garbed in the standard uniform of 'Youkai Academy'. The pair had learned that the other student's name was Tsukune Ano and that this was the only school that would accept him and his poor test scores. Fox wore a green beanie to cover his ears and hid his tail in his pants via magic that the Goddess Palutena was kind enough to provide. The Melee champion conversed with the other teen, while Ness stayed mute.
Eventually the bus came. It was an old time bus from the seventies, slightly beat up, but over. The psychic veteran sensed something off about the buss, warily he climbed into it with his two companions. The bus driver was insanely creepy to all three males. The man's eyes were hidden under his cap, but they almost seemed to glow.
"Be careful, you three. Youkai Academy is a dangerous place to go to school."
The two veteran smashers weren't affected by the subtle threat, but it seemed that the only normal human in the group was freaking out. The trio made sure to sit as far back from the bus driver as humanly possible.
"W-what do you think he meant by it's a dangerous school?" Ness patted the timid boys back in a comforting manner, while Fox reassured him, "Hey don't worry. As long as you're with us then you'll be fine." Tsukune nodded shakily and took a deep breath before regaining his composure.
The bus passed through a tunnel and suddenly the psychic teen knew something was off, he nudged Fox and sent a telepathic message, 'I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. Look outside, but be discreet. We don't need to freak out Tsukune.' The demi-fox jumped slightly, but quickly regained his composure. Doing as the psychic said he quickly glance out the window.
It was dark, way darker than it should've been. There was no refraction of light on the sides of the tunnel, nothing. Both smashers recognised the phenomenon, they were moving from one dimension to another!
"Hey, why doesn't my cell phone work?"
Fox was going to answer when the darkness gave out to a red sky. It looked too much like Venom for the Fox's taste, and the specific shade of red reminded the psychic's worst fear and enemy.
The bus slowed to a snail's pace and then creaked to a stop. The bus door couldn't open fast enough for the three green clad boys. The bus driver took a puff of his cigar, gave them a creepy smile, before driving off without another word.
The three sweat dropped, before taking in the scenery. The place looked like it was straight out of a cheesy Halloween movie. There were gravestones and skulls scattered about, painting an eerie picture. The sky wasn't the only thing that was off in color, the ocean below the cliff they stayed on was a scarlet color.
If one looked over the gnarled trees they could see a building that the three guessed was the school. Tsukune was trembling like a leaf while stammering about heading back on the bus. The other two males rolled their eyes and picked up the timid male and carried him into the forest by his armpits.
They were within a mile of the school now, Tsukune had long since tried to flee, and was now walking alongside of him. Now that the trio was closer they could see that the school campus was huge, almost as big as the Smash Mansion. Ness whistled as they stood together admiring the view.
"Hey look out! Get out of the way!"
Fox reacted faster than the other two and pulled Tsukune out of the way as he jumped out of the way. The psychic, on the other hand, wasn't as lucky. The person shouting was revealed to be a stunning young girl riding a bike which crashed into Ness painfully.
"Owww…" the girl moaned, but at the moment Ness was preoccupied with his eyes close and clutching at his throbbing head. "Hey are you ok?" The psychic nodded, he had been hit by possesed cars way more times than he could count. He opened his eyes to lock on the girls beautiful green ones wide with concern, she had a curved nose and bubble gum pink hair.
Ness, having flashbacks of another attractive female he knew. blushed heavily and nodded vigorously. "No your not! You're bleeding!" He was? Ness rubbed the stinging area in his face and pulled his hand away. The red liquid ran down his index finger. The pink haired girl pulled out a handkerchief and started dabbing at the cut. "Don't worry, I'll-" The veteran smasher looked at the girl in front of him with eyebrows furrowed in a confused manner. "Th-that smell. I'm sorry but I have too…" Then she descended fang bared and bit into the male's neck.
The leader of the Chosen Four froze, he felt the blood in his body begin to drain out, before the girl seemingly came to her senses and jumped back stammering. "Oh gosh.. I'm sorry… You see… its because…" She paused dramatically while Ness just stared at her eyes bugged out.
"I'm a vampire!" the psychic didn't need to have any of his abilities to figure that out, "You… you don't hate vampires... do you?" The smasher shook his head and gave her a thumbs up, still wide eyed.
