This is just something I made for a Mugglenet Caption Contest that I'm definitely not going to win, but I still thought it was nice. In the picture there were ten persons, amongs them Fred, George and Umbridge. So I was inspired to make a combination of HP with Agatha Christie's "And Then There Were None" poem.
Great book, by the way.
Ten little wizards going out to dine,
One choked on a pumpkin pie and then there were nine.
Nine little wizards staying up late,
One saw a Grim and died and then there were eight.
Eight little wizards going out to Devon,
One stayed in Honeydukes and then there were seven.
Seven little wizards chopping up sticks,
A pixie bit one's finger and then there were six.
Six little wizards playing with a hive,
A blast-ended skrewt ate one and then there were five.
Five little wizards going in for law,
Decree Nº30 banned twins and then there were four.
Four little wizards going out to sea,
The Giant Squid hugged one and then there were three.
Three little wizards going to the Zoo,
Aragog had his lunch and then there were two.
Two little wizards going for a run,
One bumped into a Horntail and then there was one.
One little wizard left all alone,
The pink cardigan had pwned them all – the toad had won!