L was working with Light one day when he realized he should tell Light something.
"Hey Light-kun."
"What?"
"Do you remember the time I said I was actually all the world's greatest detective?"
Light thought for a moment "No."
"I mean that time I said I was the detective Aizen, and the other detectives."
Light still listened "Yeah."
"Well... there are other personas I have-"
Light interrupted him "Like the rock star: Ryuzaki?"
"Yes, but I'm also a drag queen. Sometimes I'll go out in public dressed in drag, calling myself "Sakura". Other times I just pretend I'm MisaMisa."
"...You just continue to get weirder all the time don't you?"
Time passed after they had that conversation, then one day L was flipping channels and saw the end of a commercial:
Kama Café! Found at Cherry Blossom Mall!
Now offering free doughnuts to girl-girl "lovers".
L got excited "Free doughnuts! Light-kun!"
"What is it Ryuzaki?"
"Come with me to the mall! There's a café that I want to go to and I don't want to go to the mall by myself!"
Light asked "What café?"
L shouted "The Kama Café!"
"The gay café? How many times do I have to tell you I'm not gay?"
"But they're giving out FREE DOUGHNUTS!"
"FREE DOUGHNUTS? DID YOU JUST SAY FREE DOUGHNUTS?"
"YES I SAID FREE DOUGHNUTS!"
"Then let's go!"
L thought of something "Just wait one moment, I've got to change."
15 minutes later Ryuzaki comes back wearing a drag outfit that was all black, like something Misa wore. He was also holding some clothes in his hands.
"Why are you wearing that outfit? You don't need to dress like a chick to look gay." (Snap!)
"Yes, that is true, but they're only giving out free doughnuts to lesbians."
"Ryuzaki you idiot! I REFUSE to dress like a girl with you!"
L was annoyed "Do you want free donuts or what?"
"Yes."
"Then put these clothes on."
"Listen Ryuzaki, it's bad enough I have to dress like a girl, I'm not going to wear an outfit you picked out. I'll choose what I wear!"
2 hours later, after Light explained to Misa what he was doing (he asked to borrow some clothes also), Misa yelling that she didn't want Light to be gay with Ryuzaki, Light saying he wanted doughnuts, and L was watching TV because he was waiting for light, Light and Misa walk downstairs to Ryuzaki.
Light and Misa then went to Ryuzaki, who was glad when they finally came, but a little annoyed at how long it took "What?"
"Ryuzaki, we've decided that Misa can go with you to the mall, as long a Misa brings back a doughnut."
"Okay."
L stood up, and I mean STRAIGHT UP.
L remembered something "You know what? There's one more thing I have to get before we leave."
L ran over and picked up a black purse by the couch.
"You're bringing a purse too?" Light asked
"Not just a purse..."
L pulled out the Death note from the purse, grinning at them both.
Light and Misa were surprised.
Light said something "You're bringing the death note? Right after we got it from that other guy? And if you use it you'll have to kill someone every few days just to stay alive!"
"Yes, but I have reason to doubt the "keep writing names down or you're dead" rule is fake. And besides, it's worth the risk for doughnuts."
"You're willing to risk your life for doughnuts?"
"Hey, I already am risking my life when I'm doing my job right?"
Ryuk by this time was laughing so hard he actually managed to puke apples, even though he's dead and he really shouldn't be able to do that.
P.S. This story was originally made because I wanted L to cross-dress. The way they're talking about doughnuts was based off of how the people at my school used to talk about tacos. All the time: tacos, tacos, tacos. And those internet videos about tacos are pretty weird too.