Chapter One

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My name is Naruto Uzumaki and I'm 18 years old. I probably should be in my house with my own job living a life of my own but I kind of live with my dads. Yes I said dads. No they are not my real parents but more like my adopted ones. Yes they are gay. This is my life…

Iruka glared at the man lounging in the chair. "Take out the garbage!"

Kakashi looked at the angered Iruka then back down to his book. "In a little while…"

Iruka grabbed him by the ear. "NO… NOW!"

"Okay, okay, okay…" He sluggishly walked into the kitchen. "Where is the garbage?"

I watched as Iruka stormed into the kitchen and yelled at Kakashi. "Iruka…"

Iruka looked around the corner. "Yes Naruto?"

"Can I go to Sasuke's house?"

"Sure…"

Kakashi wrapped his arms around Iruka. "That means we get to spend some alone time."

Iruka punched him in the shoulder. "You have work you need to do…"

I slowly walked out the door. They are always such a bothersome couple.

Kiba ran up to me. "Hey guess what Naruto?"

"You realized that you are gay."

"No… I made it into college!"

"Holy shit… You are a fucking liar!"

Kiba held up the paper. "Look for yourself…"

I snatched the paper from him then handed it back to him. "It's probably a fake."

"You are so mean to me!"

"My dear Kiba… I am but the upmost kind to you!"

"You lie!"

I grinned at him and began to walk to Sasuke's. "See you later…" When I finally made it to Sasuke's house I walked in without knocking. It's a terrible habit I have. "Teme! Are you here?"

Sasuke stumbled down the stairs. "Oi… Dobe… Why are you here?"

"I practically live here…"

Sasuke sighed. "I am… Kind of busy Naruto…"

I realized he had a blanket around his waist and his bare chest was showing. "You fucking man whore…"

Sasuke shrugged and walked back into the bedroom.

Sasuke and I have been friends for god knows how long and he always had some slutty bitch hanging on him. I'm not jealous or anything… It just annoys me. I noticed a girl come prancing down the stairs she was actually a nice looking girl. For once. I feel sorry for her though since she is just a one night stand

Sasuke kissed the girl before she left.

I looked away in disgust.

Sasuke walked over to me. "So Dobe… Are you here to get fucked too?"

I glared at him. "No… I'm here because I don't have a life."

"You still want to fuck though right?"

I punched him in the chest. "That was a one time thing and it was because we were drunk." That was the weirdest experience of my life. The worst part was I was the one who got a dick shoved in their ass. Damn Sasuke.

"You know you enjoyed it…"

My face felt hot. "I-I did not…"

"Hn… You're redder than a tomato…"

I stood up. "Anyway... I have a pass to get into the club that's right around the corner."

"Cool… Are we going tonight?"

"Yeah…"

"Good maybe I can have someone give you a lap dance."

"Wait what?"

"You heard me… You need to be more active…"

"What do you know?" God if he knew I was a stripper at the club we are going to tonight he'd kill me. I mentally punched myself in the face.

Sasuke grinned. "I know the only sex you've ever had was with me…"

Okay so he's right there but still… I'm extremely active. "Whatever…"

Sasuke leaned on my shoulder. "Naruto… I think I'm going to stop this whole thing with sleeping around with all these girls and just settle down… With you…"

"That would be amazing…" Hell yeah! Sasuke will be all to me! I mentally slapped myself. Control yourself Naruto!

"I'm not kidding…"

I turned on the T.V. "I believe you…" I leaned my head against Sasuke's. This friendship… I wonder if it will last forever… I love my Teme…

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I woke up on Sasuke's lap hugging his leg. "Sasuke…"

"You finally woke up." He kissed me on the forehead.

I rubbed my eyes. "What time is it?"

"Ten…"

"I need to change so we can go to the club…"

"Your clothes are upstairs…"

I slowly got up and walked to Sasuke's room. It reeks of perfume… An image of Sasuke and some slut having sex flashed through my mind. "Damn it!" I dug in Sasuke's drawers looking for my clothes. I ended up finding them but there were a couple unexpected surprises. I slipped on my pants and walked back down stairs. "Sasuke… My shirt has a hole in it…"

Sasuke looked at me then looked away. "Wear one of mine then…"

I rolled my eyes and stormed back up the stairs. Damn Sasuke always has a smartass answer… Maybe I should wear that tank top that he hates to see me wear. I wonder why.

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I noticed that Sasuke was staring at my chest and grinned. "You like what you see."

"No. I don't like what everyone else can see… That tank top is way too tight on you…"

"It doesn't matter…"

Sasuke looked at me then looked down. "I guess…"

I kissed him on the cheek. "Cheer up Teme… We are going to be able to get really drunk again…"

Sasuke looked at me with a big grin. "I like the sound of that."

He is so easy to cheer up… Naruto walked over to the guard and held up a pass. "Naruto Uzumaki."

The guard grinned at me. "Everybody missed you yesterday… The boss was pissed off."

I sighed. "He'll get over it."

Sasuke looked at me funny. "Do you come here all the time or something?"

My face turned bright red. "N-no…" I stormed into the building with Sasuke tagging along behind me. This sucks… He is going to find out. I heard a familiar voice calling for me. "Sai?"

"You idiot… Our boss is so pissed off."

Sasuke looked at Sai with great curiosity.

"I'm sorry… I got tied up."

Sai glanced over at Sasuke. "By that?"

I punched him in the chest. "Not like that! Iruka wouldn't let me leave!"

Sai examined Sasuke and sighed. "THIS is the great Uchiha Sasuke? How pathetic…"

Sasuke grabbed me and glared at Sai. "Naruto can we go drink now?"

I shrugged. "Sounds good…"

Sasuke grinned. "Hn… He's mine." He grabbed me by the wrist and dragged me over to a stool. "Sit."

I sat down and sighed. I feel like his pet. Leave it to him to degrade me to my lowest point.

Sasuke kissed my forehead. "I'll be right back…"

"Okay…" There he goes after another slut… I rested my head on the counter. Someone tapped me on the shoulder and looked up to see Temari.

"Why so down foxy?"

"It's nothing…"

"Usually when you say that it's about Sasuke…"

I looked away. "He's off getting another slut to sleep with again tonight." I hate people touching Sasuke but it is something I had to live with.

"Well then… Go take him for yourself…"

I almost fell out of my chair. "I-I can't do that!"

"Sure you can… You're the great Uzumaki Naruto." She gave me one of her goofy smiles. "Just go for it."

I turned around to see Sasuke walking towards me and there were no girls hanging on him for once… "Sasuke…?"

"What is it Dobe?"

I slung my arms around Sasuke. "Can we drink yet?"

Sasuke smiled at me. "Of course…"

I grinned. "Awesome." This is the beginning of the end… Nobody else can take him away from me…

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Sasuke: What is this the Dobe's fucking diary?

Me: Just shut up Sasuke… You are making out little innocent Naruto become possessive! Man whore!

Naruto: (Whines) Saaaaaaaasukeeeee you're so mean!

Me: Anyway review! I love you… Please I beg you! Show mercy to the lifeless people!