Me, mysELF, and I
Prologue
Disclaimer: I don't not own any part of the Artemis Fowl series. If I did, Arty's elf kissing days would SO not be over.
"I am an outcast. I no longer belong with the fairies, but I also don't belong with humans. You did this to me! So now you will share my fate. I was a pixie, until I became human to get my revenge on you. But you ruined my plan, and now I am left like this. Not quite human, definitely no longer pixie. So I will make you like me: in-between. You will no longer be human, yet you will not be quite fairy. Pixie is too good for you. So I will make you an elf. Of course, you won't have magic, and you will be too tall to be a real elf. Your precious Captain Short will despise you, and you will be left all alone."
Opal smiled, but it was not a happy smile. Artemis couldn't say anything, as he was gagged, and tied to a chair.
"But I think I've said enough. Knock him out!" she said to someone out of sight.
Artemis felt a shock, then passed out.
A/N: I originally put this as a oneshot but i had several people say it would be better with chapters. I kinda agree. The story's still the same.