-1Naruto Parodies

By Ethermaster2 and demonfox123

This is how Naruto would've been like IF we did own the show.

In the early night, Joey Bob, a hobo that lives in the dumpster down the street, found a radio. This 32-year-old virgin was overjoyed at having some entertainment. He turned it on only to hear an unfamiliar voice.

"Good evening everybody!"

"Where that noise comin' from?" Joey Bob took his sharpened spatula and started shaking it madly. With bushy eyebrows and bubbly spit coming out of his mouth, you'd think he was a rabid animal.

"We have several special guests here tonight! The cast from the bangin' hit anime, Naruto!"

Joey Bob grunted like a caveman and ran around on all fours, clearly confused. He started grunting louder and louder as he was going up and down on the concrete wall that made an alley.

"We have exclusive interviews that will reveal the real Naruto characters off-set! Only on KWO! First up is Kakashi Hot-gay Sexsay!

KWO: What is your hobby?

Kakashi- Smoking weed.

KWO- Erm, anything else?

Kakashi- More weed.

KWO- How long?

Kakashi- I don't remember.

KWO- What's your favorite color?

Kakashi- Whatever the color weed is.

KWO- Would you like to give any last comments?

Kakashi- I like weed.

KWO: Alright! Thank you Kakashi Hot-gay Sexsay! We now have Sauce-gay Uchi-hoe.

Sauce-gay- Hi sweet thing! (eyes twinkle)

KWO- Good to have you here, Sauce-gay. Is it true that you are the singer and manager of the Foxy Mommas band?

Sauce-gay- Well, yeah, if you put it like that. (twirls hair flirtingly and blushes)

KWO- Are the rumors true about you being a gay retard off-set ?

Sauce-gay- Every word of it. (approaches KWO guy)

KWO- Um! Thank you! Any last comments?

Sauce-gay- Yes I do. To anyone who's listening: stop calling the freaking band and asking who the hot sounding chick who's singing is! That's me! It's not my fault I have a girly sexy voice!

KWO- Thank you, Sauce-gay Uchi-hoe. Our next speaker is Gai!

Gai- Thank you. (eyes pop out and looks at bathroom)

"Papa?" Joey Bob shook the radio. "Papa get outta there!" He shook it again. Silence. "Murderer!" He screamed, planting dynamite on the radio, igniting it, and running away. BOOM! Since Joey Bob destroyed his radio, we have to now listen on Suzie Yam's. Who lives down the street.

KWO- Are you alright?

Gai- Did you know that there's a chicken in your bathroom?!

KWO- Excuse me?

Gai- Voices are telling me to do it! They said it will be an amazing experience!

KWO- Uh…

Gai- SHOULD I DO IT OR NOT!?

KWO- Um… it is up to you.

Gai- O-Okay. (Gai ran to the bathroom eagerly to score.)

KWO- That's it! All of our interviews are done! ( Someone whispers into KWO guy's ear.) WHAT!? Not done yet!? Well, we'll continue this tomorrow. No time left. Geez, why do I work for a freaking radio station? They pay me minimum wage and this job sucks! I'm freaking 43 years old!

Random Guy- We're still on air.

KWO- Crap!

Next time: Naruto, Sakura, and Gaara!