Footprints in the Sands of Time.
It was the early hours of Sunday morning; Naboo and Bollo were away on a shamanistic trip, Vince and Howard were sleeping and the moon was shining strongly in the sky. Suddenly the door to Vince's bedroom silently opened and a thin silhouette appeared and slowly walked across the hall and into Naboo's room. Howard did not hear the younger man sleepwalk into the spare room. The sleeping man walked aimlessly around Naboo's bedroom for a while before accidentally knocking into some shelves, falling to the floor and miraculously staying asleep. Potions shook and wobbled on the shelf and eventually one fell off the shelf and the contents landed on Vince's head. The empty bottle fell to the floor and the label read "fountain of youth water".
Morning came and Howard woke up and went to wake up Vince. After entering Vince's room and seeing Vince clearly wasn't in there he went around the house looking for the younger man. He looked in every other room and eventually entered Naboo's room where he saw a giant pile of Vince's clothes and sitting in the middle was a little one year old Vince.
Howard noticed the bottle, picked it up and read the label.
"No, way" he said shaking his head "no, bloody way am I changing that little tits nappies"
Vince just sat in the middle of the floor grabbing at his toes and smiling mischievously.
A lot of things went swarming around Howard's head like a group of angry bees in two seconds but eventually his mind settled on the fact there was no way out of this for a while anyway.
He looked at the baby which was incredibly thin.
"First I'm feeding you, and then I am getting u proper clothes." He said to the one year old
He walked into the kitchen and then realised he had nothing to feed the little child.
He walked back into Naboo's room and lifted the baby. Vince giggled and put his scrawny arms into the air in delight. Howard carried the boy into his room and set Vince down on his now giant bed.
"What am I going to do?" Howard asked himself. The last thing he looked after was his friend's hamster and it died a week later.
Vince was playing peek-a-boo with his electric blue blanket and giggling at himself, he sure was a happy baby.