Sakura's life with the Akatsuki

Chapter one.

Disclaimer:I don't own Naruto if I did Sakura would have been in the Akatsuki to begin with.

A/N: This has been rewritten

Talking: 'BLAH'

Thoughts:'blah'

It was just another ordinary day in the life of a girl called Haruno Sakura. She had glassy emerald eyes, long pink, shiny hair that went to her waist and a body anyone would die for.

The said girl was happily skipping to the living room, her hair swaying behind her as she did. Sakura turned her head to where she heard two male voices and while she was distracted, she fell face flat onto the floor.

"Itai!!" She moaned in pain and rubbed her nose. She looked back to see what had tripped her, only to find Deidara sleeping soundly on the floor. The kuniochi's eyebrow twitched and a vein throbbed on her NORMAL sized forehead.

Silently, she crawled over to the sleeping blonde, and put her mouth near his ear and screamed.

"GET UP! BLONDIE!!" Deidara shot up, startled and rubbed his now aching ear. Groggily, he looked about, wanting to know who screamed in his ear. He jumped back when he came face to face with an angry pink haired kuniochi.

"What THE hell do you think you were doing, sleeping on the floor? ANYONE could have tripped over you, like I did!" Sakura hissed, her eyes glared down at the frightened blonde.

Deidara was scared, and couldn't form a legible sentence.

"I-I…" Was all he managed to choke out.

-X-X-X-

Itachi, Kisame, Pein and Konan were all sat around the kitchen table, playing poker. So far, Itachi was winning and Konan insists that he is cheating.

"He IS cheating!! He's using the Sharingan! The last time we played, which was yesterday, he SUCKED ASS at poker! Now he's FUCKING winning!!" The blue haired woman yelled, throwing a mixture of curses into her rant.

Just as Konan was about to continue her rant, the kitchen door was knocked clean off It's hinges. Deidara came running in, screaming bloody murder and hid behind Itachi.

"Save meeee!" He yelped, still clinging onto the Sharingan users' cloak.

"WHERE IS HE!?" Sakura yelled, totally pissed. She stomped into the kitchen, her eyes narrowed dangerously and her face was flushed from anger.

"Come OUT Deidara!" She hissed, her deadly eyes scanning the room.

Itachi rolled his eyes, as the blonde clung to his cloak and whimpered almost silently. Itachi grabbed hold of the blonde and threw him in front of him, and near to the angered cherry blossom.

Sakura grinned evilly and grabbed his legs and dragged him out of the room. The blonde was about to receive his punishment for tripping her.

-X-X-X-

Pein watched mildly amused at the blondes whimpering and pleading for help. All of the Akatsuki new about the pink-haired kuniochi's temper. Although, many were smart enough not to piss her off.

"I wonder what he did to get her THAT mad" Itachi commented, almost silently. Konan, Pein and Kisame all nodded their heads at his statement. By this time, the poker game had been forgotten and all were interested in what Sakura was going to do to Deidara.

-X-X-X-

"AHHHHHHHHHHH! HELP! HELP! HE-" Deidara's cries were cut short, as Sakura threw her giant axe at him. He ducked and rolled out of the just in time, as the axe struck the ground where he once was. Sakura grabbed the handle and pulled it free with ease.

"Stop being such a baby, Deidara! And take it like the man we think you are!" Sakura said, walking closer to Deidara, as he scurried away from her.

This be the end of chapter one! And please review and tell me what YOU think Sakura should do for a punishment!