AN: Follow up to Nine Reasons it Sucks to be a NextGen Weasley. Nine more reasons it sucks to be a NextGen Weasley. No further explanation required. ;)
1) Your grandmother is certain your mother had an affair before you were born, as you are short, have mousy brown hair and a smooth olive complexion.
You just hope you were adopted and your parents just haven't got up the nerve to tell you yet.
2) Buying birthday presents for your family is really starting to eat into your bank account.
3) You find your family tree one day, and after squinting at it a moment and doing a few quick calculations, you discover that through marriage and if your cousins continued to procreate at the same rate, your family would roughly encompass most of London by 2050.
Remember: Nuts tend to come from trees.
4) Don't try to break the mould. Teachers assume you will act the same as other troublemaking Weasleys have been before you, so to do anything otherwise unusual may give the Headmistress a heart attack. You have an open invitation. Go party.
5) Before dating anyone, you rigorously check their family tree to verify that you don't share any common ancestors. Or, if you do turn out to be distantly related, make sure that the union is legal.
6) You're considered a freak by your family because you never liked your brother's best friend growing up, he never liked you, and you both stayed that way for twenty years before marrying different people.
7) You secretly despise Quidditch, believe the Ministry of Magic may have some worthwhile ideas, and think that maybe the wizarding population was a little hard on Cornelius Fudge, but have never told anyone for fear of being lynched.
8) Since you introduced your boyfriend to your family, among your friends he has ceased to have his own identity.
He's now: "Another one of them poor bastards who wasn't smart enough to get away."
9) Just for a change, you dyed your frizzy red hair.
No one recognised you for a week.