A/n: Hi everyone! Happy Fourth of July for readers in America! This is just a short piece explaining my headcanon for Mayu. Hopefully I'll write a full story on this someday… Enjoy.

Matryoshka

Why do people think I'm insane? I mean, honestly, just because I have an axe, talk to my stuffed rabbit, make death threats, sometimes talk in the third person, like the smell of blood, have an unsettling obsession with Piko-kun and Miku-sama and occasionally kill people doesn't mean I'm insane. I'm a nice girl, really. I don't judge people, why should everyone else judge me? I don't get it…

Oh, how rude of me! I didn't introduce myself, hee hee. I'm Mayu Akita, wait, are you saying that I don't have a last name? WELL, I DO! MY NAME IS MAYU AKITA, GOT THAT?! NOW, SHUT UP! I'm sorry, where was I? Oh yeah, my best friends are Mimi and Iroha-chan, My Onee-chan is Neru and I'm also friends with Haku-san. I have great friends. They are so kind to me!

When I arrived at the Vocaloid House, I was very lonely. I hated everyone and spent my days curled up in a corner. Then I saw Piko-kun, my heart wouldn't stop throbbing, he was just so hot! It seemed like Cupid's Arrow had struck me, I was head over heels in love. But, my lovely Piko-kun is going out with that idiot known as Gumi, just saying her name pains me. I SWEAR ONE OF THESE DAYS, I WILL TIE A ROPE AROUND THAT GIRL'S NECK AND CHOKE HER UNTIL HER LAST DYING BREATH! But, until that day, I will love my darling Piko from afar.

I have my Piko plushie to keep me company, hee hee.

So I had a talk with Mimi. DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT! RABBITS CAN TALK! She and I both agreed that I needed friends. Iroha-chan actually approached me and since that day, we have been joined at the hip. Iroha-chan is so cool! We have soo much in common, I even forced Master to let us do a duet of "Panda Hero""

Did I mention Iroha helped me get my first kiss?

She shoved Piko in a closet with me, hee hee.

He was blushing like a cute little uke, hee hee.

That was one of the best days of my life!

By the way, Iroha-chan told me I was a "loli with yandere tendencies."

SO SCREW YOU ALL!

I'M NOT CRAZY!

After I became friends with Iroha-chan, I decided I needed a big sister. Neru seemed to fit this role perfectly. So I started to follow her around and eventually she started to grow fond of me and I took her last name. That's how I became Mayu Akita. Daisuki, Onee-chan! As I hang around Onee-chan and Haku-san, I notice something. It is so cute, I could scream it to the world:

Onee-chan likes Haku-san!

Onee-chan likes Haku-san

Onee-chan likes Haku-san!

Onee-chan is going to kill me for saying this but I can't ignore something so cute! I should set them up one day. The only thing I don't like about Onee-chan is that she disapproves of me idolizing Miku-sama

Silly Onee-chan!

How could I not worship Miku-sama?! She is so pretty and talented and cute! Honestly, if I wasn't in love with Piko-kun, I'd probably have a crush on Miku-sama. It is my dream to sing with her. IT WILL HAPPEN, EVEN IF I HAVE TO KIDNAP HER.

Also, you should never make fun of my friends. EVER. One girl learned this the hard way, hee hee. What was her name? Oh yeah, Kiku Juon. She was such a pretty girl, it really was a shame. See, Kiku was making fun of Haku-san by saying she was weak and a failure. She made Haku-san cry. Of course I wouldn't stand for this, but I tried to give her a chance. I told her to knock it off OR ELSE. She didn't listen.

Two weeks later, the bitch called Iroha-chan a cat freak. That was the LAST STRAW! I took Kiku down to the basement and kept her there for five days. She was a fighter, but she was no match for me. She kept screaming for her boyfriend, Taito. It was kind of sweet actually.

People call her a yandere.

Ha.

She was the weak one.

Her blood smelled heavenly.

Like cherries.

The moral of this story is: DON'T PISS ME OFF!

So I have my flaws, doesn't everybody else? I'm only human after all, or am I? Maybe I'm not human at all. Maybe I'm a robot hee he. So anyways, back to my point. I'm Mayu Akita and I'm just a simple girl and I do not like being judged. I have great friends and a great life. I might have a few loose screws, can you forgive for me that?

I'm one crazy matryoshka! Hee Hee.

A/n: If this seemed all over the place, it is supposed to be. To represent Mayu's mental state. Review?