Sonic did the amazing thing when he encountered the purple slurpee for the first time since his solid days at uni.
"Pure good!" he cried in glee and feeling power is his lovely mind. "So grand and good like lovely love!"
The slurpee looked up at Sonic and gave his that meme signal with the fingers and thumb.
"Gosh!" said the hedgy boyo.
Knuckles ran over to Sonic and put down two coins with silver in the middle like an Oreo from heaven.
"Knuckles, my Slurpee. It speaks to me!" said Sonic in a sonic voice like Sonic the Hedgehog himself.
"Knock! Knock! It's Knuckles!" barked the Eh-ki-doh-na because that is what he was representing.
Tails flew by with his twisty butts of energetic wisdom. Sonic flagged him down with his own two noses and Tails obeyed the spiky hedgehog commands.
"Tails! I have a talking slurpee within my grasp!" Sonic said as he displayed his owned item.
"Lucky you, Sonic!" said Tails. He twisted more behinds like the king of all lives would.
Sonic winked at Tails and Tails winked back. Knuckles did a dance with his toes and used his big toe to wink at Tails. Tails pulled a race car out of his stylin' pants pocket and put it into the coconut.
Such goodness was exerted to life.
"HA! HAA!" laughed Sonic with hedginess. "I have a slurpee and my life rules like sword fights!"
"Good for you, Sonic, my rival," said Shadow from atop his surfboard that he was using to soar across waves of gorgeous plot devices. "Hah! You're not even good enough to be m-"
"I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE STINKIN' WORDS!" growled Sonic as he jumped on Shadow and shoved the purple slurpee into his dark emo gullet.
Shadow swallowed all that fabulous slurpee and belched like a unicorn would. That is indeed how beautiful his throat is.
Knuckles punched a brick wall and it shattered to reveal six whole Chaos Emeralds. "I found 'em!" he said with his Knuckly nose.
"Sonic! Use your Spin Dash to save love in the hearts of mankind!" shouted Tails.
Sonic smirked his wild grin at his totally cool friends. He did his loopiness with his toes curled up to the eardrums. "This is a neat way to live!"
Sonic then revved up his hotcakey goodness in the back and charged toward the ending of the zone. He hit the sign and it turned into a banana sign instead of an Eggman one.
"Sonic saved life!" cried Tails.
"He sure did!" said Knuckles proudly with his cowboy hat stuck in his eye.
"I wish my name would be known throughout ages!" cried Sonic as he wished with all his heart about glory and honour.
Then, it happened. "Ages" was spelt backward and revealed the true love of Sonic and his homies.
"Look at that condensation…" said Shadow from aboard his deluxe cruise ship.
"And it's all thanks to my goodness!" said Sonic. He revved up again and shot into the sun. The sun blew up and many lives gained perfection.
"I gotta hand it to ya, Drew," said Tails to Knuckles.
"I am not named that name," said Knuckles. He punched the fox boy and he died.
FIN