Are You A…..?
"Doctor." Rose asked him, as she plonked herself on the sofa next to him.
"Yeah." He replied, not moving his eyes from the TV.
"Are you a Trekkie?"
"Am I a what?!" He asked in confusion, peeling his eyes from the screen to look at her.
"A Trekkie, y'know, people who watch a lot of Star Trek."
"Oh, I get it, just because I watched one episode, you think I love it?"
She thought about this before answering, "Yup!"
"Well, I'm not, so buzz off!"
Later, the Doctor was tinkering with the Tardis and Rose walked up to him.
"Doctor."
He gave a deep sigh, "Yeah, Rose?"
"Are you a geek?"
He came out from under the console and looked her in the eye, "No, Rose."
"But you are though!"
"How the hell am I?"
"You know too much about science and stuff!"
"Excuse me! I'm a Time Lord, we're supposed to know about science and stuff!"
"That's what you say but is it true?"
"Rose, do me a favour, piss off! I'm trying to work!!"
The Doctor was in the kitchen drinking a cup of tea and reading a book he'd been ducked in for hours, until Rose appeared.
"Doctor."
Gritting his teeth he looked up, "Yes, Rose."
"Are you gay?"
"Rose, I'm not gay!"
"But you soooooo are though, 'cos, when I was doing the washing before, I saw summit that wasn't mine."
"And?"
"It was a man's thong!"
"Why the hell would I have a thong?"
"'Cos you're gay?"
"Rose, fuck off and leave me alone!"
Later that day, the Doctor was in the bath, alone, until Rose came in.
"Doctor."
He looked up in shock and desparatley tried to hide something from her, "Rose, I'm in the bath, not get lost!"
"Lemme just ask you a question."
"Go on."
"Are you a Chav?"
"Right that's it!" He shouted, climbing out of the bath and wrapping a towel round his waist. He pushed her towards the console room and started typing in co-ordinates.
"Where are we going?" She asked
"Oh, you'll see, you'll see." He said devilishly
Once they'd stopped he pushed Rose to the door, opened it and pushed her out.
"What are you doing?" She asked
"Saying goodbye to you and your bleedin' questions!"
"Doctor." She said, before he closed the door.
"Oh, what is it now?"
"I love you, do you love me?"
He felt his heart break and felt a smile across his face.
"Get back in this Tardis, and I'll race you up to my room."
She smiled, before racing against him to get to his room.
Later on, they were both lying there, in silence, until the Doctor spoke.
"Rose, can I just say."
"Yeah."
"There's been 74 original episodes of Star Trek, I love having my shirt tucked into my pants and being really good at science, and my wardrobe is filled with Burberry."
She just shook her head at him, before rolling onto her side.
"And, by the way, that thong was mine!"
The End!!