I don't own TD.
Okay, you see, I recently decided to delete quite a few of my stories for reasons I will not mention.
Anyways, I just got a R.L. (randomness license) so I decided it would be cool to see another TD series… run a different way. You have to keep reading to find out.
A young looking man (that was really in his 30's) was sitting on a bus driven by an intern with 24 teenagers as co-passengers.
"Why are we doing another season? Haven't we suffered enough?" Alejandro asked with a hint of anger directed at Chris.
"Nope." Chris replied, obviously enjoying their suffering.
"Well Sierra and AL have only gone through one season of your torture" Heather spat, not caring that everyone cringed when she spoke.
"What about Eva, eh? And Katie and Sadie?" Ezekiel questioned. (He is still alive because One: He cannot die and Two: the lava shocked him so much it made him half-human again)
"Emma, Karrie and Sherrie had to deal with the aftermath show" Lindsay chirped while everyone else face-palmed.
Courtney, throughout this whole 3-hour ride to the new season site, was typing yet another list on her PDA. Beth peeked over the seat to see what she was writing.
Ways to get revenge on Duncan and/ or Gwen, #39842: Replace Duncan's and Gwen's hair dye with a mixture of pink paint and super glue.
Beth slid back into her seat and after a few seconds, began whistling false innocence.
"We have arrived." The intern, whose nametag said Joe, announced to the bus full of people.
Everyone went like an egg and scrambled off (Haha) to the building.
"So what torture methods are you going to use on us this season?" Gwen sarcastically asked Chris
"Absolutely none" He replied with a grin as everyone gasped
"Chip not torturing us? It is the Apo- Apo-kee… it is the end of the world!" Lindsay screeched
"R-E-L-A-X! The reason I'm not going to torture you is because we have a new host! I don't have to make plans, and you still get tormented! Isn't it great?" Chris said while looking around "And here she comes now!"
A girl, with short, flaming red hair and piercing green eyes , pale skin, around 5ft4, 102 lbs, wearing a red t-shirt and tan shorts with white flats entered the room. Some guys wolf-whistled at her, until she shot a sharp glare that immediately shut them up.
"So, where is this new host?" Justin asked, ogling the unknown female. The girl points to herself while looking majorly offended.
"I am the new host, you idiot. I'm Zephyrine Storm." Zephyrine snarled
"You? You can't be older than us!" Courtney exclaimed
"No. But I am younger than you all." She then points to the guys that wolf-whistled at her "You thought I was hot? I'm only 13, yeesh." Zephyrine said flicking some hair out of her eyes.
"Your name is weird and long" Eva put bluntly.
"Then call me Zeph, Windy, Kate, Host, Ms. Cheese Puffs, Billy-Bob, WHATEVER!" She yelled at the teens. "… Anyways, this year the rooms will be co-ed.." She said slyly. Most girls looked at her with looks of hatred, fear, and 'ARE YOU INSANE?' While the boys, however, looked at her with looks of happiness, gratitude and 'This new host is AWESOME!'
"Just kidding. Although this year, there will be no teams, so the girls will be split into two groups. Same with the guys. Challenges will be as random as hot fudge from Russian clouds. Expect the unexpected. Feed the squirrels vanilla pudding. Kiss a shark. Drop-kick a cabbage or two. And most of all, do NOT look in my closet!" Zeph then laughed evilly, with everyone staring at her.
"Your first challenge will be announced tomorrow morning, so get some sleep." She chirped before walking off to her own private room.
"Bi-polar much?" One of the interns mumbled as he directed everyone to their accommodations.
Hmmm… I guess evilly IS a word. Anyways, review for randomness!