A/N: Yo people. This was where I thought...and kinda hoping the scene was going in the elevator after they broke up. This is how I would have written it.

Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly.

[Sam and Freddie walk into the elevator from the iCarly studio; waits for the elevator, but Sam pushes the emergency stop button, and the elevator stops.]

Sam: ... So.

Freddie: [turns to look at Sam] She wasn't talking about us.

Sam: [shrugs] ... I know... but... do you think maybe... you and I... are taking some connection we have-

Freddie: And trying to force it into a boyfriend-girlfriend thing?

Sam: ... Yeah.

Freddie: Well I mean... [sighs] I don't know... [chuckles] it's like, after all the years, of us being like, at each other's throats... and you... kissing me... that night at school... it was pretty... intense...

Sam: [scoffs] Hey, you put me in a mental hospital. So... the kiss was... just... intense?

Freddie: [looks at Sam and nods his head at her] And fun.

Sam: [smiles] ... Yeah, I just... [leans back against the elevator's wall] I dunno if you and me really click... that way.

Freddie: Yeah... [shrugs and smiles] but, you know, maybe one day if... you get a little more normal...

Sam: Or, you get a little more abnormal [Freddie and Sam look confused] ... so did we just break up?

Freddie: ... feels like it... [crowd "aww"'s and a sweet piano tune plays]. But... it was... mutual... right?

Sam: Yeah... [grins] but I'm still gonna tell people I dumped your butt and broke your nerdy little heart.

Freddie: [smiles at Sam] Fair enough.

Sam: [shrugs] Oh well... [pushes the button again and the elevator begins to go down again; lands on the living room floor, and the door opens; Sam starts to walk out but Freddie says something to her...]

Freddie: ... I love you. [walks up behind Sam, and smiles at her]

Sam: [stops walking; turns around; smiles] I love you, too.

Sam: [walks up to Freddie and kisses him sweetly]

Freddie: [takes his PearPhone out of his back pocket] It's only 10:30...

Sam: What was that? A 2 minute break-up?

Freddie: I think we just broke the record for shortest break-up ever.

Sam: Eh, I don't know. I think my mom's had shorter.

[Sam and Freddie laugh as they then kiss each other and hit the elevator button to go up.]

A/N: This is how it SHOULD have ended. REVIEW!