SCP Site 27 Letter of Urgency

by ThatGuyFromThatParty

Before I begin, I want to apologize for not uploading in a while. Microsoft Word 2013 apparently expired on my laptop, so I typed this up and uploaded it from the household desktop PC in my dad's bedroom. Summary: In the midst of Site 27's worst breach yet, the site manager, whoever he may be, sends a Letter of Urgency to Mobile Task Force Nine-Tailed Fox. I hope you enjoy this!

Time: 0300 Zulu Hours

Location: SCP Foundation Site 27

Mail To: Mobile Task Force Nine-Tailed Fox

From: [REDACTED]

If you are reading this, you are ordered to report to Site 27 ASAP! Multiple Keter and Euclid containment breaches have been reported along the lower levels. Most SCPs down there are Sentient Objects, meaning it can see you, but you can't see it. It can also play tricks on your optic vitals. This can cause: hallucinations, temporary color blindness, wavy or blurred vision, and many other symptoms. From time to time, you may hear something like a banging noise. It's the mechanic working on our faulty AC Unit. If you ever need help on something, just consult your helmet's guidance systems. When have they ever lead you into a death trap, huh? Never in the life of the SCP Foundation have we had a single MTF unit die from an incorrect GPS location. This is because we offer the best-of-the-best technology. If you don't like it, that's really too bad. No refunds ever!

Now, getting back on track, again, we have not seen or heard any hints of a single SCP. Intelligence suggests they are in "Sleep Mode" which means they don't generate any thermal or audible energy. When "Sleep Mode" is off, they can be detected by Infrared, Thermal Imaging, or even just a regular studio microphone. If I were you, I'd keep a close eye on your IR Camera and an ear on your wireless Bluetooth Microphone inside your helmets. You will no longer carry the FN-P90 from Belgium, rather the FN-2000 from Belgium. The FN-2000 is an upgraded, more modern version of the FN-P90, and has the following modes: Single fire, Burst-automatic, Semi-Automatic, and Full Automatic. The FN-2000 also comes outfitted with one 50 meter Infrared scope, 50 spare magazines (each with 500 FMJ [Full Metal Jacket] rounds each), and black camouflage. If at any time you need anything replaced, please exit the facility and wait for the next supply chopper. They always arrive within 5 minutes of your request. The local AFB (Air Force Base) almost always has 3 or 4 choppers in the air and on patrol around the area.

Watch your Six,

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