Total Pokemon Island

by Roran the Zoroark

The show where 36 Pokemon will compete against each other in the most sadistic ways possible for the chance to the win the grand prize of One Million Pokedollars! This lovely event is hosted by the sadistic Roran the Zororak, and the psychotic Malik the Infernape. Who will win? And who will lose in the most dramatic, action-packed event in T.V! I own nothing. Except most of my OCs.

1. Chapter 1:Meet the Crew

Welcome. Welcome one and all to TOTAL POKEMON ISLAND! *Applauds can be heard from the crowd." Aww, thank you, thank you so much I'm touched.

Now as I said before, I'm not the most creative apple in the tree. So if you see anything related to something. Don't kill me for it. I know my sins *he raises his hands in defense* But I digress, This new story Total Pokemon Island has 36 Pokemon as before, two of each type that will fight to the DEATH! Okay, maybe not to the death, but you know what I'm talking about ;).

Oh and before you ask. No.. I'm not accepting any OCs. I've already got them all locked and loaded. Some handcrafted top notch players. Others from other authors *coughs* Dark Amphithere *coughs* that I molded into a different character. Also if your favorites made it to the list then congrats you get a gold star. *hands a gold star out* But, if it didn't make it then you have my condolences.

I should have a disclaimer here shouldn't I? *shrugs* I guess DISCAIMER: I DON'T OWN POKEMON OR TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND! I DON'T EVEN OWN SOME OF THESE OCs I'M A TWAT! BUT I DO OWN MOST OF THEM SO THAT IS ASSURED (And I'm also sure I'm owned by myself so I can't get stolen there.)

Now Let's get this show on the show shall we? All you have to do is sit back, eat some popcorn, and enjoy the first ever episode of TOTAL POKEMON ISLAND!

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Chapter 1

The first thing that comes up is a beautiful island with many mountains, forests, a campsite, and a beach area where a dock is at.

A certain individual is walking on the dock. He has a black cowboy hat and he is what appears to be a black fox with a big red ponytail.

The fox looks at the camera and says, "Welcome lovely laddies my name is Roran. Roran the Zoroark and it is a pleasure to meet ya all. And welcome to my new show called Total Pokemon Island!" "Now I know what you're thinking, 'Oh please this has been done to death already, why are we seeing so much of this?'," he said in a mocking tone.

"Well laddies ya have seen most hosts as legendaries, or pretentious assholes. Well I am unique and not an asshole. Only sly, charming, and much, much more that I will not get into..." Roran said in a sly tone. "Well, enough about me. Let's get on with the show."

Roran takes the camera and moves it around the island. "This show will consist of 36 pokemon, two pokemon for each type. They will be separated evenly into two teams to compete in the many 'creative' challenges that the genius myself has created. After a while when the teams have thinned out I will have the teams merge, making it every Pokemon for themselves."

He then picks up a briefcase from his hair. "The last camper that makes it alive- I mean becomes the winner wins the big prize of ONE MILLION POKEDOLLARS!" He opens the briefcase to show all the money.

"Now if ya follow me I will show you the outskirts of the island." He moves the camera to the campsite. "This is the campsite where our lovely laddies will sleep, eat in the nearby cafeteria, and 'socialize'. We even have a confession room for them to talk about anything on their minds."

Roran points to a nearby outhouse. "We don't have the budget to make it classy soooo, let's move on to the elimination ceremony."

He moves the camera again to a bonfire next to the dock. "This is where the losing campers that lose each challenge will be. They will vote each other off the island, and the unlucky soul who receives the most votes will head to the dock of failures, leave on the loser Lapras, and leave the island and never return." Roran chuckles. "Or until next season." He says while chuckling.

"HEY MORON! STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF AND GET TO THE DAMN DOCK! YOUR CONTESTANTS ARE ALMOST HERE," said a very angry person.

Roran sighs, "and that would be my co-host." He arrives to the dock. "This is my co-host for the show. Say hello to the lovely viewers, Malik the Infernape."

There stood a very angry Infernape with crests all over his body, white fur, a tail, and fire coming from his head. "I don't get paid enough to care about them." Roran gives him a small smile."Oh come on friend, just say something to them."

Malik scowls, "Greetings, failures." Roran chuckles, "That's the spirit. Malik here takes care of cooking for the campers, design of the challenges, and helps me make the challenges."

Malik grunts. "More like I do mostly all the work while you sit on your ass and do nothing." Roran looks shocked. "Oh come on! I do something."

Malik laughs with no emotion, "Oh yeah? Like what?" "I support ya all the way by sitting on my comfortable chair drinking coffee." Rowan says. Malik scowls again, "I swear to Arceus I don't know how I got here."

Roran chuckles, "I'll tell ya friend. By this wonderful invention called a contract!" Malik chuckles, "Well yeah, I know a magic word that you despise."

Roran looks at him questioningly, "Oh yeah, please indulge me what that word is." Malik gives him a small smile "Lawsuit." Roran panics and covers his mouth, "Don't say the L word in front of everyone! They'll get ideas!"

