Sex more hours.
Alfred yawned as he rested his chin on his desk, tuning out his homeroom teacher completely.
"Wake up Alfred" Someone poked his cheek; he turned his head slightly and looked up into the mildly annoyed face of the boy from New Zealand that sat next to him.
"Oh, mornin' Benji" He mumbled, grinning slightly when he saw the Kiwi's face turn red.
"My name is Benjamin, not Benji" He growled, smacking him over the back of his head. Alfred rolled his eyes.
"Whaaatevveerrr Benji" He yawned, Benjamin pulled a face at him and turned his attention to the teacher. Alfred sat there for a few minutes in silence before glancing at the clock in the classroom and realising that it had stopped. "Hey Benji" He whispered, sitting up.
"What Alfred?" Benjamin turned to face him, scowling.
"What's the time?" He asked, pointing to Benjamin's sheep-shaped watch. Benjamin rolled his eyes but checked it anyway.
"8.09" He replied before looking back at the front of the class…or maybe he was staring at the back of that Welsh kids head… Alfred could never tell with this one. There was silence for a few more seconds before-
"So how many more hours till school finishes?" Benjamin gave him an exasperated look before replying.
"Six" Is what Benjamin said but due to his strong Kiwi accent, Alfred heard "Sex" Because this is literally what non-New Zealanders hear when a New Zealander says six, and let me tell you from experience-it gets pretty damn annoying.
"Im sorry what did you just say?" Alfred asked, not quite believing his ears.
"What, Are you deaf as well as stupid you Yank*? I said six" Benjamin growled. There it was again! Alfred sat there for a second before a large grin formed on his face. "What?" Benjamin leaned back, looking at the grinning American warily.
"Why Benji, I never knew you were so…forward" Alfred smirked, Benjamin's dark green eyes widened in shock.
"What?! All I said was six!" he exclaimed, Alfred leant on his elbow, leaning forward so he was almost nose-to-nose with the startled Kiwi.
"I mean I knew I am irresistible but I didn't expect you to blurt it out in the middle of class" Alfred purred. Finally realising what had happened, Benjamin's face slowly turned red and he raised his hands to ward off the Americans advances.
"T-that's not what I meant! Six! As in the number! S-I-X! Not sex!" He stammered, franticly pushing Alfred's face away, unfortunately Alfred could not take a hint (or apparently understand New Zealand-English) as he kept trying to either kiss Benjamin or just get all up in his personal space and make him feel awkward. Thankfully the bell rung, signalling the end of class and escape for our poor Kiwi. He immediately stood up, taking his hand away from where it was currently pushing Alfred's face away from him (Causing Alfred to slam his face into Benjamin's desk) and fled the room. There was no way in hell he was sitting next to Alfred tomorrow! ... Now if only he could score a seat next to that cute Welsh kid…
And there's that done! Two in one day, how's that for good work?! And before you ask, yes I am a New Zealander so technically yes, I am making fun of my own accent but I don't care! It's funny! (If you dont get it, the kiwi accent makes our 'I's sound like 'E's)
*Yank is what some Kiwis call Americans, it's just our title for you guys so no offense intended (If it makes you feel better we call the British Pommies XD)
So yea R&R! ~Darky out!