Hello everyone, Marshalanime here. The series Urusei Yatsura recently grabbed my attention. Despite being decades old it's still quite entertaining in my opinion and so I've desided to try my hand at a Naruto/Urusei Yatsura crossover. Surprisingly the first Naruto/Urusei Yatsura on the sight. It's really is amazing to me that no one's done a crossover between these two stories yet.
This is going to be a harem story, though Lum will be the main girl. I have an idea on which girls I'll be adding but you're welcome to suggest girls if you want. At the time of writing this I've only gotten to the tenth volume of the Urusei Yatsura manga but I feel like I know enough about the series to start this story.
Now, I hope you all enjoy the story!
(Marshalanime does not own Naruto or Urusei Yatsura)
Naruto Uzumaki was a young man with golden blond hair, vibrant blue eyes, a toned, fit body, and whisker like marks adorning his cheeks. On the day of his birth disaster struck resulting in many deaths and the tailed beast made to cause such destruction had been sealed within his newborn body. His mother, fearing what could happen to her son with the Kyuubi sealed in him raised the boy outside of the village, within another universe where no one knew of shinobi of jinchuriki.
It wouldn't be until the boy started going to the academy that Konoha would see him walking through its streets. Though even time could not heal all wounds. Their were many who still held great resentment for the young jinchuriki and while they could not openly display their hatred it wasn't difficult for Naruto to see it in their eyes.
That's not to say that everything in Konoha was bad for the boy. There were many in the village that he befriended over the years, the father/daughter duo who ran the raman shop, Iruka-sensei, a good portion of his classmates, old man Hokage, and his mother had many friends who were nice to him. It was just easier living in Japan.
Naruto had since graduated from the academy and entered the ranks of Konoha's shinobi force alongside Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno under the guidance of their jounin instructor, Kakashi Hatake. They had trained, learned, and grown stronger as a team but for the time being the trio were undergoing seperate training regiems. Naruto was learning under his mother, Kushina Uzumaki, and his godfather, Jiraiya. Sakura was learning medical ninjutsu from the Fifth Hokage, Tsunade Senju. Sasuke had gone off to train under Orochimaru. It wasn't a decision many were happy with, but the young Uchiha went anyway.
Currently Naruto was living an ordinary high schooler live, at least on the surface. It wasn't the most exciting live but at least he had friends at school and his training was coming along smoothly. Still, a little excitement wouldn't kill.
As Naruto was walking past an empty lot on his way home he was taken by surprise as someone yelled out for him to stop. Turning around Naruto was stunned to see a very short monk come up to him. "You mustn't go that way! Something evil will happen to you!" the monk warned the teen.
"Yeeeaaah, sure thing old man" Naruto responded before turning and continuing on his way. This was certainly out of the ordinary, but hardly the excitement Naruto was hoping for. "My house is over here so I think I'll risk what ever it is you're worried about" Naruto told the man.
"Be warned, there is an ominous shadow looming over you!" the man called out as he followed after the blond.
"Look, I don't need your superstitions so why don't you leave me... alone...?" Naruto was saying as he turned the corner, only to see a large crowd standing outside his house. "What the..." Naruto breathlessly said as one of the reporters spotted him.
"LOOK! Ms. Uzumaki's son! He's back!" the man said as he and the others rushed over to the blond, each of them shouting off questions as they shoved mics in the teen's face. Growing frustrated with the endless questions and other nonsense being thrown at him Naruto eventually let out an annoyed groan before jumping over the reporters and booking it for his front door.
Slamming the door behind him Naruto let out a sight of relief as he slumped down to the floor. 'What the heck is up with those guys?' Naruto wondered to himself just as his mother popped her head into the entrance hall, her long red hair falling over her shoulder and too the ground in the process.
"Good, you're finally home" the woman said as fully entered the entrance hall and made her way over to her son.
"What's with those guys out there?" Naruto asked, throwing his thumb over his shoulder only for Kushina to grab his other hand and pull him further into the house.
"Just come with me" Kakashi told the teen, the tone of her voice sounding like she just wanted to get this over and done with.
Being led to the sitting room Naruto say his godfather sitting down with a cup of tea in his hands. For modern day Japan Jiraiya was quite the spectacle, but the white haired man with red streaks on his face wasn't what caught Naruto's attention. No, what caught Naruto's attention was the behemoth of a man sitting opposite Jiraiya. He had short black hair styled in a small pompadour, with sideburns and thick eyebrows. He had pointed ears, fangs sticking up from his bottom jaw, and small yellow horns sticking out of his head. His attire consisted of a single tiger stripped onepeice that covered all but his head, forearms, and a bit of his chest that showed off his thick chest hair.
"Naruto! Come on, come on, have a seat" Jiraiya called the teen over. With the way the two of them sat there with friendly expressions Naruto'd almost mistake this as one of Jiraiya's old friends coming to visit, but he knew better than that. As Naruto put his body on autopilot and walked into the room, outside the clouds grew dark and stormy as a yellow and black space stations descended past the cloud cover.