Malik moves away and goes near the dock. "Let's just get this introduction over with. I actually have a life you know." Roran chuckles, "Oh I bet ya do," he looks at the sea and sees the first Lapras with excitement, "Ah. Speaking of introductions, here is the first camper!"

The Lapras arrives on the dock with no contestant. Roran looks confused and looks all over the Lapras "The hell? Where is our contestant?"

"Maybe he bailed out at the last second before he got here," joked Malik. Roran gives him a non-threatening glare before he hears something. "Do ya hear that?"

"Maybe that's your ego talking to you, I didn't know it was that loud," joked again by Malik. "No, I definitely hear something..." Roran mumbled.

Then someone says from afar "DUDE, LOOK OUT BELOW!" "The hell?" Roran questions before he looks up. His look turns from question to pure horror "Oh Arceus, HOLY SH-", but before he could answer that something fell on the dock in a watery explosion. Malik looks shocked.

"What the hell just happened!?" The explosion lears up and reveals Roran just fine. He prepared himself for something that never happened. He looks around and sees a dinosaur's head stuck in the dock. "What the hell? Get out from there!"

"Can you help me out of here, dude?". The gray dinosaur said. Roran sighs. "Give me a second. Hey Malik! Get this idiot out of there!" "Why can't you do it? You are literally right there," Malik shouted "Because I am not paid to do stuff like this, YOU are." Roran said in a sly tone.

Malik gives him a death glare before reluctantly pulling the dinosaur out of the dock. The dinosaur had long wings and a short body.

He had a grayish colored skin and an enormous head which marked him as an Aerodactyl. "Thanks dude, I don't know how long I would have been stuck there." Aerodactyl said in a friendly tone.

Roran stiffens "Hey, why were ya up so high? You literally have a Lapras to take ya there, but instead, ya fly so high and destroy some of the dock. That stuff costs money that I don't want to spend!"

Aerodactyl cackles nervously "Sorry dude, but I couldn't help it. I got bored riding of the Lapras so I flew above it to enjoy the view."

Roran showed no sign of interest. "Whatever, just promise me not to destroy more property and get to that side of the dock." Aerodactyl nodded and slowly went to the location. Roran sighed "This is starting off all so well."

"Okay, time for our next contestant." The Lapras showed up again with no contestant. Roran quickly checks the Lapras. "Great another contestant that is not on their Lapras, I swear I get all these Lapras and they don't even ride them. Inconsiderate motherf-."

But before he could answer that, a giant frog jumped out of the water, scaring Roran. "What the hell? Not again!". The frog was dark blue with a peach underbelly. She also had a tongue that went over her neck. Roran calmed down and sighed. "Okay, I take it ya must be Greninja, right?".

The frog nodded. "Yes that would be me." Roran then gave her a crooked smile. "So tell me 'friend' why the HELL did ya not ride the Lapras either!?" "I wanted to train my body by swimming all the way here. I just used the Lapras for guidance." Roran is shocked that she swam all the way here, but mostly cared about the fact that he wasted another Lapras.

"Well kudos to ya pal, but sadly I have a show to run, so if ya would kindly go to where the dino-clutz is at, that would be nice." Greninja nodded and headed over to Aerodactyl.

"Hey bra, the names Aerodactyl. Good to meet ya.", reaching out his claw. Greninja pondered a moment before shaking his claw. "Hello Aerodactyl, it is a pleasure to meet you. I hope we can be friends in the long run." "Same here". Greninja said giving him a small smile.

Roran rolled his eyes and shouted. "Okay, now with that behind us. Let's finally get some 'normal' contestants for once." The next Lapras approached the dock and out came a small orange fox with six large tails shaking a little,

"Um, h-hello, this is the island, right?" Roran chuckles. "Why, yes it is, Vulpix. Finally someone actually rode on the Lapras this time." He points to the two contestants, "Now don't be shy now. Come join your new 'friends' over there." Vulpix nods and slowly approaches the other two next to Greninja.

The next Lapras came with not one, but two pokemon. The first was flying away from the other.

"Please help me! She's going to kill me!", the bird was small with red, white, and blue feathers and he was flying from a large t-rex with a brown body, a white underbelly, and a white cape around her neck.

"GET BACK HERE YOU PIPSQUEAK, SO I CAN CRUSH YOU AGAIN!". Rufflet cowered behind Roran, "Please don't let her kill me!", Roran rolled his eyes, "As much as I'd like to see that happen... Hey Tyrantrum let's not kill our camper here until after the show, okay? Until then, calm down or I will have my friend here 'restrain' ya for now."

Tyrantrum scowled, "Fine. You live this time birdbrain." She stomps to where the others are at. Everyone backs away from her slowly tho. Roran then asks the bird "Yo, uh your names Rufflet, right? What did you do to make her almost kill ya?" Rufflet is shaking "I-I don't know man, all I did was ride a Lapras with her and she just snapped at me. I-I think she's crazy."

At that, Tyrantrum shouts, "IF YOU WANT CRAZY THEN COME OVER HERE AND FIND OUT!". Roran sighs "Rufflet just go to the group." "But, she'll kill me!" Rufflet panicked.

