The author-Shika- was at a tea shop with Armstrong, the two talking about alchemy and tea while drinking some tea themselves.
"Oi Armstrong, what is your favorite type of tea?" Shika asked, sipping her tea. The said man replied while sparkling.
"I enjoy the Armstrong Family Tea, passed down from my great-great-grandfather!" Shika looked up.
"So Earl Gray then?" Armstrong nodded. Shika looked around.
"Uhhh…Armstrong, do people usually stare when you do that sparkle thing?" Armstrong furrowed his sparkly brows.
"No-" Was all he managed to say before at least ten girls jumped on him. Good thing this is Armstrong that got jumped on.
"EDWARD, CHANGE ME!" Shika's eyes widened in recognition before noticing that there were about six boys looking hard at her. To be exact, her skin. Which tends to sparkle in any sort of light. She screamed.
"CRAP! ARMSTRONG, RUN! RUN AWAY! VERY MUCH RUN AWAY! IT'S SOME TWILIGHT FANGIRLS AND FANBOYS!" Shika leaped out of the shop, with Armstrong following, shaking off his 'lovers'.
Far Away././././././././././././././././././././././././././././././././././././././././././././././././././././././././././././.
Ed looked up from the beaten criminal. "Al, do you feel like Shika and Armstrong just got asulted for looking like vampires from Twilight?" Al shook his head/helmet-thingy. "No, brother."
In the Armstrong secret hideout;';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';';'
"Do you have your swords sharpened?" Armstrong asked Shika. "Yup. You got your stuff?" He smiled, before holding up two tanks of gasoline and a lighter. "Indeed. Shall we go kill the Twilight series?"
"Lets."
The headlines for tomorrows newspaper was: NATURAL SPARKLERS TAKE REVENGE ON TWILIGHT.
Victims: 3,000 Twilight Fangirls/Fanboys, and the Twilight Book Store.
When we asked Furhor Bradly what he would do to the two alchemists, he only smiled and said:
"Throw a FireTruckin party."
This story was created from an idea from a FMA story that i did favorite, and the fact that i am pissed that out of all of my six close female friends that i am often around, only two of them agree with me when i say that i am not a vampire and that Twilight is FireTrucking Stupid. because yes, my skin sparkles in any type of light. Heck, it's sparkling now too. Favorite if you hate Twilight!