"What do you mean I have to compete with an alien?" Naruto calmly asked as he, Jiraiya, Kushina, and Mr. Invader sat around the small table sipping tea. The man could explain that he was hear to conquer the Earth a thousand times over, but with this kind of atmosphere it was a bit difficult to give a serious reaction.
"They decided to leave Earths fate to a single one on one match and picked you at random. If you win then they go back to their planet without any questions" Kushina remarked with her cup held up to her mouth. Once she finished she took another sip of her drink.
"Okaaay..." the blond said as his gaze turned from his mother to the alien invader sitting not even two feet from him. This was closer to the excitement he wanted, but it was a lot stranger then he had expected. "So what are we competing in?" Naruto asked the man.
"Tag" the large man said before taking a sip from his comparatively tinny cup, and getting strangle looks from the three sitting with him. An advance alien civilization comes to invade the planet, and they decide to leave it all to a game of tag? After downing the contents of his cup the man let out a content sigh as he held out his cup for a refill. "But I won't be your opponent" the man said.
"Huh? If you're not my opponent then who is?" Naruto asked as his mother filled up the man's cup.
"That would be me" Naruto heard a feminine voice coming from behind him. Tilting his head back while also leaning back the teen was met with the sight of a girl roughly his age standing in the doorway. She had long green hair and similarly to the large man sitting in the room she had two small yellow horns, her ears were slightly pointed, and her bikiniesk clothes and knee high boots had a tiger stripped pattern. Most girls would kill for her figure and as Naruto stared into her blue eyes his face flushed a tad bit."My name is Lum" the girl introduced herself.
Correcting his posture Naruto's attention returned to Mr. Invader. "So I'm going to play tag with her... for the fate of the world?" Naruto asked the man, feeling like he must have missed something as some point.
"You are" Mr. Invader simply answered, confirming for the blond that this was indeed happening. "You shall play for ten days. If during that time you tag one of my daughter's horns, you will be the winner" the man explained.
"Ten days" Naruto repeated as s smirk crossed his face. Folding his arms behind his head the teen started chuckling, "Hehe, might as well pack your bags and head home now! I'll have those horns in my hand in no time!".
"Is that so? Well I'm not so easy to catch" Lum responded with a huff, her hands starting on her hips before quickly moving up to fold over her chest.
"Ha! You think so?" Naruto remarked while looking over his shoulder st the girl.
"Hmph! Think so? I know so!" Lum told him with a stern look. It annoyed her that he could make such a statement without knowing anything about her. She wouldn't let him underestimate her. Though that was before she had one of her horns in his hand and her head being gently pulled down by said horn.
"You sure? It doesn't seem to hard to me" Naruto said. Behind him Kushina and Jiraiya were comfortably drinking tea while Mr. Invader, much like his daughter, had a stunned speechless expression.
Getting over the sudden shock Lum slapped the blond's hand away as she took a step back. "That doesn't count! Our match doesn't start until tomorrow!" Lum blurted out as her hands came up to cover her horns.
Naruto was taken aback by the sudden display but his grin quickly returned. "Then I guess I'll just have to win tomorrow" the blond said.
After that Lum and Mr. Invader didn't stay for very long, after telling Naruto where the game will be played the two of them headed back to their ship. Though that didn't mean they weren't going to have other guests that day, even if most of them were reporters trying to sneak in. The only guest that didn't get through back outside was one of Naruto's classmates and a childhood friend of the blond's, Shinobu. She was a fairly cute girl with straight brown hair that reached her shoulders and coal black eyes.
Shinobu has had a crush on the young Uzumaki for quite a few years now, something Kushina had taken notice of while her son remained completely ignorant of it. Kushina often wondered if she should get involved with her son's absent love live and push the two of them together but has usually come to the conclusion that she should let things play out on their own.
"Do you really think Naruto will be alright?" Shinobu asked, leaning over the counter separating the kitchen and dinning room as the woman washed dishes. Shinobu had originally come by to see Naruto himself, but it turned out that after the two aliens had left he went out with Jiraiya for last minute training. Even if she knew exactly where the two of them were she'd only distract the boy if she went to see him.
"He'll be just fine, trust me" Kushina told the girl as she set a pan to the side to dry. "Naruto will have that game won by lunch and then everything will go back to normal" the red haired mother said, grabbing a towel to dry her hands as she turned to face Shinobu.
Seeing the look in Kushina's eyes Shinobu felt a spark of confidence ignite inside of her. This WAS Naruto they were talking about after all. If there was anyone on the planet who could pull this off it was him. With a few chuckles Shinobu responded, "I guess I'm worrying over nothing, aren't I?". She felt kind of silly for doubting the blond. Hopefully everything will be settled come this time tomorrow.