"My friend ya will find stuff here more threatening than her trust me." Rufflet reluctantly flies to the group far away from Tyrantrum, while she still occasionally gives him the death glare.

Roran hears the sound of another Lapras and he sighed with relief. Out came someone that looked like a white tree. He was looking around the island curiously.

"Hello, thank you for accepting me." Roran chuckled. "No problem, Snover my boy. Go stand over there with the others." Snover looked at him questionably "Will there be a lot of food here? I'm kind of a big eater." Roran cackles "All depends on if ya have an iron belly, Malik our chef over there makes the most questionable of foods."

"I HEARD THAT!" Malik shouted. "Well as long as it's edible, I can eat anything" Snover said excitedly as he trekked to the group. Malik walks to Roran and punches him in the shoulder. "Ow, that hurts ya know. What if someone did that to you for no reason. Then you wouldn't feel so good, now would ya?"

"THAT WAS A WARNING SHOT, THE NEXT TIME WILL BE YOUR NECK!" Malik threatened. Roran sighs, still rubbing his shoulder. "Calm down. I'm sure not that many people were victims to your cooking." Malik considered strangling him, decided it wasn't worth it, and stomped away.

"Okay now that that's over with, let's introduce our next contestant." The next Lapras appeared and out came a sword holding a shield in front of him.

Roran raises his hands in the air, "Welcome, Aegislash. Welcome to Total Pokemon Island". "Pleasure to be here. I didn't know if I would be accepted or not, guess I must be lucky." Aegislash replied slightly happy. "Well ya did, laddie, so why don't ya move to the friendly group there ahead?" Roran moved his hands over to the crowd. Aegislash gave a salute, and moved to the others.

Another Lapras showed with a small green and yellow dog. Roran walked up to her "Welcome Electrike, this is the island, I am the host, and the group where ya should walk to is next to the other contestants." Electrike grunted "Well yeah, this is the show where I will win."

Roran chuckled. "We'll see about that, in the meantime go over there with all the supposed losers of the show." Electrike glared at him slightly before she strutted to the others.

The next Lapras appeared with yet again no one there. Roran started to get annoyed. "Okay, seriously. Where the *$# are all these contestants? I mean I gave them Lapras, but they don't get on it that makes no $%ing sense!"

"Ahem." Roran turned to the source of that sound to see a fairly large gray bird behind him. She had a long beak and a white underbelly revealing to be a Staravia giving him a weird look.

"Oh, sorry. I didn't see ya there, why don't ya go to the others and pretend none of what I said ever happened." Staravia only arched her brow at him questionably before she went to the others.

Roran sighed before another Lapras with the contestant on it arrived. She looked like a large green flower with bouquets for hands and she carried very large suitcases with her. She then looks around "Is this the Island for the show? It doesn't really match the brochure."

Roran gave a small smile. "Brochures are overrated anyways, other than that why do ya have those bags? I can assure ya that we've brought all your stuff to this Island."

Roserade grabbed her bags. "Oh, these are my makeup, clothes, and other accessories that I just know I will need on this island." Roran sighed "Whatever ya say. Just go put your bags and yourself over in that large group over there." She nodded and dragged her bags to the group. Everyone arched their brows at her.

The next Lapras struggles to make it to the dock. The giant was blue with toxic spikes reaching from her back to her tail. Even though she was huge she looked really friendly.

Roran welcomed the giant. "Welcome, Nidoqueen. And welcome to my Island. What do ya think?" She looked in awe. "It looks amazing. I hope I can make it far and make many friends here."

"And I wish I was a host to an amazing show, but we all can't- oh wait, nevermind I'm already that. Just go over to your other potential friends there." She moved to the others and introduced herself to them.

Another Lapras was struggling to get to the dock, but barely did. The armoured pokemon made the dock shake. He had grey and white armour with a rhinoceros head.

He then shouted "I'm Aggron, remember that name for it will be me who will win." Roran chuckled. "I like your attitude. Let's see if ya can live up to that promise, go join the others over there." Aggron nodded and stomped all the way to the group, making the dock and everyone shake.

The Lapras came up rather annoyed and dropped off the next contestant. Or two, however you put it. They were two heads of a blue dragon that had black fur covering their eyes.

They were also bickering with each other. #1: "I told you for the last time..." #2: "...that if you don't stop finishing my sentences..." #1: "...I will gnaw your eyes out." The two Zweilous heads butted heads, and were growling at each other. Roran approached them, and cleared his throat.

"Hey tweedle dee and tweedle dum." The two Zweilous looked at him "Hello there, the name is Roran the Zoroark and this is Total Pokemon Island. Remember? The show that you're on. Thought so, anywho it would be nice if ya two would move along to them so that I don't want have to hear your bickering."

The two Zweilous heads reluctantly trudged along the dock to the others. #1 "See what happens..." #2 "...when you open your dumb mouth?". They started growling again before Aggron used their heads to hit each other. "Hey, calm down before I have to knock you out!". They both said nothing, but gave each other death glares.

The next Lapras carried a green alien reading a book. Roran sighed "Hey buddy. Over here." The green guy looked up and nervously got on the dock. "S-Sorry, I w-was caught up in m-my book. I-I didn't know when it e-ended." he stuttered.

