Characters in this chapter, Darth Vader, Darth Sideous, Voldemort
Disclaimer, I own none of these characters, I am also taking inspiration but not copying the YouTube channel How It Should Have Ended with there series "Villain Pub" it's very good you should watch it Disclaimer over.
(Darth Vader to Darth Sideous) "So why did you open this bar and invite this no nose villain wanabe."
(Valdimort) "HEY! I'll have you know I have killed many wizards and witches."
(Sideous) "Well you also couldn't man up and only have one chance with a whole soul, and you died trying in to kill a baby and you died for real from the same baby he just had control of not pooping in his diaper."
(Vader) "Well we all technically have died we just died from each other not from a child."
(Valdimort) "He was 18."
(Vader) "17 actually, his birthdays in the summer."
(Valdimort *groaning* storms out of the bar.)
(Sedeous) "Well that's the end of that, Vader you were wondering why I opened this bar, there really is no reason why I just thought it would be cool and make us some money."
(Editors note) thanks for reading this sadly this chapter/episode is over I will try to post weakly. Sincerely, Emonster.