Disclaimer: Nth owned
Note: Adapted from real life story
Sakura's viewpoint
How can I break this news to him…? Its good for the both of us I guess, I really had enough… his negative aspects are hopelessly abundant, while the only positive aspect he actually possesses, luckily or unluckily, is that he's a guy… I really do wonder how did I make the wrong freaking chioce of falling in love with this guy…
Naruto's viewpoint
My god!!! How can I take this… I'm going to break down, why are you even telling me this… now I feel so down, dejected and lost… why must Sasuke tell me that the discount at the raman shop opposite my house ended?!?!? Sasuke out of all people, and my favourite ramen store out of all those shit stores, I can sense some form of mocking in the way Sasuke tell me that news, but I'm feeling much too down to think of that now…
Narrator
Little did Naruto know about what's going to happen next, and Sasuke is being so bloody mean to Naruto ):… perhaps because he's envious of Naruto's super cool blonde hair :D
Sakura's viewpoint
Let's just get this over with, I'm going to get Naruto to go to his favourite ramen store and tell him everything's on my mind, but I bet the ramen will cheer him up and he wouldn't have to kill me right there and then O_O…
Narrator
Sakura called Naruto up and asked him out to the ramen store, and planned to tell him everything…
Naruto is still grieving about the news about the discount, who knows what would happen when he takes another blow _
Sasuke is enjoying the show, he's being way too mean to the poor blonde…
Naruto's viewpoint
Hmmm… Sakura asked me out!!! ^_^, well this is the FIRST time she ever asked me out for lunch since when we got together, so excited!!! Now let's see, what should I wear, how about my orange jumpsuit! I bet Sakura's going to like it!
Sakura
This place is filthy!!! I'm just going to break it to the poor guy and I'm going home and get my maths homework done… Oh there he is, let's settle it on the seat nearest to the door, I want fresh air, oh did I forget to mention that one of his negative aspect is that he actually have a bad body odour… xP
Conversation
S: Naruto, I want to tell you something…
Naruto busy eating away
S: I WANNA TELL YOU SMTH, STOP EATING AND LISTEN TO ME!!!
Naruto stopped eating and look up, with a piece of BBQ pork in his mouth, saliva flowing like tap…
S: Naruto, I actually had enough of you man, I'm trying to neglect all the other negative aspects you have, but this one is pissing me off, I can't believe you did that…
N: Wha…What did I do…? O.O
S: YOU LAUGHED AT MY BANGS!!!
N: Ohh, that matter…(continues eating)
S: …I was hoping you to say something like, I don't mean it, I'm sorry sakura?
N: No man, that was really funny, you should really see how you look like… HAHAHAHA
S: I'm sick of you, your so frank I hate you, sometimes I really don't know how you think of me, this is stupid, why did I even fall in love with you, you go back to the winder girl who likes you, that girl Hinata who wears as though its winter… I'll go back to my Sasuke now, good bye!
Naruto continues eating
Narrator
Naruto marked this day on his calendar as the worst day of his life, he had to pay for the bills for both him and Sakura(Without discount), Sakura left him, Sasuke, out of all people, won Sakura's heart…
Sakura finally left Naruto, and got to the one she loved…
Sasuke is now swearing and cursing at himself for not getting popcorns to enjoy the show ;D
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