"Great, we have one of the awkward ones on our show" Roran mumbled to himself. "Look. Your name's Elgyem, right?" He nodded slowly. "Okay, then. Now just go to the others over there. Can ya do that without embarrassing yourself?" Elgyem stuttered again. "I-I'll try".

He slowly got to the others without talking to anyone. Snover approached him and raised his hand to shake. "Hello there. I'm Snover, nice to meet you". Elgyem look at his hand before nervously shaking it. "H-Hello I'm E-Elgyem". Vulpix and Electrike also approached him.

"Whatsup? I'm Electrike and you don't have to be afraid of us. Most of us aren't that threatening." "Hey there, pal. I'm Vulpix. I know where you're coming from. I am also a little shy, so maybe we can help each other through this." Elgyem gave them both a smile. "T-Thank you I w-would like that.".

The next Lapras dropped off the next contestant. She looked intimidating with the large claws for hands, red marks on her brown body, and another claw above her head.

"Hello there Excadrill, welcome to my island. Tell me, other than the prize, what are your goals?" Roran shouted. "Not much, just win. Friends, enemies, they don't matter to me." She then walked to the dock and glared at everyone. Roran mumbled "Jeez, what happened to her this morning."

Another Pokemon jumped off his Lapras onto the dock. He had white fur, black skin, and a black crescent.

"Hello there, the names Absol. Pleasure to be here." "Well, I like your spirit Absol, that kind of attitude may help ya get far." Roran stated. "Yeah, if you want to be trampled by everyone." Malik grunted. Absol turned to Malik,

"Do you have a problem me?" "Yeah, you have a stupid sickle on your head and you act like a moron." Absol smiled. "Look, I know you're on your period, but taking it out on everyone else isn't going to make it feel better."

Malik glared at him. "Why you little-". "Oh, and before you finish that, you see, this sickle here that's so apparently stupid tells me if there is any danger around, and let me tell you this thing went crazy the moment I laid my eyes on your ugly mug."

Malik clenched his fists and looked he was about to kill him. Roran cackled "Oh boy, I like ya. Go stand with the others laddie. I hope ya make it far." Absol nodded and went to the group.

"I hate him." Malik mumbled. "Well, I like him. Certainly gives ya a run for your money." Roran replied. Malik just glared at him, but said nothing else.

"Jeez, what's his problem?" Absol questioned "He's probably pissed off that he has to be in this show with someone who actually told him off for once in his life." Aegislash replied.

"Hey, a person with a sense of humor. I like that, the names Absol. Good to meet ya." "Aegislash, and the pleasure is all mine." Aegislash said as they both smirked.

The Shadow Pokemon Gengar was the next contestant on the dock. He just smirked the entire way there. "Hello everyone, the name's Gengar, and it's time for me to win!"

Roran applauded "Well then, we obviously have a champion amongst us. Now go show us your skills by standing over there." Gengar cackled "I ain't no stranger to sarcasm, foxy boy." He walked to the others next to Absol.

Another Lapras has arrived with a beauty. A Gardevoir floated slowly on the dock waving at everyone. Some of them like Absol catcalled. Even Aegislash, who was mostly unmoved by most was seeing her in shock.

Roran lowered his hat. "Well there missy, pleasure for ya to arrive, walk to the group and I bet ya will go far." She curtsied and walked to them while they were all staring. "I can't imagine how many ratings we're gonna get." Roran thought to himself.

The next contestant to arrive was a chandelier floating on the dock. Known to be as Chandelure. "Well hello there laddie, good for ya to join. Stand over there with the others so that more people can come."

She nodded and went to the others. The other Pokemon like Absol were whistling, but not much like Gardevoir, even Aegislash was still unfazed. Absol stared at Chandelure in awe and in reply she winked at him.

After that another pokemon exited the Lapras, she was small and bluish-gray, with large claws and feathers on her head.

She introduced herself to Roran. "The name's Weavile." "Well, kudos to ya for knowing your own name. Just go to the others." She didn't respond, but just walked to the others. "Hey there, brah", said the flying dinosaur. She gave him a small smile. "Uh, hi there".

Out came the next contestant named Kadabra who was levitating on the dock, showing his psychic prowess. "Show off" Roran mumbled. Nobody said anything, but they all were thinking the same thing.

The next two Lapras arrived with one of thing slamming a contestant into the dock. "Hey, it wasn't my fault that I called you a moron." said the blue beetle with a big horn on his head.

"Just calm down before you provoke the Lapras again and have it hydropump you." Said a moth, having white fur and antennas looking like the sun sticking out of her head.

Roran chuckled "Well, this must be Karrablast and Larvesta. I hope that your friend here Karra can keep his attitude under control. Not exactly good for the ratings."

Karrablast huffed as stood up and went to the others. Larvesta just sighed and did the same thing. "Hey there. My name's Rufflet and you look pretty cool, Larvesta." "Thanks" Larvesta smiled.

The next Pokemon that hopped off was a cute fox with long ears, and ribbons extending all over her body.

