Rose Dragonfire – Well, This is the beginning of Inuyasha songs. The first one I have here is Jingle Bells, Inuyasha style. If you would like more songs just review and tell me so. I plan on having every chapter a different song. Meaning, that it won't all be Christmas songs.
Jingle Bells (Inuyasha Style)
VERSE 1: Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skies
Over the fields you go
Crashing into trees
The snow is turning red
I think you're almost dead
Now you're in your grave with stitches on your head.
CHORUS: Oh, Jingle bells
Hojo smells
Naraku is a hoe
Inuyasha and Kikyo are kissing, "Oh, No!" (REPEAT)
VERSE 2: Now you're down in hell
Down with Kikyo
Inuyasha's there
Kagome screams "Oh, No!"
Naraku's down there too
You hit him with a shoe
Naraku says,"Oh, shit that stinks!"
And chases after you...
(CHORUS)
VERSE 3: Now here comes Kouga
Kouga and his wolves
Kagome says "Just go,
and your wolves go to."
Kouga just says "Why,
are you about to cry?"
"Is it because of Mutt Face?"
"If it is, he's gonna' die!"
(CHORUS)
VERSE 4: Kagome says "yeah,
but it's Kikyo I hate."
Kouga has an idea
"Will you be my mate?"
Kagome says "Hell, no."
While thinking of Shippo
Then Shippo pops up and says "where's that clay bitch Kikyo?"
(CHORUS)
VERSE 5: Inuyasha's back
Kouga's on the run
Then Kagome says
"Did you both have fun?"
Kikyo's down in hell
Naraku's there as well
Then he asks "Go out with me?"
And she says "What the hell."
(CHORUS)
VERSE 6: Now there's a lesson here
A lesson to be learned
One I like to cheer
One that has a turn
Inuyasha is a JERK
Kouga is a FLIRT
Kagome and Shippo cry a lot
But Kikyo does not.
(CHORUS)
Rose Dragonfire – Well that's it for the first chapter, and first song. The next chapter will be "Inuyasha's Coming To Town." After that it will keep on going. I will stop making Inuyasha Christmas songs after the third chapter. Then I will go onto more different songs.
