Author Note: Um... Ow. I have never typed so many quotation marks in my entire life. This is totally random- I have another M7 one, a Labyrinth one, and two X-Men ones too, which I'll post soon. It starts off slow, but it picks up- it took me a while to get the hang of writing this way. No, I didn't put any names in here- I'll let you decide who's saying what. And yes, almost all of these are ACTUAL FICS that I've read. No, I did not flame them into oblivion. Almost wish I had.

Disclaimer: I wish I owned them I wish I owned them I wish I wish I wish I wish ... Damn. Still not mine.

"That's cruel."

"I didn't know you could do that."

"I do not have a sadistic smile!"

"That's what you think."

"Chris killed another guy!"

"He killed me."

"My my my, Vin, I never-"

"I did not!"

"Another that has you and Mary together, Chris."

"Ha! Another one who believes in my animal magnetism!"

"Well here's another one who thinks I'm cute!"

"And here"

"Here too"

"Three more."

"Here too."

"Why am I used for nothing more than feeding you vitamins and stitching you up?"

"Why do I get shot so much?"

"I got stabbed again."

I die of a drug overdose."

"Drug?"

"Someone laced my coffee."

"Another female bounty hunter for Vin."

"That's how many?"

"Twenty three and counting."

"Today."

"Hey! You're a twin again!"

"And I have a younger sister. Again."

"I'm feeding Vin gross tea."

"And stitching him up."

"And me."

"Me too.

Don't forget me."

"I've taken up origami."
"I've been shot by my bounty hunter girlfriend. Accidentally. Again."
"Amazing how they never recognize him, isn't it?"

"They're just rotten bounty hunters"

"To say the least."

"!#&!#&!"

"I take it Chris has found the slash archive."

"Yep."

"?!#&#)(?!"

"Ouch. I didn't think that was possible."

"It wasn't."

"Feel sorry for that author."

"Not me."

"Nope."

"Not on your life!""

"Not really."

"Never."

"You weren't one of her victims."

"What makes them think I'd sleep with him?! Really! I've been happily married! To a woman!"

"There goes the third beer."

"Fourth."

"Fifth."

"Oh dear."

"I am not a crazy geezer! I'm chronically enriched!"

"And I am not a woman eater!"

"Inez proved that- she's the one who spat you out."

"I am not hopelessly naïve!"

"I am not a religious nut!"

"I am not trying to kill any of you!I do not molest small mammals!"

"What?"

"What did you say?"

"Never mind."

"Where'd you read that?"

"What site are you on?"

"I said, never mind!!"

"It's www.smut.fur-"

"SHUT UP!!"

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