"Hello everyone, my name's Sylveon, and I hope that there are some really nice people on this show." When she said that, she winked at them and some of them were growing red.

The next Lapras came with a hoodlum not noticing anything. He got off and walked to the dock. "Hello there Scrafty, and welcome to the show." Roran said excitedly.

"Oh, looky here. I am on a show with 35 other people, some want me dead, what appears to be a psychotic monkey, and a overzealous host with no fashion sense. I am so glad to be forced to play this stupid game. Yipee."

Roran just cackled and gave him a crooked smile. "Oh, you and me are going to have so much fun on this island. Now get over there before I might do something I will regret." Scrafty just rolled his eyes and went with the group.

"And that's the second time someone challenged one of the hosts." Absol whispered to Aegislash which he gave a very small chuckle to.

Two more pokemon were on the Lapras. One was what appears to be a weasel with pinkish-purple fur and very long, whip-like arms. The other is a small white and dark blue fox with long ears and is being carried by the weasel sleeping away. Roran approached to them "Ah welcome the show... What's with the sleeping Glaceon?"

"Well, he's really tired and asked if I could carry him and I obliged." "Okay okay, just go over there with the others." Roran said rolling his eyes. She nodded and went to the group. Gengar looked at the Glaceon. "Hey, how tired can a Glaceon be?" She just said.

"You'd be surprised, he actually slept all the way here." Gengar was confused, but decided not to continue on the topic. Greninja politely asked the other girl who she was. "My name is Mienshao and I hope that I can make friends here and that everyone plays fairly."

"That is somewhat what I want too." Greninja related. "Will I be your first friend then?" Mienshao smiled than nodded "I would be honored to be friends with you, Greninja". They both shook hands.

The next contestant was a very excited Pokemon and hugged Roran. Any Pokemon would have been fine hugging him, but this one was a Ferrothorn which had his spikes poking Roran's body repeatedly.

"I am so happy to be on this show. Thank you for having me. I hope to make more friends on this show than back at home." Roran was screaming internally while grasping for air.

"Gee, I wonder why you don't have many back home." While Malik was just laughing behind. "ya know, Ferro, I appreciate the hug and all, but I think that Malik over there needs one too."

Malik instantly stopped laughing and froze. "No, wait. I really don't. Don't you dare come over here!". But before he continued, Ferrothorn ran to him and hugged him as well, crippling Malik. Everyone at the docks was laughing, especially Roran and Absol.

Roran calmed down. "Well, now that you're acquainted with us, why don't ya welcome yourself with the others over there." Ferrothorn then said "very well, as you wish. Who feels like a hug?" Everyone stopped laughing and backed away slowly, except Rufflet. Rufflet then realized what was going on. "What? Wait, wait, I don't need a-", but before he finished Ferrothorn rushed to him and hugged him as well. "I hope we can be good friends." Rufflet was feeling the most excruciating pain yet. Tyrantrum was watching, laughing hysterically at him.

"Well we can, but first you need to get off of me before I die." Ferrothorn got off of him and apologized. Although having a killer habit, he was a pretty cool dude to be around with. Roran sighed. "Well, I'm glad thats over with- for now." he said chuckling.

The next contestant was a bit odd. He looked like a blue eel with arms and legs. He kept making a clicking noise, and the best part is he floated from Lapras to the dock.

Roran is flustered "Excuse me, Eelektross." Eelektross turns to him "Why, yes?" "ya um, ya have legs, and you're floating." Eelektross looks at them "Oh boy, I keep forgetting I have these, heh heh I recently evolved so I'm still not used to these." He starts descending to the dock. Everyone is in awe. Karrablast asks

"Yo, freak. How the hell are you floating?" "Oh, that's easy. I have Levitate as my ability." "But, you have legs." Snover said confused. "Well I think it's cool, kinda like me." Gengar smirked. Eelektross walks down. "Well, I am very loyal, so I hope I can help my team." Malik cackled "That ain't going to get you far."

Eelektross glares at the Flare Pokemon. "Watch me." Absol chuckles. "Don't worry about him, pal, Malik is just pissed that he will always be considered #2. Isn't that right, apeboy?" That shut Malik up fast. "Haha thanks, what's your name?" Eelektross extended his arm. "Absol, good to meet you." He shook his hand.

The next contestant was an absolute wonder. She was a lion with long red and yellow hair that extended to her body.

Pyroar approaches everyone gives them a playful smile. "Hello, boys." All the males including Aegislash are in awe. She chuckles and approaches Roran. "So, this is the place, right?"

Roran snaps back to reality and clears his throat. "Yes, yes this is it. Um, wow. If ya would go to the group over there- uh- that would be wonderful." She winks at him and goes to them. "Wow, the ratings will go sky high after this." One by one everyone comes back to reality, especially when some of them are hit by the other girls.

"She's not that special." Sylveon mumbled to herself. As she stood, Absol smiled, "Hey there, beautiful." Pyroar chuckled "Well aren't you a bold one, handsome?" Absol started to heat up before Aegislash knocked him upside the head. "Hey!", But Aegislash just whistled and looked away.

The next contestant looks like a black knight with blades for ribs, blades on his arms, and a axe on his head. Roran approached.