The vampire girl squeed and glomped the psychic boy. "I've never had a friend before… We are friends right?" The veteran smasher nodded dumbly. She looked at him strangely, "Can you talk?"
"He can, he just only speaks when it's really important" Fox and Tsukune walked forward as the vulpine spoke, the demi-fox confidently and the human boy with more caution. The pink haired girl hid comically behind the bewildered red capped boy.
The girl introduced herself as Moka Akashiya, and became acquainted with the other males in the group. She was ecstatic that she had made not only one, but three. She walked with the group until they reached the front gates of the school, where they had to separate in order for her to park her bike.
Fox sniggered slightly as Ness waved at the receding figure. "Looks like you got a girlfriend." The psychic face morphed into an incredulous expression before blushing profusely. Tsukune laughed along with them as well, but secretly he was worried that there might be more than a friendly vampire at the school, something more… unhealthy.
The opening ceremony was bland at best, the sheer boredom almost killed both of the veteran smashers, but Tsukune payed rapped attention. Man, I wish I would've stayed in Onett and went to Twoson High with Paula. At least the school doesn't have as many rules, and I could get steak easily, the protagonist of Earthbound thought.
Fox and Ness were hassled for wearing their hats, but when they flashed a note the Master Hand had given them the staff begrudgingly allowed the headware. The psychic would've gotten in a brawl in order to keep his hat and the hand knew that.
Eventually, they were sent to their home rooms. They all were with Miss Nekonome fortunately. All three of the boys sat on the left side of the room, with Ness sitting one desk away from the front and Fox on his right. Tsukune sat near the back, two seats behind the psychic. The rest of the class was chatting with each other and roughhousing when the teacher walked in.
She was obviously a neko, looking at that cat tail that swayed happily behind her and the cat ears that laid on the top of her head. The neko sat in her chair and eventually the students found their seats and the talking ceased.
Suddenly, a familiar pink haired girl shoved the door open, she nearly tripped but managed to catch herself in time. It seemed like every boy in class was drooling over the beautiful young woman. Moka seemed to notice because a bright blush covered her face, "S-sorry Miss N-Nekonome-sensei! I go-got lost after the entrance ceremony and-" The vampire's babbling stopped as she caught sight of Ness, and every shred of embarrassment faded as well.
"NESS-KUN!"
The girl glomped him… hard. The psychic actually lost his breath for a minute, as Moka gushed over he and the other two being in the same class. Fox chuckled again at Ness' bad (or was it good?) luck, he didn't need to be a psychic to sense the killing intent focused on the poor teen.
The vampire sat behind Ness as the teacher wrote three rules on the board, then turned to face her students. "Welcome to Youkai Academy everyone~! So let's start with the three rules." The teacher pointed to the big one on the board. "This world is ruled by humans. Which means if us monster want to survive, then we need to blend in with them. So, rule one is to always stay in your human form and rule two is don't tell anyone who asks."
The two smashers and the rest of the class weren't too surprised at the news, but Tsukune began to have a mental freakout. The teacher continued unperturbed " The third rule is fighting is absolutely forbidden on school grounds."
Ness and fox both discreetly rolled their eyes, fights were definitely going to break out. If the sleazy-looking kid who sat on the right of Tsukune was of any evidence, they didn't doubt that they would have more than their share of fights at the school.
"Why didn't you let me go that school with them? It's not like a have a education in human curriculum either."
Samus Aran asked, she cared for the two boys a great deal, especially the pyschic one. The bounty hunter's cerulean eyes boring into the white glove, making him twitch in discomfort. She wore a frown that seemed to make the eyes even more threatening.
"Because I could only afford to send two people, and your education is acceptable in the contract's terms." The hand paused and made a questioning gesture, "Why do you want to go so bad?"
"Obviously, its because I want to make sure our brooding fox and mute psychic don't get into too much trouble. You sent them to an academy for monsters for Christ's sake. Why couldn't you send them to a normal school?"
"You know why. Those two are stronger than any human, and could hurt one on accident very easily. Remember when Ness broke that kids ribs in a baseball game? Just because he threw the ball too hard. The two of them need an environment where they don't have to treat the world like it's cardboard."
Samus had to admit that the hand had a point there. It could be a problem if a normal human was on the other end of the pairs superhuman strength, but still she wished that Ness was closer.
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