Title: It's Fun to Scare Haruhi
Anime: Ouran High School Host Club
Pairing: HikaKao
"So…" Kaoru said to Haruhi. "I made out with my brother yesterday."
"Holy crap…" Haruhi said, shocked.
"What?"
"You sound all cheerful and normal about it… isn't it wrong, though?"
"Well…" he blushed. "Yesterday, we were in our room, and I was all like, 'why have we never kissed before out of curiosity?' and Hikaru was all like, 'I don't know. It's not like it hasn't come to mind before…' and then, we just couldn't stop when we started, you know?"
A few days later…
"So…" Kaoru said to Haruhi. "Hikaru and I were totally naked, and got caught by the maids."
"You sound so normal about it… do you still take baths together?" Haruhi said, shocked.
"We're starting to do that again."
"Shouldn't you, you know, not?"
"We don't care. It's fun. But we weren't bathing. We were making out, and our clothes just sort of ended up somewhere else in the room, you know?"
"…"
"And the maids were so shocked! I think the one on the left came, and had a nosebleed that should've been recorded for the Guinness Book of World Records! And the one on the right was all shy and covered her top and bottom as if it were her that was naked! And then they ran away…"
"Ah…"
A few days later…
"So," Kaoru said to Haruhi. "Hikaru stuck his dick—"
"I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!" Haruhi yelled, jumping up from her seat, totally flustered. She ran from the classroom. Hikaru walked over to him.
"What was that all about?" Hikaru asked.
"Oh, nothing. You're right, though. Haruhi's really fun to scare." Kaoru said, still smiling as he has been ever since they had started doing perverted things together.
"Yeah, yeah… hey, wanna go find a closet?" Hikaru smirked suggestively. Kaoru then mirrored his expression and said,
"Lets."
They left hand in hand.
END