"Well if it isn't Bisharp, welcome to the show." Bisharp shows no emotion, but bows. "It is a pleasure to be here Roran, and I assure you I will do whatever it takes to win." Roran ponders. "Bold words, saying that. Now let's see if your bite is more deadly than your bark."

Bisharp nods, and proceeds to the others. Once Kadabra and Bisharp see each other they stare intently knowing each other's intentions. They give each other the look of determination before looking away.

Roran sees the next Lapras and sees the next three contestants and is surprised. "Well this should be interesting."

"Look bro, you can't keep that form forever. Eventually, you're gonna have to evolve in order to be stronger. That is how life works." squawked a green bird with hair covering one of his eyes.

"Oh, come on. Don't be hard on him. If he doesn't want to evolve, that's his choice. We can't force it on him. Besides I like as a cute little kitten" said a light blue seal.

" Hey what did I say about calling me a cute little kitten Brionne, and Dartrix, I told you for the last time, I don't want to evolve. I like the way I am now. I'll evolve when I want to evolve. It hasn't been a problem before, and I intend to keep it that way." said a black and red cat.

Roran applauds. "Well, if it isn't our first contestants from the Alola region. Welcome to my Island, Dartrix, Brionne, and Litten."

Everyone looks shocked to see them, for they've never seen Alolan Pokemon before. Litten sighs "Why am I here again?" Brionne squeals.

"Because it is a wonderful opportunity to have new friends. Isn't this going to be fun?" Dartrix chirped "And this experience will help you finally evolve, Litten."

Litten hissed "I told you, I don't want to evolve." "But evolving makes you stronger, and more handsome, like me." Dartirx moved his hair out of his eyes, taunting him. Litten hissed at him before deciding to ignore him.

Roran perked up "Well, if ya don't mind we have two more contestants, so move to the group over there, laddies."

They all went to the group to introduce themselves. Brionne waved at everyone. "Hello, I hope we can be friends." "Of course!" Ferrothorn said before hugging her. Brionne was in excruciating pain, but hugged him back. Staravia looked at Dartrix in awe. "Wow, you look so cool. Is everyone in the Alola region like this?" Dartrix was flattered by this. "Well not everyone, but there are certain Pokemon like me." Staravia giggled, and liked him.

Vulpix spoke to Litten. "Personally, I don't want to evolve yet either. I don't think I'm ready for that yet." Litten gave her a big smile. "Finally, someone that understands me. You're not so bad." "Thank you." Vulpix said while hiding her blush.

Roran perked up. "Okay, everyone. We have the last 2 contestants approaching the dock now." The first one was covered in gray, red, and yellow scales, making him look like a warrior. The second looked like an experiment gone wrong, having talons on the front legs, paws on the hind legs, a fishtail, and a giant weird looking mask.

"Is this the place?" said the one in the mask who had a very deep voice. Roran chuckled "Why, yes it is, Frankenstein and Samurai Jack. Tell us what your names are since you're not from here."

"My name is Kommo-o." said the dragon "...and this is my friend, Type: Null". Type: Null just huffed. "Well that's a weird name, but I guess it's better than Frankenstein. Head on over to the others so that we can finally get this started."

They said nothing, and moved to the group. Mienshao spoke to Kommo-o "How did you get scales like those?" She looked at the many scales in awe. Kommo-o gave a small chuckle

"Well, these scales came with me from birth, over time I grew more and more and if I lose any they come right back." "I have never heard of anything like that before. Alolan Pokemon must have many threats. I should observe him with caution.", Greninja thought to herself.

Type Null: was greeted by the first evos. "Hey, how do you have all those things on your body?" asked Snover. "I don't want to talk about it." Type: Null huffed. "Oh, sorry for asking." Snover regrets asking. "Oh, no you're fine." Type: Null assured. "It's just not something I like talking about." Snover nodded in understanding.

Roran claps and shouts. "Okay everyone. Now that everyone is here we can finally get this show on the road if you would follow me and Malik to the campsite we can start of the show."

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"Okay, so this is how the game works. The first thing we need to do split ya all happy campers into two teams. Malik."

Malik snarled "Alright, maggots. Time to split you all up. Team 1 has Weavile, Aggron, Eelektross, Kadabra, Tyrantrum, Sylveon, Pyroar, Excadrill, Type Null, Snover, Greninja, Elgyem, Scrafty, Karrablast, Vulpix, Brionne, Roserade, and Glaceon."

Malik cleared his throat. "That means the other losers that are in Team 2 will have Bisharp, Aegislash, Absol, Gardevoir, Aerodactyl, Chandelure, Gengar, Dartrix, Staravia, Larvesta, Rufflet, Ferrothorn, Zweilous, Electrike, Nidoqueen, Litten, Kommo-o, and Mienshao.

"Okay, are there any questions?" Roran asked. Absol raised his hand. "Yeah, are our team names really Team 1and Team 2? Because no offense, but I think Malik here has no creativity whatsoever."

