Uh... okay, just random bloopers that I made up that may or may not have spoilers... probably will. For various parts.

Disclaimer: If I owned, Tales of the Abyss would be a yaoi game. Since we can probably safely assume that in the classic sense it is not, you can therefore assume that I don't own it. Sadly.

TODAY'S BLOOPER: In Which Sync Has A Little Moment

Features a clumsy Guy, a rather OOC Sync who loves his crash nets, the director attempting to smooth things over (attempting), Tear resurrecting people, Jade deciding that Sync's temper is too hot and needs cooling down (hint: O frigid blades, pour forth!) and being sarcastic-tastic! -has decided that that is a word now-. Written when I was high.

Spoilers: When you fight Sync in the core

Takes Place: on the Tartarus.

Note: ALL battle quotes/artes taken from GameFAQs (gamefaqs. com/ console/ ps2/ file/ 929343/ 45774) If the URL doesn't show up, search "tales of the abyss walkthrough" on google, click on the first link and go down the list of "general faqs" until you find "battle quotes".

Guy: Raging Phoeni-- AH! -falls off side with sword out- OUCH...

Sync: AH! YOU BROKE MY CRASH NET!

(Note: For those of you rather confuzzled at this moment, this is sort of an AU during the shooting of the game, kind of like bloopers in movies. That settled, Sync would not want to fall off the edge of the ship into molten lava, so he had a crash net. That may make things a little more clear)

Guy: WELL I fell off the side of the ship AND I kind of had my sword out! It was a little difficult not to!

Sync: YOU BROKE MY CRASH NET! YOU BASTARD!

Director: Sync, calm down. You can just get a new crash net--

Sync: NO! THAT ONE TOOK ME SEVERAL YEARS TO MAKE! IT'S FIT SPECIFICALLY TO ME!

Guy: Sync, it's re--

Sync: NO IT'S NOT! YOU BROKE MY CRASH NET! -goes into Over Limit- CAN YA TAKE THIS?

HARROWING GALE! NOW YOU DIE!!

Guy: OW OW OW OW OW OW OW--

Note: Guy's HP is now at 0

Guy: I screwed up...

Sync: Hmph.

Tear: Return this soul from the abyss of death. Resurrection!

Guy: Thanks I--

Sync: -goes into Over Limit again- Now you die! Haaaaa! Akashic Torment!

Guy: GAH!

Director: Sync... Sync... SYNC! You can stop killing Guy now...

Sync: HE BROKE MY CRASH NET...

Jade: Seems we're losing. Or rather, seems you're loosing, Guy.

Guy: I kind of noticed! AH!

Sync: Take this! Stone Dragon Ascent!

Guy: -running around in circles- Free Run is my friend. Free Run is my friend. Free Run is my friend.

Jade: -sighs and does that Jade thing with his glasses- Oh what a bother. O frigid blades, pour forth! Icicle Rain! (Note: I don't care if he doesn't have that one at this point in the game... he does now!)

Sync: I'll kill you!

Guy: O noble conflagration! Incinerate all! Razing Phoenix! -DOESN'T FALL OFF THE SIDE THIS TIME . -

Note: Sync's HP is now at 0

Sync: No...! Not like this...

Note: Battle ended

Guy: We're not playing around either.

Director: -sigh- All in a days work... somebody tie that psychotic replica up and Guy? You have to fix his crash net before he wakes up.

Guy: Why me?

Tear: Because you're the one that broke it.

Guy: Aw, come on...

Director: Go steal one of Dist's fon machines or something and use that to do it.

Guy: -gets those little lines above his head like he does in the room with all the fontech- Really? I wouldn't get in trouble for it?

Director: Well maybe from him, but if we get Jade to explain to him that it was so that Sync didn't have another Little Moment and kill us all, he might--

Jade: Personally, I doubt that even that simple cause-and-effect statement would have no effect on him.

Director: Nobody asked for your opinion. Guy--

Guy: -has already left to go steal one of Dist's fon machines-

Director: Nevermind... YOU! SHUT OFF THAT CAMERA!

And there is the product of my insanity. Sync loves his crash nets. Next week: In Which Jade Eats Too Much Sugar

R&R please!

-WdDD

(For who can separate the truth from lies and delusions?)