*(howdy! Its me again, starting a new mini series based in the underfell universe! Because I don't want to do a whole story around it, this was the solution i came up with. So, i have a few ideas i could write here, and if you guys have any decent ideas, i could probably write them for you! Regardless, thank you for taking your time on me!)


*(so, first up on my list is one i have been rolling around in my head for a while. What would happen if everyone knew just how much EXP they could get from him? Well, here's your result. This chapter is written form UF!sans' point of view.)


Wanted: dead. reward: 50,000 EXP

Heh… that brat really found the one way to really screw me over, eh? I suppose i should start from the beginning.

My name is sans. Sans the skeleton. So i was trying to look out for humans that day, you know, trying to actually do my freaking job, and i heard a noise from over by the ruins door. Teleporting, I look to see what was going on. It was a human. A young human carrying nothing but a small flowerpot. So i stalked em for a bit. Broken branch here, footsteps there, and as soon as they reached the large gate my bro built, i walked up behind em.

"Human. Don't you know how to greet a new pal? Turn around. Shake my hand." they turn around slowly and take my hand.

*ZAP!

"Heheh. The old joy buzzer in the hand trick. It's ALWAYS funny!"

And so that's how it went at first. That little snotface went through the entire underground. The brat had not killed a single monster. Hell, they didn't even strike back, not even once. I figured, i needed to teach this brat a lesson. So, when I met em in the judgement hall, I gave em hell.

Now don't get me wrong. I know i couldn't really kill the kid. No matter what i did, i knew he would just end up coming back. I just wanted to see how long their little pacifist schtick would last until they actually fought back. So the last time i killed them, i thought it would just load back to the beginning of the hallway and we would go at it again.

Damn, was i wrong.

That brat did a full blow reset.

I freaked out when for some reason I woke up back in my bed, Papyrus screaming his head off for me to wake up. The entire day went just as it had before. Just like last time, the kid came out from the ruins doors.

But the flower wasn't with them. In it's place that brat was covered head to toe in dust.

The brat killed everyone. Not just everyone who attacked them, but they literally hunted down every single monster in the underground. In the end, all that was left was them and I, facing off in judgement hall.

"Heya… you murdered a lot of people, huh? What, is this supposed to be some kind of big revenge? We killed you, so you killed us? Yeah, some logic that is." they walked a step forward. "Eager, are we? Yeah, lets just get straight to the point."

*Battle start!

"Kid, i know i probably pissed you off with last time. I get it, i can be kind of a dick. So, if there is even a part of you left that doesn't want to fight… this is your one and ONLY chance to show it, or else… well, you already know exactly what i'm capable of."

I spared them. Right away, no tricks.

*Slash

*miss

"Huh. you know before all this happened, i was kinda hoping you would have done that during our fight. But now…"

"Your nothing but a monster, just like us."

And so, everything went to hell. I killed that brat more times than i could count. Each fight though, they got a little farther than last time.

Eventually, they beat me. Killed in a single slash.

And then they went back. Not back to the beginning, though, just back to the start of our fight.

And so we fought.

And i lost.

Again.

And again.

And again.

I lost track of how many times they killed me. I couldn't even land a hit on them anymore. I felt like just giving up and running away to save myself the pain.

And then they went back. All the way to the beginning.

I was again, confused why they went back to the beginning. When i saw them out of the gate, they were again, covered in dust.

But…

For some freaking reason they didn't kill anyone in the forest. I just ignored it and counted myself lucky.

Didn't figure out what that kid was really doing until i went back to grilbys as they entered waterfall. I found out what they did from the dog guards.

"Hey, you know that brat in the striped shirt?"

"Yeah, i know em. They kicked our asses."

"Same here. Damn brat beat me within an inch of my life."

"Well, that kid told me something interesting… you know sans, brother of the co-captain of the guard?"

"Yeah, I know him. Hate the guy, but i know him."

"That kid told me he knew sans' stats. One ATC, one DEF, and 50,000 EXP!"

"Are you serious! Thats enough to get anyone to LV 19 in a heartbeat!"

"You'd be unstoppable!"

All of the guards looked at me menacingly. They were going to attack, I could tell. I teleported out of there immediately. Back to near one of Paps' puzzles. I saw a few of the local monsters nearby, and i tried to ignore them, but i picked up on their conversation.

"hey, that's sans, right?"

"The guy worth 50,000 EXP…"

They attacked. I managed to dodge their bullets and teleported away again, this time to waterfall. I knew the brat was already through most of this area, but i am immediately found by some of the local monsters. They attacked me on sight, and I teleport away again.

Before long, the entire underground was against me. Everyone from the smallest moldsmalls to even captain Undyne wanted to kill me for my EXP. nowhere is safe anymore. Don't get a chance to sleep. No time to eat. All I can do is run and hide from the entire damn underground.

Fucking brat. ruined my entire life just before they left the underground for good.

THE END


*(so what did you guys think? I dont know if i got UF sans in caracter, but i think i did a pretty good job! Leave a review if you have any comments or have any ideas for an underfell one-shot i could write for you! See ya later!)