"SHUT THE HELL UP SICKLE BOY BEFORE I $#%ing THROAT CHOP YOU!" Malik shouted. Roran sighed "Well, since ya really want a name... Ah! How about Team 1 gets to be the Zenious Zekroms, while Team 2 gets to be the Respected Reshirams. How does that sound?"

Everyone either nodded in agreement, or didn't care. "Well, are there any other stupid questions?" No one raised their hand.

"Good. Now, these 4 cabins over here are where ya will sleep, and your stuff is already there." He pointed to the cabins. "And don't worry about cameras. We don't want lawsuits, and since all of ya are practically 16-18, I don't feel like we need to anyways."

"Over there is the mess hall, the stalls, and lastly the confession room." He points to the outhouse. Scrafty coughs "Really, that is our confession room? How cheap."

"Look, sometimes we don't have the budget to make a better outhouse, so shut up or I'll have Malik here shove ya in one." Roran threatened. Scrafty rolled his eyes, and stayed silent.

"Anywho, all of ya can make your unpack your things and say whatever ya want in here, but hurry because your first challenge starts in half an hour." "That early?" Brionne said quickly. "Yes, circus lion that quickly, so don't waste time and get to it laddies. Oh, but one more thing don't reveal your real names in T.V. I don't want to be responsible if anything happens to ya after the show."

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Aerodactyl: "Yo man. I can't believe I actually made it onto the show. I just hope I can make it far with friends here. And also not get on Roran's bad side, heh heh." He leaves not before breaking the sign nearby. *THUMP* "AERO, STOP BREAKING MY $#%!" "Sorry Roran."

Greninja: "While it is unfortunate I won't spend time with my new friend Mienshao. I will still work with my team to win. As long as they have no means to betray me." "And in the end I will be victorious."

Snover: "Well all the people here seem nice so far. It would be nice to win, but I mostly care of how much food I get to eat here. Mmmm I'm so hungry."

Elgyem: "I-I hope I don't get into t-too much trouble h-here. M-Most seem nice, E-Except maybe that t-rex and the scary m-mole. I came here m-mostly to s-socialize more and m-make myself a better person. I-I just hope I don't get c-crushed in the competition."

Rufflet: "Well this place doesn't seem too bad. I got to meet some friends. I'm on a team for me to depend on. I'm competing to win 1 million dollars. Everything seems great." Rufflet then starts worrying. "As long as I don't come remotely close to that t-rex psycho." Rufflet shivers.

Tyrantrum: "Hmph, I guess it isn't too bad. BUT, I WANT THAT BIRDBRAIN DEAD AFTER WHAT HE DID." Tyrantrum huffed. "Maybe after this I should take anger management classes."

Aggron: "Ha ha ha watch out everyone because I came here to win. I'll crush all my opponents to win. And maybe I can get lucky here too." Aggron ponders. "Nah, I'm not that lucky."

Electrike: "This competition is in the bag. I have to say tho there are some pretty looking people there. But the competition is first I won't let that slip past me no matter what."

Brionne: "I really thought that I would be in a team with all three of my siblings. Oh well guess I wasn't lucky enough. But I bet I can make some more friends here and being on a separate team doesn't mean you can't hang out with them. Right?"

Dartrix: Dartrix moves his hair out of his eyes. "Hmph, this competition will be easy for a handsome guy like me. I'm glad that there are people here who appreciate that. Especially that cute bird too."

Staravia: Staravia sighs dreamily. "I know, I know, I should focus on the game so that I can win, but that owl is so dreamy. I hope he sees me like that, too."

Nidoqueen: "This competition is going to be fierce tell. But I won't let that get me down. I hope all these people here can be good friends and we help each other to win. I just hope that the other competitors aren't that fierce."

Roserade: "Ugh, this place is utterly disgusting, but I guess it's all worth it when a million dollars is on the line. And not all the people are bad here." When she said that she blushed a little. "Don't tell anyone you here me. My reputation is on the line."

Glaceon: Glaceon is on the confession seat snoring away.

Kommo-o: Kommo-o folded his arms "Personally, I don't care if I win the money. I just think of this as for me to become stronger. Training, in a sense. To help others in a competition. And, if I just so happen to win, fine by me.

Zweilous: #1 "Personally I think" #2 "That we have a fair chance of winning this." They both glared at each other before continuing. #1"Anyways we have this strategy that will get us at least till the merge." #2 "And that is alliance, trust, and don't pose to anyone." They both growled at each other. #1 "If you do that." #2 "One more time." #1 "That's it!" They both attacked each other with their teeth and the camera glitches out.

Weavile: "This competition is going to be a cakewalk I just need to keep my wits, make alliances, and this should be easy." "Now the question is, who would be in it?" Weavile forms a thoughtful pose. Weavile was then in shock in what she sees at the wall. "Is that- is that blood?!".

Sylveon: "Heh heh, this is too easy, all I have to do is use my charms and all the boys will do anything for me maybe even lose for me." Sylveon then looks stern. "But first I have to take care of that Pyroar she looks like my only competition."

Pyroar: Pyroar hums "All the boys here are sweet there already being friendly to me, except some like Sylveon I don't know what's here problem? She's probably jealous of my looks. Winning will be my top priority. Although it would be nice to have a nice man to take in case I don't win." Pyroar sniffs the air. "Why do I smell blood?"

