I Can't Bear the Aliens
A collaboration with Fire Flaming Fox

Fubuki and the aliens are bored. When Raimon join them, Fubuki adopts a bear pack and Kyle from South Park appears, havoc rules the Anime world!

Part One

"So then he said 'What're we gonna do now?", the I said 'I dunno', then he said, 'Sakka yarou ze!' And I said 'Who are you, Endou Mamoru or someone?!'!" One bear was talking to another about silly stories.
"LOL!" Bear Two laughed.
"And then..." Bear One paused. "Look out! It's Fubuki!"
"Finally! I can adopt some bears instead of killing them!" Fubuki exclaimed.
"I don't think that's gonna work." Ryuuji muttered.
"Yeah, bad idea dude!" Tsunami repeated.
Fubuki gave Ryuuji the puppy eyes and pointed to the bears. Ryuuji tried looking away from the cuteness while the bears looked at the green haired boy.
"Please, Midorikawa-san!" Fubuki begged.
"No, Fubuki." Ryuuji confirmed. The argument between them continued for what seemed like hours to Tsunami. He was getting drained out as the bears gingerly tried not to move a muscle. Tried.
"When do we talk?" Bear One whispered to the other bear.
"I don't know what do you think?" Bear Two replied.
"That bear just spoke, did you guys hear?" Tsunami yelped. Both bears froze. They had been found out.
Ryuuji and Fubuki bothed shook their heads and carried on fighting about the bears. Phew, that was a close one for the bears. Neither of them wanted anyone to know that they talked unless Shirou took them home or something, which was very rare.
"Fubuki-kun likes bears. Hehe!" Segata guffawed.
"Guys, stop, we need to hurry up so that I can get my new Inazuma Eleven: The Card Game cards from the corner shop before it closes!" Hiroto groaned.
"But I thought we were going home." Kariya sighed.
"Don't be rude, Kariya-kun, we just got here. Fubuki wanted to visit Hokkaido again." Hiroto frowned. Ryuuji looked on hopelessly at the arguments that caused people to think that they were the cutest family. None of them were related!
"Why is there a walking tree in here?" Bear One wondered.
"How dare you!" Ryuuji yelled.
Tsunami pointed at the bears. "See? He did speak!" Nobody seemed to get their brain to click.
"We want to go with you, Fubuki-sama!" Bear Two growled. Sou machigai nai, everyone had heard them speak, so it was pointless to stay quiet. They just let it go and continued to talk.
Ryuuji didn't want to separate the bears from Fubuki now they had officially met. "Fine."
"Yay! Thanks." Fubuki bowed.
Ryuuji smiled at Fubuki, then at the bears.
"LOL, epic fail!" Segata sniggered.
Ryuuji glared at him. Segata took a step back in shock.
"I have a bear hotel next to Hakuren Middle School, guys! You can live in there!" Fubuki invited.
"Luxury!" Bear One yapped.
"You said it!" Bear Two agreed.
"Can we just go now?" Touko yawned. "I wanna play soccer with Endou!"
"You fancy Endou-kun! You fancy Endou-kun!" Segata taunted.
Touko slapped him.
"Can we have honey?" Bear Three asked nervously.
"Ouch, she hits really hard for a girl." Segata admitted.
"Sexist!" Touko huffed.
"We all know that Segata likes Fubuki." Reina stated.
"Say what now?" Endou fell over in shock.
"Segata-kun loves Fubuki-kun." Kazemaru repeated. He got a well deserved slap from Touko. "Ow!"
"Guys shut up, no shounen-ai, okay?" Touko confirmed.
"That's gonna be hard." Segata sighed.
"Let's go, Fubuki." Ryuuji beckoned.
"Okay." Fubuki agrees, skipping along with his friend.
"But the shop closes at six pm!" Hiroto groaned.
"Who cares, let's just go already!" Kariya urged.
"This is going to be really fun!" Bear Two yelled.

-At the Bear Hotel-

"Where's Hiroto-kun?" Fubuki wondered.
"Getting his IE: TCG cards." Ryuuji replied.
"Where are Kazemaru-kun and Gouenji-kun?" Fubuki questioned.
"Buying a birthday present for Tsurugi-kun." Ryuuji responded.
"Which one?" Fubuki wondered.
"Kyousuke-kun." Ryuuji reacted.
"What one is the one who can't play soccer again?" Fubuki pondered.
"Yuuichi-san. There's Tsurugi Kyousuke-kun and Tsurugi Yuuichi-san." Ryuuji explained.
"Stop confusing me!" Fubuki held his head.
"What's confusing about that?" Ryuuji laughed.
"Right... Here's your dinner, bears!" Fubuki opened some bear food and brought it over to the bears.
"Arigatou!" the bears yelped.
"Look, the post's here!" Segata pointed out.
"Okay. Midorikawa-kun, your new book is here!" Hitomiko called.
"Yes!" Ryuuji got hyped up.
"Nagumo-kun, your new literacy homework book has arrived." Hitomiko added.
"Oh man, dang it!" Nagumo punched the table.
"Heh, Haruya hates homework." Suzuno talked to himself. "I'm gonna use that fact in future."
"I'm back!" Hiroto announced.
"Yay." Kariya celebrated sarcastically.
Gouenji and Kazemaru were arriving back too.
Gouenji slowly and silently opened the door, trying his best not to be noticed.
Endou turned around and noticed him, suddenly shouting. "Hey, Gouenji!"
"Bakunetsu Storm Man's back in da house!" Segata whooped wildly.
"Calm it, dude." Tsunami laid a firm hand on Segata's shoulder.

"Either Ryuuichirou-kun is just crazy, or he's been having a lot of candy." Reina made out.
"Or seen Fubuki-kun or the bears." Saginuma continued.
"Maybe he's just had a large intake on RedBull." Suzuno shrugged.
"RedBull?!" Everyone gasped.
Tsunami scratched his head. "Does Zel really drink that stuff?"
"He's pretty crazy, right guys?" Endou simplified.
"Yeah, by the way, Segata-kun, don't burst my eardrums next time, okay?" Someoka fumed.
"Fine." Segata sulked.
"Alright guys! Let's go back to Tokyo now!" Endou commanded.
"Yosh!" Everyone shouted.
"I'm staying right here to look after the bears." Fubuki reminded them.
"Okay, see you later then, Fubuki-kun!" Endou waved.
"No, come with us, Shirou-kun, I will be lonely! The bears can come to my house!" Segata begged.
"Ryuuichirou-kun, we can't take bears with us!" Reina bawled.
"Oh yeah." Segata frowned.
"Well, I have a new darling now." Rika looked over to Segata. Segata sweat dropped and moved away frantically.
"Let's get going then!" Endou yelled.

Phew, part one is all done! I translated it into Japanese names because Carz and I only use English names, but I know both, so I can easily translate it. If you really want me to re-do it with English dub names, which I doubt, I will re-do it!