Sparkly ED!
Created by Brightclaw
Written by Mosshadow
Here's a little make fun of Edward fic that Brightclaw wanted to do. And hopefully it'll get rid of my writer's block.
Brightclaw: hello and welcome to Sparkly ED!
Mosshadow: *Thinking* Oh great , the Twihards are gonna kill us all*End thought* Uh yeah....
Brightclaw: we shall now make fun of Edward Cullen!
Mosshadow: and where exactly is super pale dude?
Edward: i right here mortals! I shall now suck thy blood! Oh and by the way do you guys take steroids? Doc says drinking blood that contains steroids cause estrogenocattophrenic discombobulation!
Mosshadow: erm......
Brightclaw: see!? thats why i hate you! Bella was a fool to take a jerk like you with absolutely no personality!
Edward: what about my sparkleyness awesomeness!!!
Mosshadow: you mean when you walk into the sun?
Edward: yeah! I am so damn SPARKLELIOUCOIS!
Mosshadow: thats not spelled correctly.
Edward: who cares when I am this shiny! *steps into sunlight* TA DAHH! *Is VERY VERY SHINY AND SPARKLEY!*
Mosshadow: My eyes!!!
Bella: ever wonder how I got these contacts?
Brightclaw: You have contacts?
Bella: Yeah, keep it a secret? Kay?
Mosshadow: well...*Takes out phone*Yo, tabloid peeps, Bella Wears contacts!
Bella: Sonofa*Censored*.
Edward:Oh I love you so much Bellie!
Mosshadow: yeah, I heard you stalk her outside a window at night!
Brightclaw: not to mention she's like centuary younger than you. Molester!
Edward: but we have sooooo much fun at night!*Mosshadow looks disturbed* At night clubs.
Mosshadow: oh , whew , I thought you meant-
Edward: and we get to see poledancing! And we get these little pills with a big E on them and then the world gets all sparkly and shiny like my self and we go into a room, alone, in the dark and -
Mosshadow:Cough! Choke!-
Edward: we tell each other scary stories!
Brightclaw: you over think Mossy.
Mosshadow: hey ! I was not thinking of what you think I was thinking of!
Brightclaw: yeah right!
Mosshadow: *rolls eyes* But we all know the Edward does weird stuff with Bella, like sucking on her in mutiple ways!
Edward: yea! you see I her neck after i bite her and --
Brightclaw: let's not go into that!
Mosshadow: hey remember that idea that one of our friends had of how to kill Eddie?
Brightclaw: Ha ha ! yeah! Let's stick him in a room of mirrors and shine light on him and he'll become sparkly until he bounces his sparklyness off the mirrors and blows up!
Edward: that would never work!
Mosshadow: actully..
Brightclaw: oh yeah! come on! *shoves Edward into the room of mirrors and lights fire for light*
Edward:Omigod! the Sparkles are too hot!! AHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAHAH
Mosshadow: wow, he screams weirdly.
Brightclaw: like a girl! Ah ha ! He is one!
Bella:You mean I'm Lesbo!.......
Brightclaw*evil smile* : Why yes!
Bella:.... YAYY!!!!
Brightclaw+Mosshadow: WHAT!