I'm extremely sorry for everyone who was offended by this being in the G rating catagory.
I was kinda hypo when i wrote this so... yeah.
This is my second Fanfic and unless I get reviews for the other one I'm not continuing it for a very long time.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters or places because my name is not George Lucas. If it was Anakin Solo would never have died, same with Chewie, it would have been Luke instead.
Please read and review.
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I was walking through the Jedi Academy when Anakin Solo walked up to me and told me about this movie being produced about his grandfather, Anakin Skywalker turning sith. He told me to watch the movie trailer on the computer and because he is officially my nephew I did it.
That one day was about 5 days ago. I've been on the computer trying to load one stupid little trailer for 5 days!
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I looked around the small little room that I have appropriated for myself and curse in a manner that would make Han Solo blush.
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The rat fink that asked me to do this walks in and asks me what I'm up to, and if I'm free to join him and everyone in the dinner hall. As far as I'm concerned, that's just asking for it.
"You told me 5 DAYS ago about ONE STUPID LITTLE movie trailer and now Jedi patience or not I WILL KILL YOU!"
He looked at me a little worried because I seem ready to throw him off the nearest roof. He starts to stutter.
"Isn't it working?"
Stupid. Very stupid. So incredibly stupid I wonder if he really is the child of who I think he is.
"NOOOOO, of COURSE its working. I'm just here for KICKS!"
The boy looks a little startled. And worried. Defiantly worried. He looks towards the door to make his retreat.
"So what's not working exactly?"
I twitch. He flinches. Showing weakness. Not a very smart idea when I'm out for blood.
"The picture. I can tell you word for word the sounds but there is no picture. AND BECAUSE OF THAT I WANT TO SEE IT MORE! HOW DARE YOU EVEN ………."
I keep ranting and he leaves.
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Anakin emerges into the hall and runs smack bang into Jacen Solo. "Hey little bro, what's up?"
Anakin looks at his older brother, paler than a sheet and whispers "Don't go near Aunt Mara."
Jacen walks past the door and hears muffled screams and death threats to something called 'Mother &# (# (& COMPUTER! I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT!'
Jacen, quite a bit smarter than what his brother was just walked away muttering about PMS and enclosed spaces.
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Review. I'm not going to threaten you, it's just not worth the time.