Ferrothorn: "Oh boy, I can't believe that I'm actually in the show. It's going to be great I'll make friend, I'll have lots of fun, although I should watch out for my spikes don't what to accidentally hurt anyone again. Heh heh."

Eelektross: Eelektross sighs "Well I'm here I guess and I'm not planning to leave early. I'll do what I can to help my team and if I have to make alliances, then that's what I have to do. Watch out because Eelektross is here to win!"

Excadrill: Excadrill crosses her arms. "Hmph, I don't really care for any of them I'll do what it takes to win and if that means crush everyone then I will not hesitate to do just that."

Gengar: "Woohoo, I'm actually here, and I'm with all these cool dudes, and if we win the first challenge I'll throw a party for the whole team. This is going to be wicked." Gengar pumps his arms in the air.

Mienshao: "Greninja is on the other team that's a shame, but I have to help my team win challenges. I just hope they are willing to play fair as much as I am."

Chandelure: "I guess this place isn't too bad yet. I mean there are nice people here like that Absol." She then opens her eyes wide. "I didn't say that you didn't hear anything."

Absol: "Wow this place is surely something, new friends like Aegislash, nice babes like Chandelure I mean I didn't say that." Absol sighs. "Anyways that isn't so bad the only bad thing I would say is that psychotic monkey don't know what his problem is, but if he wants to tumble with me than I will gladly accept the challenge." Absol gives a wide grin.

Aegislash: "Well these contestants sure are something, but I think I can make some good friends here like Absol, and if I hope I can make more friends like him get far in the competition."

Gardevoir: "This competition is going to be great. I finally get to show people what I'm capable of. I just hope that the people here don't just take me as a pretty face." Gardevoir makes a concerned look.

Karrablast: "All the other contestants are fools. I will win this because I am the strongest, smartest, and fastest Pokemon in this pathetic island. I'll show those idiots who is the boss." Karrablast starts laughing until someone starts banging the door. "Come one we don't have all day!" Karrablast starts shivering "Heh heh sorry Larvesta. Ugh idiots."

Larvesta: Larvesta sighs "I swear Karrablast is a moron. One of these days his ego will get the better of him. Well I should at least have a little fun being here and make some new friends even though Karrablast is here. At least I'm not on the same team with him. Arceus helped them."

Vulpix: "All these people make me a little scared, but I really like Litten we get along so well, do you think he likes me back?" Vulpix sighs. "Well I guess only time will try I really hope he does."

Litten: Litten sighs "I swear I don't know why Dartrix keeps pushing me to evolve. Doesn't he know that I don't want to evolve I enjoy what I look like now. At least Vulpix agrees with me. Maybe if there is a situation where she needs me then I will evolve, maybe. Don't get any ideas now."

Type Null: Type Null: sighs "Why am I here I am not everyone is horrible, but I can see it in there eyes I'm a monster. I'll do whatever I can for the team, but that's it. No one cares about a monster like me." Type Null: sighs into depression.

Scrafty: Scrafty scoughs, "I know a way to win this, everyone is so predictable thinking they know everything well guess what I'll learn all your strengths and weaknesses it's time to play the waiting game, but while I do that it doesn't hurt to pop Roran's gasket a couple times." Scrafty gives a soft chuckle.

Kadabra: "This should be a test to my intellect. I'll figure who the main threats are to me. Defeat them then eliminate the weak competitors, and I should win this very easily." Kadabra then ponders "But, I have to watch my eye out for Bisharp. I feel like he may be a threat yet."

Bisharp: Bisharp stays silent for a while then speaks "This competition can be very challenging if you let it. In reality it's more like a chess match. Make the right moves or you will be diminished. This strategy will help me win. Make alliances so that you can control the votes. Be a strong team member so that you will win challenges. Show the others you are a strong leader so they will listen to you. If there is any rebellion take it out immediately. Then, when the merge happens make sure you have others on your side so you don't get voted off. With this and my decisive abilities, I will win this game easily. The only thing I have to worry about are the other threats like Kadabra. I don't like the way he looks. He looks like he can manipulate others as well. This I have to watch out for. For the people who are watching this. Mark my words. I, Bisharp will win the competition and win the million dollars. That is a promise I am willing to keep.

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Roran says "Well, now that ya all are ready, follow me so that we can start the first challenge."

Elgyem shivers. "O-Oh, man. The first challenge already, t-this may be s-scary." Eelektross pats his back. "Nah, man. Don't worry about it. It's the first challenge, I bet it's not going to be that difficult." He assured Elgyem.

"Oh, not that difficult? We'll see about that." Roran mumbles to himself cackling.

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Annnnnd done. Phew, that was a dozy. "note to self don't ever say that again."

Well I don't really know that to say next in these kinds of things. Awkward.

Well... The only simple thing to do I guess is say to review please. Put in anything you want, predictions, who you want to win, good replies, CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM! I don't want any calling people faggots here. Although, that would be funny. Also please review. Pretty please.

Well with that said I'll see you lovely laddies next time on TOTAL POKEMON ISLAND!